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Posted: May 28, 2009 04:16 pm  | |||||||
      IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2842 Member No.: 815 Joined: June 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 48    | She has to be a girl. I'm lonely  --------------------  | ||||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 04:41 pm | |||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 32 Member No.: 1578 Joined: December 23, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | Girl Requirements: -First and foremost, she has to be attractive to me. It's not shallow, it's just that a personality doesn't stand a snowballs chance in hell when I don't like the way she looks -She'll only have sex while in a relationship (I do too, also a good way to prevent the HIV  )-Adventurous -Must love the water, ocean, scuba diving, snorkeling, whatever. I'd never be able to settle down if the girl I was with wouldn't dive with me -Intelligence is a must. I correct stupid people's grammar while speaking, and for that they hate me. -------------------- | ||||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 05:38 pm | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: Bam Group: Emeritus Posts: 2762 Member No.: 131 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 111 | i'm a simple man. 1) not ugly..of course 2) must be into sports... 3) mental maturity, don't expect her to be Einstein but i do want to have an ordinary conversation. done --------------------   | ||||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 06:10 pm | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: Groedius Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1556 Member No.: 99 Joined: January 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 256 | GIRL REQUIRMENTS 1. I have to find her attractive 2. Make me laugh. 3. Easy to talk to. 4. She has to be flexible 5. She MUST not listen to Rap music 6. She has to be kinky 7. She has to look good without make up. 8. she must be willing to try new things 9. she must have nice legs 10, Nice boobs but not like freakishly large LOL 11. Nice and curvy but not fat 12. doesnt annoy me 13. somewhat intelligent as in like not an idiot but she doesnt have to be a genious 14. Prefferably not an atheist (If religious like myself must still have sex before marriage) 15. Has to have a good personally if ours clash then she wont last long. 16. Likes to sex me everyday  17. Shorter then me or around same height looking up to her would feel strange. 18. Preferably a virgin --------------------   | ||||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 06:30 pm | |||||||
| IRC Nickname: [Randy] Group: Raid Leader Posts: 5065 Member No.: 16 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 499 | I meet your reqs Groedius --------------------   | ||||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 07:03 pm | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 |
Hypocrite --------------------  | ||||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 09:24 pm | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
Well if you call the shit on the UK top 40 nowadays "music" I guess you're right. I thought music was supposed to contain an element of skill or talent at least  Or maybe even have a bit of melody to it  --------------------   | ||||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 09:30 pm | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: Sgtswordfish Group: Guest Posts: 1737 Member No.: 1758 Joined: March 9, 2009 Total Events Attended: 64 |
really. soz but i think he's taken. what god puts together no one can break apart..i think that's how the saying goes =P --------------------  Goals 2011  | ||||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 09:43 pm | |||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
Ever seen Jurassic Park? -------------------- | ||||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 10:06 pm | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: Gibble00 Group: Emeritus Posts: 775 Member No.: 100 Joined: January 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 9 | My girlfriend is great, but having a gf helps you realize what would be ideal. Here are just a few things: 1. Likes to exercise and be healthy. I'm a little bit of a health freak. 2. Interested in politics and current affairs. 3. Has a similar taste in movies. I don't watch much television. 4. Open-minded. Liberal. Mature arguments. --------------------  | ||||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 10:16 pm | |||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
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Posted: May 28, 2009 11:00 pm | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: txtawkin/kathy Group: Ex-Member Posts: 847 Member No.: 1604 Joined: December 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 45 | omg...this is hilarious! Reading you guys' regs makes me go from laughing my ass off to wanting to strangle you! LOL  My requirements for a guy: 1. Looks can vary....but I am usually attracted to dark and dangerous looking guys. 2. Must be able to turn me on with words first.....before ever even touching me. 3. Is very self reliant, doesn't need to be mothered. 4. Physically strong.......I like a guy that can carry me to the bedroom. ; ) 5. Is willing to try anything that I suggest. 6. Must be a GREAT kisser.... (this should have been number one actually). Now, the question that I have for you guys......what do you think that your women require in a guy and did you meet that requirement?  --------------------  | ||||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 11:12 pm | |||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
Owch. Hit the WG where it hurts. Gl to everyone who tries to answer that honestly  Me, I don't have a woman yet (But I'm still completley hetrosexual so no one get any ideas) -------------------- | ||||||
Posted: May 29, 2009 01:00 am | |||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 |
She meets all the reqs. -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||||||
Posted: May 29, 2009 01:01 am | |||||||
| IRC Nickname: [Randy] Group: Raid Leader Posts: 5065 Member No.: 16 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 499 |
Except 105+ F2P combat -------------------- | ||||||
Posted: May 29, 2009 01:02 am | |||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 |
Now 100+ and Runescape isn't a requirement. -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||||||
Posted: May 29, 2009 01:02 am | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: bto Group: Emeritus Posts: 3815 Member No.: 196 Joined: February 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 332 |
LOL -------------------- bto  Ex-WG Warlord  "It is our direction, not our intentions, that lead us to our destinations." | ||||||
Posted: May 29, 2009 01:02 am | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: [JC] Group: Emeritus Posts: 3320 Member No.: 23 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 147 |
OWNED --------------------  Old awards wat Most Mature & Most Honourable Most Dedicated|IRC Freak|Best Emeritus Placeholder lolz | ||||||
Posted: May 29, 2009 01:03 am | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: `Nath Group: Guest Posts: 1897 Member No.: 1873 Joined: May 11, 2009 Total Events Attended: 70 | I have a girlfriend, she meets none of my requirements, help me. --------------------
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Posted: May 29, 2009 01:05 am | |||||||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 |
Strangle her and let her rot for two weeks, I'll take her.  -------------------- | ||||||
Posted: May 29, 2009 01:07 am | |||||||
| IRC Nickname: `Nath Group: Guest Posts: 1897 Member No.: 1873 Joined: May 11, 2009 Total Events Attended: 70 |
My ex-best friend (who was a girl btw) was almost perfect for me....lost touch recently though  --------------------
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Posted: May 29, 2009 01:53 am | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 |
Unfortunately, it is music to them. I'm not happy about the state of music in the world either. But it fills the basic requirements. Similarly, anyone who doesn't get classical music is missing out on true intellectual and emotional music. But it comes down to education. What can you do about it? --------------------  | ||||||
Posted: May 29, 2009 03:42 am | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: Owennnn Group: Emeritus Posts: 1447 Member No.: 37 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 55 | 1. Hot 2. Personality that compliments my own 3. Sex BEFORE marriage 4. Health Conscious, doesn't have to be an olympic athlete, but not a slob either 5. Gets on with my friends (but not too much) 6. Up for a threesome (2 girls) -------------------- | ||||||
Posted: May 29, 2009 11:27 am | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: rachellove Group: Council Posts: 6955 Member No.: 173 Joined: January 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 305 |
Have you ever noticed how the 80s music would include small segments of classical sounding music within the songs, but the drummers were awesome. I don't think there are drummers that are as good as those guys/gal from the 80s. --------------------  Thank you Garrett and Dallar. “The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help them or concluded that you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~  | ||||||
Posted: May 29, 2009 11:31 am | |||||||
 IRC Nickname: leecable Group: Banned Posts: 1938 Member No.: 410 Joined: April 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 178 | Nevermind. --------------------    | ||||||
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