WG Shovel

Personally, I don't want a new skill in OSRS. Don't got a problem with it, just not waiting on it and I think that the dev time could be used somewhere else instead of developing a new skill.

Fuck, those Guinea pigs have a nicer house than me and they're pulling off the pudgy thing way better. I'm a cat person but I may be converted yet.

Your signature led me to this thread btw. 

(fig. 1 above, an absolute unit)
 
As some but not all of you know, I asked for @WG Toph's help to get my fire cape and zulrah kill for western elite diaries because my internet was shite, I trusted him, he offered and I was at the end of my fucking tether. Well, since then i've moved and my internet is a lot better here (from 1.5 mb/s to 40 mb/s). I decided I could no longer live with the shame of not having earned these things myself and gave it a good old go.
 
Today I earned my first fire cape and it feels great. Got it on my first attempt in a year and a half. Yesterday, I also got my first zulrah kill. It wasn't clean, but I did that too.
 

 
I feel i've grown a lot as a player in the last year and a half, and honestly the better ping doesn't hurt either. Bossing with the clan and doing (a lot) of demonic gorillas has definitely helped my confidence so I want to thank you all for the first, though i'd like to forget about the gorillas.
 
For those interested, here is wave 63, can't decide if I tanked a range hit near the end there (2:35) or not, but I think I may have also been just a smidge lucky on this kill lmao.
 
 
 
In conclusion, nobody can shame me about fire cape and zulrah anymore, even though none of you did though I well deserved it.
 
Back to finish my gorilla task, I guess.

I have received 2 monkey tails, 2 light frames, 3 heavy frames, 3 Ballista springs, 1 limb, 3 palm seed drops, 4 spirit seed drops and a hard clue, but no zenyte in a little over 1100 KC across 2 accounts. Please shoot me in the head.

Not gonna lie, I hate it atm. The old wiki is still at the top of every google search and the new format while visually appealing just looks weird to me cause I'm used to the old one. I don't like change I guess lmao

Bill Cosby obv, a name to put fear into anyone who enjoys a drink and has a butthole

What the actual fuck.

Wg are an odd bunch but good apples all of them. You should fit right in.

All i can imagine is the phone call to the police, "911, what's the emergency?" "Well, someone was abusing their privileges and stealing money." "Where is this at?" "*Cough*, Gielinor"                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                     "*Click*" 

Tbh this is just me the last time I did deadman

I think the old classic of offering her 10k runescape gp should do it. 
 
I really think this is the sort of thing that should be carefully tailored to the person. Tying it to something important to both of you can't go wrong. A favourite place, a memory, your dick.
 
I'm partial to the last one but you do you. Asking folks on the internet would not be my first suggestion tbh
 
Really I don't think anyone can tell you what's right for the two of you. Second to last girl I dated would have loved a grand romantic gesture like in a movie but the most recent one likely would have beaten me with my own penis for trying.
 
Anyway that's my 2 cents. I've never proposed but I've thought about it a bit though. I wish you good luck with it, if things work out you can celebrate with vodka, and if they don't there's still vodka 

Loot from 1000 Barrows chests
 
Since I started playing Runescape, I have been doing lots of Barrows. It’s a chill thing to do in game and the money earned is pretty decent. Now I decided to complete 1000 chests and document the loot I get from these 1000 chests. I will update this post ever 100 chests adding the loot and runes I got from the last 100 chests I completed.
 
Tracking the items will be easy, since they are put in a special tab, made for tracking how many I get. For runes it’s different, since Barrows is not the only place where I use runes. Am i going to try my best to make sure the amount of runes shown each update is as close as possible to the real amount I got. By making screens before and after barrows sessions.
 
I will start the adventure at:

When the streak number (currently 0) hits 1000 I will be done.
 
I start with 1k Barrows teleports in my rune pouch and 1k blood, death, chaos and mind runes is the bank.
 
 
The blowpipe I use starts at max scales and 5k darts, to track the supplies I use.
 
You guys can leave guesses about the amount of items I will get and the of amount of runes I will get.
 
First 100 chests are completed. As promised I will put an update out with the rewards obtained and supplies used every 100 chests.
0-100:
I used 3470 trident casts, 802 adamant darts and 1963 zulrah scales on top of the runes for 100 teleports and 100 house tabs. No food or prayer is used doing my method. On middle ge price, this comes down to a cost of 714k for the first 100 chests, since the runes used are made up for by barrows itself.
 
During the first 100 chests i obtained the following items:
 what u see here is not pure profit, since the cost of the blowpipe has to be factored in aswell. So I spend  in 714k supplies yielding 11327k (11.3m) for a profit of 10.6m
 
During the first 200 chests i obtained the following items (so this is 0-200): 
I used 7468 trident casts, 1611 adamant darts and 3832 zulrah scales on top of the runes for 200 teleports and 200 house tabs. No food or prayer is used doing my method.  On middle ge price, this comes down to a cost of 1404k for the first 200 chests, since the runes used are made up for by barrows itself.
What u see here is not pure profit, since the cost of the blowpipe, and teles has to be factored in aswell.  so i spend 1404k in supplies yielding 21850k (21.8m) for a profit of 20.4m
 
During the first 300 chests i obtained the folowing items (so this is 0-300):
I used 10523 trident casts, 2416 adamant darts and 5753 zulrah scales on top of the runes for 300 teleports and 300 house tabs. No food or prayer is used doing my method.  On middle ge price, this comes down to a cost of 2173k for the first 300 chests, since the runes used are made up for by barrows itself.
 
What u see here is not pure profit, since the cost of the blowpipe, and teles has to be factored in aswell.  so i spend 2173k in supplies yielding 29775k (21.8m) for a profit of 27.6m
 

I absolutely love it. I've had no internet other than my ,obile data for a while and I've been doing a lot on it. Highlights include corp masses with the clan, bandos trips and even a little questing. Skilling is reasonably easy but hard if you care about ehp. I really don't think there are many things you can't do on mobile which I think is great.
 
The interface is a lot harder to use than pc but once you get used to it can be played reasonably naturally, heck I did 20 demomic gorillas on it no trouble at all, just missed the odd switch so I ate more. 
 
Once I have internet on at home again I doubt I'll use it much, probably mostly for skilling while watching tv with the family or nmz.
 
But its been a real blessing for me atm and I honestly don't think there are any limits to the content you can do on mobile if you have a stable connection and understand what you're doing. 

A Quasi-Experimental Analysis of the Adult Cat
Please keep in mind that I am a University Educated Scientist. Only peer reviewed content, and only the most academic of literature was utilized in this analysis 

 I rode to Gondor
 
Data Collection
Since joining WG roughly a year ago, I have had several chance encounters with a character known as Adult Cat. So here is what we know about Adult Cat.
He is russian
He drinks
He does ALOT of BA 
That's about it 
Hypothesis
I would Hypothesize that our Adult Cat is actually a famous Russian Character known as RASPUTIN. Famous lover to the Russian queen, cassock, brute, dancer, perhaps prophet and healer. Also very hard to kill. 
I Found some Evidence

WATCH THIS!!@!@!@!@!@! 
 
Critical Analysis
RED-Evidence
Teal-New Data
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow (catlike perhaps?)
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear (black cat?)
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the cassock he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder
This man's just got to go, declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, don't you try to do it, please
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
Come to visit us they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, I feel fine
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
 

I'm playing since late 2004. Never been hacked. Used only rs client (now using runelite, cos don't care bout game).
Don't have bank pin/auth. 
Playing fine. If you visit some phishing links, bots, private servers - you will be hacked 100%
And its ur fucking problem.

That could be fun tbh, plus it'd get us all in one spot so Mojo can exile us for tradhy weebyness easier

I'm not on EU but i do play, one of my favourite games next to rs
Same

Calling someone a nooblet.... wow idk if we can accept this one guys

I mainly leveled, quested and collected achievements, was not a fan of WvW at all. Spend more time dying my characters armor then anything probably lol. 

Been a pleasure talking to you in chat, welcome dude.

I personally hope holiday events keep being developed as is, they're an iconic part of rs and something I have always look forward to since I was like 12 lmao

Your invite is buy a damn android phone already. 
 
Smh, expected more of you.

@Zutheris what can I say, aqua is essential to life ask any scientist
 
@Mojo I have expanded my ramblings appropriately
 
@WG Toph we already have a theme and its supetfast jellyfish by the gorillaz as you well know
 
@Misdeal long time no see boo 
 
@frateral1085 We gotta do some bananados when I'm on PC next with Tooth or something, the guy I lent my bags to got another set of taddets lady night with his group

@Sabre Wraith
Bone crusher is only mory hard so it's more likely someone not maxed might be able to do it
 

@Zutheris what can I say, aqua is essential to life ask any scientist
 
@Mojo I have expanded my ramblings appropriately
 
@WG Toph we already have a theme and its supetfast jellyfish by the gorillaz as you well know
 
@Misdeal long time no see boo 
 
@frateral1085 We gotta do some bananados when I'm on PC next with Tooth or something, the guy I lent my bags to got another set of taddets lady night with his group

@Zutheris what can I say, aqua is essential to life ask any scientist
 
@Mojo I have expanded my ramblings appropriately
 
@WG Toph we already have a theme and its supetfast jellyfish by the gorillaz as you well know
 
@Misdeal long time no see boo 
 
@frateral1085 We gotta do some bananados when I'm on PC next with Tooth or something, the guy I lent my bags to got another set of taddets lady night with his group