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Posted: March 14, 2009 07:10 pm  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8    | There was once a boat of fail and in it were Chimpy and Havoc and they had a little small pail. And Chimpy gave Havoc the pail in order to bail out the fail but then Sooth swam up and yelled HERE COMES THE WHALE! And Chimpy logged out because he'd forgotten his mail while Havoc began to wail for Sooth had grabbed the pail and began to bail the enormous amounts of fail. But the whale was coming fast to the U.S.S. Fail while Havoc moaned not to be run out on a rail but instead tried to help to string up the sail. But the captain was on his ale and the sailors couldn't juggle the crazy-shaped pail so they strung up Havoc instead of the sail. Chimpy logged in to see the great whale which was oh so close to eating up the fail. And since he was a male Sooth decided forth with to fight off the whale and so save his friends in the great boat of fail. And right there he took Chimpy's mail and threw it at the encroaching whale! The whale caught the mail and went deep down and swam off to Yale but there arose such a great gale that the captain turned pale and all the sailors began praying to a snail! And then the ship sunk.  --------------------  | ||
Posted: March 14, 2009 07:13 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | wat --------------------  | ||
Posted: March 14, 2009 07:14 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Hyperion Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1636 Member No.: 978 Joined: June 23, 2008 Total Events Attended: 141 | your story ryhmes, and what ryhmes? a poem. you sir, just wrote a poem. you are now a girl. edit: your story also confuses me as to why i would throw priority mail at a while in the midst of a gail, while havoc was strung as a sail. --------------------    Dragon boots:29 Whips:2 | ||
Posted: March 14, 2009 07:14 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Plano|Adam Group: Emeritus Posts: 1449 Member No.: 228 Joined: February 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 107 | LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ENCORE! --------------------  "If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0" | ||
Posted: March 14, 2009 07:15 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | Sad  -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||
Posted: March 14, 2009 07:16 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 |
Technically, every song ever written is also a rhyme/poem. Gf sir. -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 14, 2009 07:16 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: txtawkin/kathy Group: Ex-Member Posts: 847 Member No.: 1604 Joined: December 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 45 | LOL! And the moral is....bring along a feeeee male next time!  --------------------  | ||
Posted: March 14, 2009 08:22 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | ^always bring a female. always. -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=-  W I N N I N G | ||
Posted: March 14, 2009 10:29 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | wat --------------------  24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: March 14, 2009 11:44 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | wat wat? -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 15, 2009 08:06 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2447 Member No.: 114 Joined: January 8, 2008 Total Events Attended: 149 |
Hi. If you beg, I might come save your asses next time. -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 15, 2009 09:50 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Seeing the gale Glenn grew pale while Stoke made bail and they both raced off to speak with the whale at Yale. Being young men and hale they decided to set sail and recover their friends aboard the U.S.S. Fail. Kathy did quail as the two young males prepared to make sail, so she and Tabs went along as the itinerant feminine fatale. When they arrived in detail all they found was a snail, and Stoke grumbled that he was missing a fine rummage sale. But Glenn dove to assail the great sunken U.S.S. Fail and there he found Havoc tied up like a sail. He loosed the poor man with a nail and a pail and the effect rippled across the diatonic scale! After finding Sooth and Chimpy and some renegade mail dropped by the whale they made for the surface and thus began their heroic tale! -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 15, 2009 09:55 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Hyperion Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1636 Member No.: 978 Joined: June 23, 2008 Total Events Attended: 141 |
sweet, this tale has just begun. i want to see how long you can keep on making this up -------------------- Dragon boots:29 Whips:2 | ||
Posted: March 15, 2009 09:57 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | I think I'll have to choose a different premise to continue tbh, I'm running out of fail rhymes.  I also going to have to kill some people, seven characters is too many. -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 15, 2009 10:09 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: |Jonny| Group: Ex-Member Posts: 187 Member No.: 1754 Joined: March 6, 2009 Total Events Attended: 7 |
I lol'd Oh, hang on a sec. Doesn't your post rhym also? --------------------  | ||
Posted: March 15, 2009 10:13 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: txtawkin/kathy Group: Ex-Member Posts: 847 Member No.: 1604 Joined: December 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 45 | and Kathy and Tabs said "oh well, maybe we can make it back in time for the sale..." so they set forth with Sooth, Havoc, Chimpy and the snail (but let NH Glenn flail in the swell) as they headed for Yale. All would have been well in this tale but they lost their way in the hail and could not persuade the males on the U.S.S. Fail to stop and ask for directions. -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 15, 2009 10:17 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | All aboard and wet without a snail vet they decided to sail for the port of Starlet, where Chimpy challenged the mayor to a game of Russian roulette. The mayor cried foul and unleashed such a howl that the guards came down and kicked him in the bowel. Chimpy escaped and made for the peer while Havoc was entertained by something quite queer. A dancer atop an elephant's ear was somersaulting over a keg full of beer! Then over the rise came great King Lear who demanded to know what all was so queer. In his haste to escape Havoc tripped on a cake and went headfirst right into Piranha Lake! At this Tabs did a double-take and scared all the terrible fish in the lake, but it was too late for poor Havoc's sake so Stoke sold his remains to a necromantic fake. Kathy was incensed by such an insensitive take but right that instant was a monumentous earthquake! To be continued.  -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 15, 2009 10:46 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Hyperion Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1636 Member No.: 978 Joined: June 23, 2008 Total Events Attended: 141 | I demand life. -------------------- Dragon boots:29 Whips:2 | ||
Posted: March 15, 2009 10:57 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Havochaha Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2257 Member No.: 106 Joined: January 5, 2008 Total Events Attended: 113 | Im such a star edit1: necromancy huh i think im coming back to the story ;D -------------------- Havochaha Perm Banned Oct 1st 2009 Havochaha Unbanned February 13th 2011  http://www.erepublik.com/en/referrer/Omar+Dandan How to Make 10m an Hour | ||
Posted: March 15, 2009 11:48 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: |Jonny| Group: Ex-Member Posts: 187 Member No.: 1754 Joined: March 6, 2009 Total Events Attended: 7 | It's a good thing that everyone escaped the whale and the gale alive, because Imp just got sent that bucket of fail. The man with the mail came up and said: -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 16, 2009 12:01 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: txtawkin/kathy Group: Ex-Member Posts: 847 Member No.: 1604 Joined: December 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 45 | oooo...a place for the snail to live...  -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 16, 2009 01:15 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | The snail in the fail pail hurled up a whale, And the whale braved the hail to deliver the snail to Yale, But Yale didn't want a whale bearing a snail in a pail, so they threw them all out into an afternoon gale. The gale had hail and the whale grew more pale, For the whale did not like to be in a gale outside of Yale, But the snail could read braille and decided to set sail, Else the crazy loons of Yale return to smash his pretty pail. So the snail from Yale set sail in his pail, And the pale whale followed to escape from the hail, But they were pursued abruptly by the unperturbed gale, And so didst they wreak havoc on the U.S.S. Fail. SPRING BREAK IS DRIVING ME NUTS THANK GOD CLASS STARTS AGAIN TOMORROW. -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 16, 2009 03:58 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2842 Member No.: 815 Joined: June 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 48 | epic --------------------  | ||
Posted: March 16, 2009 08:33 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | While Havoc was meeting his untimely demise, Sooth was exploring a majestic high-rise. From afar he espied a giant Templar, who in a rage slammed his mug down on a bar. The act was so grand that it shook the whole sand, and an earthquake resulted to threaten the land! But while Starlet was in such dire peril, the attention of Sooth was to a cannon barrel. It was decked in festive regalia, and launched the intrepid explorer clear to Australia! Sooth caught some kale to make up for his fail, and eventually landed in a lonely hay bail. Given his trajectory and the curvature of the Earth, the remaining explorers set sail for Perth. There they found Sooth and his wrecked hay bail, and fled from the nasty farmer who had no email. They then looked up the address of one Elias Marshall, and to their arrival he was quite impartial. But when Stoke snuck up and stole a nice pen, this might very well spell the end! PS: Fuck parameters. I can't get out of this one! -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 16, 2009 09:00 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Their meeting was cut short by Havoc's arrival, who was now leading a grand necromantic revival. In no time at all he'd offered rewards, and now all of Perth was his zombie hordes. Elias grabbed a shotgun and Chimpy a mace, and they all did a challenging about-face. Against Havoc's minions they raised an army of Virginians, and set out to rewrite the human dominion. But Havoc's only plea was for equal rights and to be free, so in a nutshell they decided to set off for Bree. There they met Butterbur, Aragorn and Riders galore. The Ringwraiths were truly after Elias's pens hardcore! The band made a dash for sobriety, while Elrond was out of strawberry soap and was very much in anxiety. They fought off the Ringwraiths, Gollum and more. There was so much excitement it was never a bore. Arriving at Mount Doom they found a great gloom, and Elias refused to destroy his heirloom. Instead he pulled out a mighty big lens, and fried up Sauron and all of his friends! Kathy exclaimed that this was quite a great trip, but maybe they should all just get a grip. By then Aragorn had discovered Havoc's identity, and and screamed a terrible obscenity. The fellowship fled from the crazed king in red, planning to escape death by a very slender thread. They set sail for the undying lands from the Grey Havens, but in the end were chased off by a huge pair of ravens. Adrift at sea without a single guarantee, they awoke one morning to find a gigantic plum tree! The roots of the tree spread every which way, and they cast anchor in the swells of a bay. To be continued... PS: For those of you who haven't got a clue about the Elrond soap reference, read up! -------------------- | ||
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