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Posted: May 25, 2008 08:50 pm  | |||
     IRC Nickname: Spicy63 Group: Emeritus Posts: 785 Member No.: 50 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 0    | bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. --------------------   | ||
Posted: May 25, 2008 08:59 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guests Posts: Member No.: 0 Joined: January 1, 1970 Total Events Attended: 1 |
WTF wierdest **** iv read in a while.... i now regret reading it  -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 25, 2008 09:12 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: [Randy] Group: Raid Leader Posts: 5065 Member No.: 16 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 499 | lolllllll --------------------   | ||
Posted: May 26, 2008 02:37 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Emeritus Posts: 318 Member No.: 21 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 1 | Wtf hahah --------------------  *Proud* Former leader of the Wilderness Guardians  ^Not Reticked's idea, mine tbh (FOR REAL NO JOKE OMG)^ | ||
Posted: May 26, 2008 03:56 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Woolachee Group: Clan Friend Posts: 165 Member No.: 688 Joined: May 24, 2008 Total Events Attended: 22 | woahh!!!  , uhh... nice =D --------------------   | ||
Posted: May 26, 2008 08:28 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Gusmighster Group: Emeritus Posts: 1360 Member No.: 46 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 67 | Lmao --------------------  | ||
Posted: May 26, 2008 01:34 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Pazenon Group: Emeritus Posts: 1477 Member No.: 33 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 79 | Sick init  -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 27, 2008 03:29 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Spicy63 Group: Emeritus Posts: 785 Member No.: 50 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 0 | Practice safe cybersex. Enjoy hotstud69: Hello there blondebabe4u: Hi hotstud69: What is your name? blondebabe4u: Sandy, urs? hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight? blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u? hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing? blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top. hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like? blondebabe4u: I am 5'6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you? hotstud69: i am 6'0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off? blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too.... hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36D's like that, you are good hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them.. blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing. hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited blondebabe4u: need me to help you there Bob hotstud69: oh yea, let me unzip for you blondebabe4u: oh wow bob, you have a nice one hotstud69: OH **** blondebabe4u: What? hotstud69: SON OF A BITCH!!! blondebabe4u: whats wrong? hotstud69: Got it stuck in the zipper... blondebabe4u: What? hotstud69: oh god, I am bleeding..... blondebabe4u: bob, are you ok? hotstud69: OMG... OMG... blondebabe4u: Bob?? hotstud69: I am feeling faint... blood everywhere... blondebabe4u: are you ok? hotstud69: HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!! blondebabe4u: what bob what?? hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!! blondebabe4u: fell off? hotstud69: it is on the floor, laying there... I am looking at it, damn, thought it would be bigger......... blondebabe4u: call an abulance... hotstud69: I can't blondebabe4u: why hotstud69: Because I am on the computer blondebabe4u: well get off hotstud69: the last time tried to get off, my dick fell off........ blondebabe4u: bob?? blondebabe4u: bob?? blondebabe4u: bob?? hotstud69: has left the room -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 27, 2008 08:15 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2447 Member No.: 114 Joined: January 8, 2008 Total Events Attended: 149 | No Comment. -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 27, 2008 12:33 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Auk Group: Guest Posts: 38 Member No.: 146 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | cheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -------------------- my sig got taken away =[ | ||
Posted: May 27, 2008 12:33 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Pazenon Group: Emeritus Posts: 1477 Member No.: 33 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 79 |  -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 27, 2008 12:40 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guests Posts: Member No.: 0 Joined: January 1, 1970 Total Events Attended: 1 |
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Posted: May 27, 2008 02:13 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Emeritus Posts: 318 Member No.: 21 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 1 | That 2nd one was even more disturbing -------------------- *Proud* Former leader of the Wilderness Guardians ^Not Reticked's idea, mine tbh (FOR REAL NO JOKE OMG)^ | ||
Posted: May 27, 2008 02:33 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Gusmighster Group: Emeritus Posts: 1360 Member No.: 46 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 67 | Lmfao wtf son -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 27, 2008 02:34 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zeth Group: Emeritus Posts: 1839 Member No.: 17 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 63 | PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA! --------------------  Joined WG - 24th of June 2007 - Never left. | ||
Posted: May 27, 2008 08:55 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: [Randy] Group: Raid Leader Posts: 5065 Member No.: 16 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 499 | LMAO Spicy more more more -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 28, 2008 04:31 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Spicy63 Group: Emeritus Posts: 785 Member No.: 50 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 0 | Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right? J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie. Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg" J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t. Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun? J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns. Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun? J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby. Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun". J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big. Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do? J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something. Partner6: It likes that. J-Dogg: aight. Partner6: Keep talking to me baby... J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently. Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like. J-Dogg: I unzip my pants... Partner6: Yes, show me what you got. J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts... Partner6: WTF?! J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong! Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women... J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed! Partner6: You dipsh*t. J-Dogg: I whimper to myself... J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr. -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 28, 2008 03:59 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Emeritus Posts: 318 Member No.: 21 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 1 | lololololol -------------------- *Proud* Former leader of the Wilderness Guardians ^Not Reticked's idea, mine tbh (FOR REAL NO JOKE OMG)^ | ||
Posted: May 28, 2008 04:07 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guests Posts: Member No.: 0 Joined: January 1, 1970 Total Events Attended: 1 |
Lol.. Where do you get these from -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 28, 2008 05:36 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Flippie||Afk Group: Clan Friend Posts: 1708 Member No.: 55 Joined: December 31, 2007 Total Events Attended: 0 | Hi. -------------------- http://www.myspace.com/ZitherBand Support my Friends!  | ||
Posted: May 29, 2008 08:06 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Gusmighster Group: Emeritus Posts: 1360 Member No.: 46 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 67 | omgosh nearly 400 posts lal -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 29, 2008 08:08 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Gusmighster Group: Emeritus Posts: 1360 Member No.: 46 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 67 | spicy whre do you get them from lal -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 29, 2008 09:31 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Spicy63 Group: Emeritus Posts: 785 Member No.: 50 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 0 | Secret, bloodninja: Wanna cyber? Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables? bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? Katie_007: Yeah, something like that. bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out: bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) Katie_007: is that it? bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily. bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains. Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this **** is HOTT. Katie_007: ... bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. Katie_007: whatever. Enjoy -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 29, 2008 09:40 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Robertw56 Group: Guest Posts: 1908 Member No.: 15 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 118 | Lol Spicy --------------------    | ||
Posted: May 29, 2008 10:19 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Pazenon Group: Emeritus Posts: 1477 Member No.: 33 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 79 | That was a good one -------------------- | ||
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