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    WG Shovel got a reaction from WG Frozen in My guinea pigs   
    Fuck, those Guinea pigs have a nicer house than me and they're pulling off the pudgy thing way better. I'm a cat person but I may be converted yet.

    Your signature led me to this thread btw. 
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from suffud in In Awe of the Size of this Lad   
    (fig. 1 above, an absolute unit)
     
    As some but not all of you know, I asked for @WG Toph's help to get my fire cape and zulrah kill for western elite diaries because my internet was shite, I trusted him, he offered and I was at the end of my fucking tether. Well, since then i've moved and my internet is a lot better here (from 1.5 mb/s to 40 mb/s). I decided I could no longer live with the shame of not having earned these things myself and gave it a good old go.
     
    Today I earned my first fire cape and it feels great. Got it on my first attempt in a year and a half. Yesterday, I also got my first zulrah kill. It wasn't clean, but I did that too.
     

     
    I feel i've grown a lot as a player in the last year and a half, and honestly the better ping doesn't hurt either. Bossing with the clan and doing (a lot) of demonic gorillas has definitely helped my confidence so I want to thank you all for the first, though i'd like to forget about the gorillas.
     
    For those interested, here is wave 63, can't decide if I tanked a range hit near the end there (2:35) or not, but I think I may have also been just a smidge lucky on this kill lmao.
     
     
     
    In conclusion, nobody can shame me about fire cape and zulrah anymore, even though none of you did though I well deserved it.
     
    Back to finish my gorilla task, I guess.

    I have received 2 monkey tails, 2 light frames, 3 heavy frames, 3 Ballista springs, 1 limb, 3 palm seed drops, 4 spirit seed drops and a hard clue, but no zenyte in a little over 1100 KC across 2 accounts. Please shoot me in the head.
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from Final Combo in Old School and RuneScape Wiki   
    Not gonna lie, I hate it atm. The old wiki is still at the top of every google search and the new format while visually appealing just looks weird to me cause I'm used to the old one. I don't like change I guess lmao
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from Final Combo in Tank Names   
    Bill Cosby obv, a name to put fear into anyone who enjoys a drink and has a butthole
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    WG Shovel reacted to Slumptality in Aaight x WG Gore Def xxx   
    What the actual fuck.
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from Iron Five 0 in New to PKing   
    Wg are an odd bunch but good apples all of them. You should fit right in.
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    WG Shovel reacted to lionessque in Mod Jed Sacked and Under Police Investigation   
    All i can imagine is the phone call to the police, "911, what's the emergency?" "Well, someone was abusing their privileges and stealing money." "Where is this at?" "*Cough*, Gielinor"                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                         "*Click*" 
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from AAIGHT in Whats the earliest memory you've ever had on RS?   
    Tbh this is just me the last time I did deadman
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from GOBLINPOT in How to ask for heart (marriage)   
    I think the old classic of offering her 10k runescape gp should do it. 
     
    I really think this is the sort of thing that should be carefully tailored to the person. Tying it to something important to both of you can't go wrong. A favourite place, a memory, your dick.
     
    I'm partial to the last one but you do you. Asking folks on the internet would not be my first suggestion tbh
     
    Really I don't think anyone can tell you what's right for the two of you. Second to last girl I dated would have loved a grand romantic gesture like in a movie but the most recent one likely would have beaten me with my own penis for trying.
     
    Anyway that's my 2 cents. I've never proposed but I've thought about it a bit though. I wish you good luck with it, if things work out you can celebrate with vodka, and if they don't there's still vodka 
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    WG Shovel reacted to batfire in Loot from 1000 Barrows chests   
    Loot from 1000 Barrows chests
     
    Since I started playing Runescape, I have been doing lots of Barrows. It’s a chill thing to do in game and the money earned is pretty decent. Now I decided to complete 1000 chests and document the loot I get from these 1000 chests. I will update this post ever 100 chests adding the loot and runes I got from the last 100 chests I completed.
     
    Tracking the items will be easy, since they are put in a special tab, made for tracking how many I get. For runes it’s different, since Barrows is not the only place where I use runes. Am i going to try my best to make sure the amount of runes shown each update is as close as possible to the real amount I got. By making screens before and after barrows sessions.
     
    I will start the adventure at:

    When the streak number (currently 0) hits 1000 I will be done.
     
    I start with 1k Barrows teleports in my rune pouch and 1k blood, death, chaos and mind runes is the bank.
     
     
    The blowpipe I use starts at max scales and 5k darts, to track the supplies I use.
     
    You guys can leave guesses about the amount of items I will get and the of amount of runes I will get.
     
    First 100 chests are completed. As promised I will put an update out with the rewards obtained and supplies used every 100 chests.
    0-100:
    I used 3470 trident casts, 802 adamant darts and 1963 zulrah scales on top of the runes for 100 teleports and 100 house tabs. No food or prayer is used doing my method. On middle ge price, this comes down to a cost of 714k for the first 100 chests, since the runes used are made up for by barrows itself.
     
    During the first 100 chests i obtained the following items:
     what u see here is not pure profit, since the cost of the blowpipe has to be factored in aswell. So I spend  in 714k supplies yielding 11327k (11.3m) for a profit of 10.6m
     
    During the first 200 chests i obtained the following items (so this is 0-200): 
    I used 7468 trident casts, 1611 adamant darts and 3832 zulrah scales on top of the runes for 200 teleports and 200 house tabs. No food or prayer is used doing my method.  On middle ge price, this comes down to a cost of 1404k for the first 200 chests, since the runes used are made up for by barrows itself.
    What u see here is not pure profit, since the cost of the blowpipe, and teles has to be factored in aswell.  so i spend 1404k in supplies yielding 21850k (21.8m) for a profit of 20.4m
     
    During the first 300 chests i obtained the folowing items (so this is 0-300):
    I used 10523 trident casts, 2416 adamant darts and 5753 zulrah scales on top of the runes for 300 teleports and 300 house tabs. No food or prayer is used doing my method.  On middle ge price, this comes down to a cost of 2173k for the first 300 chests, since the runes used are made up for by barrows itself.
     
    What u see here is not pure profit, since the cost of the blowpipe, and teles has to be factored in aswell.  so i spend 2173k in supplies yielding 29775k (21.8m) for a profit of 27.6m
     
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from Mojo in Mobile Yes or No?   
    I absolutely love it. I've had no internet other than my ,obile data for a while and I've been doing a lot on it. Highlights include corp masses with the clan, bandos trips and even a little questing. Skilling is reasonably easy but hard if you care about ehp. I really don't think there are many things you can't do on mobile which I think is great.
     
    The interface is a lot harder to use than pc but once you get used to it can be played reasonably naturally, heck I did 20 demomic gorillas on it no trouble at all, just missed the odd switch so I ate more. 
     
    Once I have internet on at home again I doubt I'll use it much, probably mostly for skilling while watching tv with the family or nmz.
     
    But its been a real blessing for me atm and I honestly don't think there are any limits to the content you can do on mobile if you have a stable connection and understand what you're doing. 
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    WG Shovel reacted to WG Fargorn in A Quasi-Experimental Analysis of the Adult Cat   
    A Quasi-Experimental Analysis of the Adult Cat
    Please keep in mind that I am a University Educated Scientist. Only peer reviewed content, and only the most academic of literature was utilized in this analysis 

     I rode to Gondor
     
    Data Collection
    Since joining WG roughly a year ago, I have had several chance encounters with a character known as Adult Cat. So here is what we know about Adult Cat.
    He is russian
    He drinks
    He does ALOT of BA 
    That's about it 
    Hypothesis
    I would Hypothesize that our Adult Cat is actually a famous Russian Character known as RASPUTIN. Famous lover to the Russian queen, cassock, brute, dancer, perhaps prophet and healer. Also very hard to kill. 
    I Found some Evidence

    WATCH [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]
     
    Critical Analysis
    RED-Evidence
    Teal-New Data
    There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
    He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow (catlike perhaps?)
    Most people looked at him with terror and with fear (black cat?)
    But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
    He could preach the bible like a preacher
    Full of ecstasy and fire
    But he also was the kind of teacher
    Women would desire
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on
    He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
    But the cassock he danced really wunderbar
    In all affairs of state he was the man to please
    But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
    For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
    Though she'd heard the things he'd done
    She believed he was a holy healer
    Who would heal her son
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on
    But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
    For power became known to more and more people
    The demands to do something about this outrageous
    Man became louder and louder
    This man's just got to go, declared his enemies
    But the ladies begged, don't you try to do it, please
    No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
    Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
    Then one night some men of higher standing
    Set a trap, they're not to blame
    Come to visit us they kept demanding
    And he really came
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They put some poison into his wine
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    He drank it all and said, I feel fine
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They didn't quit, they wanted his head
    Ra ra Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    And so they shot him 'til he was dead
    Oh, those Russians
     
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    WG Shovel reacted to Adult Cat in Reminder to keep your account secure.   
    I'm playing since late 2004. Never been hacked. Used only rs client (now using runelite, cos don't care bout game).
    Don't have bank pin/auth. 
    Playing fine. If you visit some phishing links, bots, private servers - you will be hacked 100%
    And its ur fucking problem.
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from Zutheris in Anime   
    That could be fun tbh, plus it'd get us all in one spot so Mojo can exile us for tradhy weebyness easier
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from Zutheris in Any Guildwars 2 players?   
    I'm not on EU but i do play, one of my favourite games next to rs
    Same
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    WG Shovel reacted to LGBTQHCIMBTW in [Accepted] TPS Lahey   
    Calling someone a nooblet.... wow idk if we can accept this one guys
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    WG Shovel reacted to Zutheris in Any Guildwars 2 players?   
    I mainly leveled, quested and collected achievements, was not a fan of WvW at all. Spend more time dying my characters armor then anything probably lol. 
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from Killajoka in [Accepted] Killajoka   
    Been a pleasure talking to you in chat, welcome dude.
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from LGBTQHCIMBTW in Stronghold of Security, iOS Closed Beta Launch and Ghostly Robes   
    I personally hope holiday events keep being developed as is, they're an iconic part of rs and something I have always look forward to since I was like 12 lmao
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    WG Shovel reacted to WG Rene in Stronghold of Security, iOS Closed Beta Launch and Ghostly Robes   
    Your invite is buy a damn android phone already. 
     
    Smh, expected more of you.
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from Mojo in [Accepted] WG Shovel   
    @Zutheris what can I say, aqua is essential to life ask any scientist
     
    @Mojo I have expanded my ramblings appropriately
     
    @WG Toph we already have a theme and its supetfast jellyfish by the gorillaz as you well know
     
    @Misdeal long time no see boo 
     
    @frateral1085 We gotta do some bananados when I'm on PC next with Tooth or something, the guy I lent my bags to got another set of taddets lady night with his group
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from Ghost Sabre in easy/cheap/afk melee exp with dragonbone necklace   
    @Sabre Wraith
    Bone crusher is only mory hard so it's more likely someone not maxed might be able to do it
     
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from Zutheris in [Accepted] WG Shovel   
    @Zutheris what can I say, aqua is essential to life ask any scientist
     
    @Mojo I have expanded my ramblings appropriately
     
    @WG Toph we already have a theme and its supetfast jellyfish by the gorillaz as you well know
     
    @Misdeal long time no see boo 
     
    @frateral1085 We gotta do some bananados when I'm on PC next with Tooth or something, the guy I lent my bags to got another set of taddets lady night with his group
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from frateral1085 in [Accepted] WG Shovel   
    @Zutheris what can I say, aqua is essential to life ask any scientist
     
    @Mojo I have expanded my ramblings appropriately
     
    @WG Toph we already have a theme and its supetfast jellyfish by the gorillaz as you well know
     
    @Misdeal long time no see boo 
     
    @frateral1085 We gotta do some bananados when I'm on PC next with Tooth or something, the guy I lent my bags to got another set of taddets lady night with his group
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    WG Shovel got a reaction from Zutheris in My House Map + Hosting For Clan Events   
    I have finally finished my house to a point where i'm happy with it
    A big part of my drive to finish my house was making it available to the clan for events/general use, so if i'm online feel free to ask me about a personal host on whatever world you like.

    Current House Features
    All Portals other than Anakarl and Fishing guild (Fishing guild still available via jewelry box) Wildy obelisk (map not yet updated but its in the SW garden) Gilded Altar Occult Altar -- Allows changes to all spellbooks Ornate pool for full restoration of spec, health, stats, prayer and run energy with prayer pools near other teleports (p pools don't restore stats/hp) Armor repair stand -- Cheaper than using Bob in lumby, no tools needed just bring barrows armor in Fairy Ring Ornate Jewelry Box  Al Kharid, Duel Arena, Castle Wars, Clan Wars   Games necklace, Burthorpe, Barbarian Outpost, Corporeal Beast, Tears of Guthix, Wintertodt Camp  Combat bracelet, Warriors' Guild, Champions' Guild, Edgeville Monastery, Ranging Guild  Skills necklace, Fishing Guild, Mining Guild, Crafting Guild, Cooking Guild, Woodcutting Guild  Amulet of Glory, Edgeville, Karamja, Draynor Village, Al Kharid   Ring of wealth, Miscellania, Grand Exchange, Falador Park, Dondakan's Rock Eagle and Demon Lecturns for making tabs (not that useful but still there lmao)  
    Future House Features/Goals
    Obelisk in South West garden for Wildy Teles DONE✔ Ornate jewelry box (adds ring of wealth teles and moves my glory teles in with other jewelry , need 1 more construction level) DONE✔ Spirit Trees in South East Garden (need 15 more farming levels) Fill a top level Menagerie with cats (9/52)  
    House Map

     
    Hosting Information
    Spellbook Swaps on request if i'm not busy Hosting for PVM (Corp etc), let me know in advance and i'll try and make myself available Prayer Training, I'll keep altar lit and un-note bones as you need them (if only one person training)  
    I will not charge for any services but tips would be more than welcome so I can improve my house further in the future.

    I'll try to make myself available but again please give me a heads up. 
     
     
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