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Posted: June 4, 2009 08:23 pm  | |||||||||
      IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2842 Member No.: 815 Joined: June 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 48    |
Don't knock it till you try it. --------------------  | ||||||||
Posted: June 4, 2009 08:26 pm | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Kiwi011 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3052 Member No.: 40 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 21 | Snowblow- When A guy cums into a chicks mouth and the kisses him while spiting the cum into his mouth... DO THAT TO HIM!!! --------------------  | ||||||||
Posted: June 4, 2009 08:30 pm | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
That IS the girl of my dreams. --------------------   | ||||||||
Posted: June 4, 2009 08:40 pm | |||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2842 Member No.: 815 Joined: June 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 48 |
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Posted: June 4, 2009 08:55 pm | |||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Stokenut Group: Guest Posts: 2062 Member No.: 805 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 112 | I'm glad you find this so fucking amusing. -------------------- Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion. --- Challenge any creationist to a debate. They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs". I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research. I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs". | ||||||||
Posted: June 4, 2009 09:03 pm | |||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Slayer123121 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 319 Member No.: 1753 Joined: March 6, 2009 Total Events Attended: 12 | tell him a girl has asked you to go to a party on that night, and make sure you say it so it sounds like you want to drink with him but make it quite CLEAR that girls comes first. From then on your going out with this girl ^^ anytime he asks cos the sex is soo good. Won't get the blondes at work but you'll stop yourself getting raped and not make work awkward. --------------------  | ||||||||
Posted: June 4, 2009 09:49 pm | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 |
I think you have it backwards, Steve isn't sucking the other guy off. I hope. -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=-  W I N N I N G | ||||||||
Posted: June 4, 2009 10:32 pm | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Big_Al_002 Group: Guardian Posts: 1102 Member No.: 1777 Joined: March 21, 2009 Total Events Attended: 25 | wat tha fuk -------------------- Guardian from 4/20/09 to 8/4/09, then quit. Back, Trial Guardian 6/12/11.  Proud To Have A Winddancir Original | ||||||||
Posted: June 4, 2009 10:46 pm | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Gibble00 Group: Emeritus Posts: 775 Member No.: 100 Joined: January 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 9 | I don't think that you're in the worst conundrum ever, come up with a little excuse and you're set. Don't fret about bailing on him, it's not a big deal. --------------------  | ||||||||
Posted: June 5, 2009 12:36 am | |||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Sum41xx Group: Emeritus Posts: 630 Member No.: 102 Joined: January 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
+1 good idea. I'd go with that --------------------   Proud WG member since December 2003 | ||||||||
Posted: June 5, 2009 04:26 am | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Wow Steve you're being serious about this. Look, the best thing I can think of is - overreact to his gestures. If he touches your ass you make a LOUD sound and go "Whoa. Hey don't do that". He'll get the message and stop trying. If not he's a serial gay rapist and and should take a knife with you. --------------------  | ||||||||
Posted: June 5, 2009 05:58 am | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Emeritus Posts: 318 Member No.: 21 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 1 | Holy crap LOL sorry this is just funny. But really, don't ever agree to go to his house, much less at midnight  Just stick with the coffee shop. --------------------  *Proud* Former leader of the Wilderness Guardians  ^Not Reticked's idea, mine tbh (FOR REAL NO JOKE OMG)^ | ||||||||
Posted: June 5, 2009 06:44 am | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: megajayson Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9246 Member No.: 423 Joined: April 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 216 | umm well, you can eithe say no directly to his face, or do his mum. either will work --------------------  This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! 7th Highest Overall for Wars Attended. | ||||||||
Posted: June 5, 2009 07:13 am | |||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
goosebumps'ed. -------------------- | ||||||||
Posted: June 5, 2009 10:35 am | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: leecable Group: Banned Posts: 1938 Member No.: 410 Joined: April 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 178 | Seriously steve...your kidding...the infamous steve doesnt have a comeback for this? One day....go in to work..and act even more gay than he is. Serously. Like basically try to molest him at work. Even gay people dont like overly gayness. My gayfriend told me that. Orrr...just completely ignore him. And when he trys to touch you. Turn round and punch him in the face. Im sure your place has cameras. So they will understand that its sexual harrassment.....Just make sure you tell him no. A few times. Block and ignore him on msn. Just say to him..sorry I dont swing that way. Go and play with your own kind. Orrrrr see if you can get hold of anthony69 and him to add him on msn  WINNNN--------------------    | ||||||||
Posted: June 5, 2009 11:32 am | |||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | Here's an idea. Don't shave anything for a week. -------------------- | ||||||||
Posted: June 5, 2009 11:35 am | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: rachellove Group: Council Posts: 6955 Member No.: 173 Joined: January 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 305 | Take handcuffs with you, let him get naked for you, cuff him to something he can't move, put a phone near him and then leave. Ask him to return the cuffs the next day at work. He wins cause I'm sure he has a buddy on speed dial that will do what he wants. You just helped him have a reason to make the call. Next day ask him if he o and had a great time. Say you were glad to be helpful. Maybe he will even promote you if it was really good. I have a bi friend that likes to hit on me all the time and she suggests stuff and casually tries touching me. Her bf doesn't seem to mind and I've heard him make remarks. We have been friends for about 3 years. I simply tell her no. We do all the typical things friends do together like undress in front of each other at the club and stuff. She doesn't do anything so awful out of line. I'm taking her with me on vacation in October. It is possible to just be great friends. Good Luck Rachy  --------------------  Thank you Garrett and Dallar. “The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help them or concluded that you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~  | ||||||||
Posted: June 5, 2009 11:59 am | |||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
Or fire him?  That's risky and may leave dear Stoke rather traumatised but pretty creative  -------------------- | ||||||||
Posted: June 5, 2009 01:14 pm | |||||||||
| IRC Nickname: rachellove Group: Council Posts: 6955 Member No.: 173 Joined: January 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 305 |
Thank you. I am very artistic. lol -------------------- Thank you Garrett and Dallar. “The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help them or concluded that you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~ | ||||||||
Posted: June 5, 2009 03:39 pm | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Nirvanas Group: Ex-Member Posts: 334 Member No.: 240 Joined: February 16, 2008 Total Events Attended: 24 | If there are any BNP pubs near by, tell him to meet you for a drink there. If the faggot tries anything there you'll have a dozen skinheads knockin the fuck out of him. But then you gotta keep your drink covered as to avoid a stray royhpnol tablet heading your way. -------------------- Safe as fuck mate, safe as fuck | ||||||||
Posted: June 6, 2009 02:04 pm | |||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
Explain. -------------------- | ||||||||
Posted: June 6, 2009 05:17 pm | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Plano|Adam Group: Emeritus Posts: 1449 Member No.: 228 Joined: February 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 107 |
wow, that has to be the worst idea I have ever heard in my life. And oh yeah shitttt, I forgot about the date rape drug!  You are so boned, dude. --------------------  "If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0" | ||||||||
Posted: June 6, 2009 06:15 pm | |||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Stokenut Group: Guest Posts: 2062 Member No.: 805 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 112 | I managed to mostly avoid him at work and he didn't say anything regarding our conversations. I think he's shy as fuck irl and just goes too far online. I made sure I left work a different way from him and here I am. But something tells me it won't end here... -------------------- Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion. --- Challenge any creationist to a debate. They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs". I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research. I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs". | ||||||||
Posted: June 6, 2009 08:01 pm | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Jesseh Group: Guest Posts: 2670 Member No.: 297 Joined: March 8, 2008 Total Events Attended: 222 |
Heh, i was thinking that.. But her boyfriends only up for a threesome.. Damn, he's pretty hot though.  --------------------   17/6/08--> 12/9/08--> 29/11/08--> 5/1/09--> 2/3/09(Left)--> 19/7/09(Rejoin)--> 2/8/09
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Posted: June 6, 2009 11:08 pm | |||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Mistah_Vince Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2235 Member No.: 233 Joined: February 14, 2008 Total Events Attended: 85 |
WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NO VID NO PROOF --------------------  | ||||||||
Oh shiiii-
Maybe you should try the same? 