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A Quasi-Experimental Analysis of the Adult Cat


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A Quasi-Experimental Analysis of the Adult Cat

Please keep in mind that I am a University Educated Scientist. Only peer reviewed content, and only the most academic of literature was utilized in this analysis 

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 I rode to Gondor

 

Data Collection

Since joining WG roughly a year ago, I have had several chance encounters with a character known as Adult Cat. So here is what we know about Adult Cat.

He is russian

He drinks

He does ALOT of BA 

That's about it 

Hypothesis

I would Hypothesize that our Adult Cat is actually a famous Russian Character known as RASPUTIN. Famous lover to the Russian queen, cassock, brute, dancer, perhaps prophet and healer. Also very hard to kill. 

I Found some Evidence

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WATCH THIS!!@!@!@!@!@! 

 

Critical Analysis

RED-Evidence

Teal-New Data

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow (catlike perhaps?)
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear (black cat?)
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the cassock he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder

This man's just got to go, declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, don't you try to do it, please
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
Come to visit us they kept demanding
And he really came

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, I feel fine

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead

Oh, those Russians

 

Edited by WG Fargorn

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