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| Posted: September 20, 2009 03:17 am  |
   
IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137    | 
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 08:36 am |
IRC Nickname: {Rene} Group: Guest Posts: 838 Member No.: 267 Joined: February 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 55 | | QUOTE (Kcross73 @ September 19, 2009 09:34 pm) | You: you're 15?
Stranger: i'm 36
You: 36 huh
Stranger: yes
You: that's pretty ...
You: well not old
You: but not young
Stranger: and you're 14
You: u pickin up what im puttin down/
You: *** Hello this is a message from the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. This message is currently being recorded due to the nature of the conversation. The participants IP's are currently being traced and being checked on our National Database of Online Child Predators for a match.
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: FUCK WHAT DID YOU DO
You: I alerted the police
You: they will probably be at your house soon
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT IN MY OTHER WINDOW
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: ARE YOU A HACKER? |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 10:28 am |
IRC Nickname: Stokenut Group: Guest Posts: 2062 Member No.: 805 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 112 | Rest of the internet discovered this ages ago
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Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion.
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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 10:35 am |
IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540 | | QUOTE | You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Frand???
Stranger: DION?!
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| QUOTE | You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: FRAND!?
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: no
You: I'm 19 a biexual female and from Hull
You: you?
Stranger: interesting 
You: I think so
Stranger: i'm 18 in turkey
You: male?
Stranger: i'm boy
You: let's cam fuck?
Stranger: you want
You: yes plz
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no bye
You: i need some pns
You: wait
You: why not?? |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 10:44 am |
IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540 | | QUOTE | Stranger: <3????????????????????????????
You: Be my frand?
You: <333333333333
Stranger: TUMBLR?
You: YES!
You: camsex?
Stranger: NO!
You: Oh 
You: why not!
Stranger: CUZ |
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| QUOTE | You: I wonderf
You: wonder*
You: our friendship is starting to blossom
You: perhaps we should meet in real life
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 12:30 pm |
IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | 
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24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~
- I now play WoW lols -
Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde
85 Blood-Elf Paladin
85 Troll Hunter |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 12:55 pm |
IRC Nickname: ka pineapple Group: Ex-Member Posts: 343 Member No.: 1277 Joined: August 15, 2008 Total Events Attended: 44 | You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: wut wut in da butt?
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 12:56 pm |
IRC Nickname: ka pineapple Group: Ex-Member Posts: 343 Member No.: 1277 Joined: August 15, 2008 Total Events Attended: 44 | lmao moose.
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 12:58 pm |
IRC Nickname: Lefty Group: Emeritus Posts: 3340 Member No.: 1055 Joined: June 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 211 | Moose wins.
Enough said.
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:09 pm |
IRC Nickname: ka pineapple Group: Ex-Member Posts: 343 Member No.: 1277 Joined: August 15, 2008 Total Events Attended: 44 | Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Shows that the world doesnt like the usa.
JK
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:15 pm |
IRC Nickname: Chimpy Group: Banned Posts: 2521 Member No.: 1474 Joined: November 16, 2008 Total Events Attended: 133 | | QUOTE | Stranger: hiii
Stranger: how r u?
You: My name is Glenn Carson of the Wilderness Guardians clan. Based in Falador, china
Stranger: im keyvan
Stranger: male
Stranger: 18
You: I am here on behalf of our leader, Kevin Hoang.
Stranger: u are chinees
Stranger: ?
You: Yes.
Stranger: TERORIST
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:20 pm |
IRC Nickname: bto Group: Emeritus Posts: 3815 Member No.: 196 Joined: February 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 332 | Why does no one love me?
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bto
Ex-WG Warlord
"It is our direction, not our intentions, that lead us to our destinations." |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:45 pm |
IRC Nickname: Chimpy Group: Banned Posts: 2521 Member No.: 1474 Joined: November 16, 2008 Total Events Attended: 133 | | QUOTE (Back to Own @ September 20, 2009 08:20 am) | | Why does no one love me? |
I wuff u bto  | QUOTE | Stranger: Hey
You: HI I'M EUGENE OF THE WILDERNESS GUARDIANS
You: SURRENDER YOUR SEXUAL ORGANS
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:55 pm |
IRC Nickname: Frozen 10 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1169 Member No.: 1413 Joined: October 28, 2008 Total Events Attended: 67 | | QUOTE | Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
You: HI
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: HI
You: HI
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wow
Stranger: cool
You: yeah man
You: I like
You: pns.
Stranger: me to
You: oh shit
Stranger: cool
You: ye col man
You: soo
Stranger: right...
You: uhm
Stranger: i got boobs and a dick
You: SICXK
You: SICK
You: I like that
You: I have no boobs and a dick
Stranger: that sucks bid time
Stranger: big
You: Well
You: You can suck me?
Stranger: no thnx, but you can suck me
You: Chimp, can suck you
Stranger: don't care who sucks me, as long as some one sucks me
You: So its ok if its Eugene or Kevin or Saad?
Stranger: or you
You: NOnononono
Stranger: it's all fine
Stranger: don't be scared, i won't hurt you
You: I eat pns
You: ur scared?
Stranger: no
You: fu
You: now scared?
Stranger: TMN ftw!!!!!! bye
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wats TMN?  -------------------- Expect the Unexpected. Control your life through insanity.Trial Guardian since 05/22/09
Guardian since 06/16/09
Higher Guardian since 07/22/09
Ex-Member since 03/02/10
Trial Guardian since 09/22/10
Guardian since 10/19/10 |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 02:00 pm |
IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | | QUOTE | Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am darf muggle
You: DARF DOESN'T LIKE U
Stranger: loll
You: DARF USES HYPER BEAM
You: IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
You: IT'S A ONE HIT KO!
You: Darf Muggle recieves 3800 XP
You: Darf Muggle is now level 38!
You: What? Darf Muggle is evolving!
You: Congratulations! Your Darf Muggle has evolved into a seakip!
You: Give seakip a new name?
You: Added Seakip to the Pokedex. |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 02:07 pm |
IRC Nickname: DyIan Group: Emeritus Posts: 1205 Member No.: 1638 Joined: January 15, 2009 Total Events Attended: 107 | Stranger: say my name
You: mugger84
Stranger: that's...very specific
Stranger: well done
You: thank you
Stranger: you can now move on to stage 2
Stranger: 'ware the vampires!
You: On the Wilderness Guardians forums
You: you like to troll on them constantly
You: and on RSC
Stranger: who does?
You: now that you're banned
You: YOU
Stranger: me?
You: yes you
Stranger: OOh, you mean mugger84
Stranger: me
You: yup
Stranger: right
Stranger: got it
Stranger: thanks
You: yw
You: you Divine Forces
Stranger: me...devine forces?
You: yuh
You: you left WG bcuz you laik biggur clans
Stranger: that does sound like me...
You: rushure
Stranger: rushure?
You: yaikno
You: <:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddd
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i agree
You: you also try to be a model
You: but you got fat
Stranger: did i?
Stranger: shame
Stranger: i got a cute arse too
You: not anymore
Stranger: WHOA, SNAP!
You: you turned into a troll@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
You: I SAW WAT U DID THAR
Stranger: did you?
Stranger: that's good
You: don't you have some 28 hour pkri going on atm?
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 04:48 pm |
IRC Nickname: txtawkin/kathy Group: Ex-Member Posts: 847 Member No.: 1604 Joined: December 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 45 | you guys are so weird...... 
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 06:18 pm |
IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 | | QUOTE (txtawkin @ September 20, 2009 05:48 pm) | | you guys are so weird...... |
Fuck the girl, sell the dynamite, eat the tank --------------------  [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 06:22 pm |
IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540 | | QUOTE | You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey!
Stranger: heey
You: Be my sex-partner maybe?
You: depends where u live
Stranger: im boy,
Stranger: need girl
Stranger: you?
You: i'm both
You: and i use both
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 07:23 pm |
IRC Nickname: Mike|Sonix Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1483 Member No.: 13 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 103 | | QUOTE | You: asl? 19/f/korea
Stranger: who, me ?
You: no the other person in here
You: yes u silly, LoL!
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: i am from far far away
You: where?
You: hello?
Stranger: down in deep dark africa
You: o
You: once i went there and a tiger attacked me and my mom got scared and said
You: you're moving with your aunty and uncle in belair
You: but idk where belair is
Stranger: u won't find any tigers in africa, except in zoo's
You: god your dumb |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 08:58 pm |
IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | | QUOTE | Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'M GOING TO DIG YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT OF YOUR SKULL WITH MY FINGERS AND STICK THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT AND PUNCH YOU IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD UNTILL YOU START VOMITING UP BLOOD,
JESUS SHIT CHRIST THEN IF YOU'RE STILL NOT DEAD I'M GOING TO KNOCK EVERY ONE OF YOUR FUCKING TEETH OUT THEN MAKE YOU CHEW ON RAZORS YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKY FUCK .
Stranger: well hi to u to
Stranger: so this is swaht u do on your free time?
Stranger: what*
You:
EVERY FUCKING DAY I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR CONSTANT BULLSHIT, DON'T THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU FLIRTING WITH HER, BECAUSE I CAN, WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR YOU STINKING FUCKING CUNTSOCKET.
"LOL YEAH I DO EVERYTHING SHE DOES SO SHE TAKES NOTICE OF ME LOL DERP" YEAH, FUCK YOU.
WHY DO MY STUPID FUCKING PUSHOVER FRIENDS EVEN INVITE YOU TO PARTIES?
ALL YOU DO IS SIT THERE AND CRY BECAUSE "YOU CAN'T STAND SEEING THEM TWO ALL OVER EACH OTHER"
EXCUSE ME YOU STUPID FUCKING DICK NIPPLE WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT MAKE LIKE A FETUS AND HEAD OUT.
Stranger: your so funny
Stranger: I can't believe u put down so much time for that
You: WHY ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE, 17 AND NOT EVEN A FUCKING SINGLE GSCE, YET YOU STILL BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT 'CAUSE YOUR SLUT ASS MOTHER FILLED IN YOUR APPLICATION FORM TO GET YOU INTO THE FUCKING JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE FUCK YOU LAZY SHIT WANK.
You: YOU ONLY BUY SHIT SO YOU CAN LOOK BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE, YET YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE SHIT, YOU WON'T SUCCEED IN LIFE; ENJOY YOUR SHITTY ASS THEME PARK JOB SERVING FOOD TO YOUR OWN, SWEATY UGLY FEEBLE MINDED KIND.
ARGH GOOD GOD THE SOLE REMINDER OF YOUR EXISTENCE INFURIATES ME, HOW ABOUT YOU GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND FIND YOUR OWN GIRL YOU WANKER,
You: BUT OH WAIT NOT EVEN GAY GUYS LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU NEVER SEEM TO SHOWER AND YOUR FACE RESEMBLES THAT OF A FUCKING SHIT EATING SEWER RAT, BUT NO ONE CAN SEEM TO GRASP THE FACT YOU'RE A FUCKING TWO-FACED OBSESSIVE IRRITATING BACK-STABBING TIT HEAD.
WORDS CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE YOU, I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO CUT YOU OPEN LIKE A FUCKING PIG AND HANG YOUR USELESS FUCKING SHIT FILLED CORPSE FROM A NOOSE ABOVE YOUR MOTHERS BED.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: u do realize that this only makes u intersting?
You: Wanna be friends?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: So, where do u come from?
You: NO I DON'T WANT FRIENDS
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 09:58 pm |
IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540 | Darf makes me lol
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 10:59 pm |
IRC Nickname: Mike|Sonix Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1483 Member No.: 13 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 103 | | QUOTE | Stranger: 22m german
You: 20/f/england
You: r u cute?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what about you?
You: i like to think so.. petite build
You: u want to cam?
You: i can show pix first
Stranger: yes please
Stranger: still there
Stranger: usemsn
You: one sec
You: i was trying to pick a good one
You: hehe
You: http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6674/tnpetitegirl0.jpg
Stranger: thats hot 
Stranger: use msn?
You: sure 
You: whats yours
Stranger: [email protected]
You: This conversation is now being monitored by the United States FBI. Please stay connected as we trace your IP Address.
You: Thank you for your cooperation
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| QUOTE | You: heyy
Stranger: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: nothing and u?
You: not much
You: u m or f?
Stranger: F
You: ah.. well.. any chance you are bisexual then?
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| QUOTE | You: hi
Stranger: OH MY GOD WTF IS THAT BEHIND YOU!?!?!?!
You: OH SHIT
You: YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE
You: THANK YOU
Stranger: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
You: WUT
You: WHERE
You: I HAS NO FIRE
Stranger: RUN MAN!!!
You: K
Stranger: RRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
You: AS YOU SAY MY COMMANDER
You: WHERE TO
Stranger: TO THE BATHROOM!
You: OK
You: NOW WHERE?1
You: !!!!
Stranger: LOCK THE MOTHER FUCKIN DOOR!!
You: BUT
You: BUT
You: ..
You: OK
You: I LOCKED THE DOOR
You: BUT I CANT WAIT IT OUT FOREVER
Stranger: THE ONLY BUT IN THIS CONVO IS YOURS GETTIN KICKED IF YOU DONT LISTEN
Stranger: i know
You: YES SIR!
Stranger: it will get bored and leave
Stranger: ive seen this many times
You: Ah ok
You: thanks for your guidance
Stranger: the bathroom is a great fort
Stranger: you got water
Stranger: soap
You: So are we done with the caps lock?
Stranger: yeah
You: OH SHIT IT JUST BROKE THROUGH THE DOOR
You: HELP
You: WHAT DO I DO
Stranger: OH MY GOD STAB IT IN THE EYE WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!!!
You: BRB JUMPING WINDOWS
You: WAIT IM HOMELESS AND DONT HAVE A BATHROOM OR COMPUTER, THIS IS JUST A FANTASY LOLZ LATER
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| QUOTE | Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: Have you seen my stapler?
You: what nice eyes you have
Stranger: I think it's in the jello
You: you probably have seen it.
Stranger: i saw it in the jello
You: Ah, a logical statement
You: I will check promptly
Stranger: good
You: Excuse me
You: Have you seen my jello?
Stranger: did you check.... your... butt?
You: Ah of course, why didn't I think of that before
You: Be right back
You: Excuse me one last time but..
You: Have you seen my butt?
Stranger: did you check... below your torso?
You: Full of logic, aren't you.
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: inded
You: I will check
Stranger: indeed*
Stranger: =]
You: Um
You: Where the fuck is my torso? HELP
You: Ah there it is
You: Now what was I looking for?
Stranger: your butt
You: oh
Stranger: then the jello
Stranger: then your stapler
You: AH OF COURSE
You: Gosh if you weren't here to guide me
You: I'd be here all day
You: One second..
You: Excuse me but I still can't find my butt
You: Oh, wait
You: there it is.
Stranger: =]
You: Now where is my jello? Its nowhere to be found!
Stranger: D=
Stranger: i ate it
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: Ah
Stranger: and I think I ate the stapler too
You: Um, well
You: Would you mind if I.. you know.. cut you open to look for it?
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: nooooo
You: BUT..
You: BUT...
You: MY STAPLER
You: PLEASE YOU MUST UNDERSTAND
You: I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT MY STAPLER
Stranger: STAPLE THIS, BITCH
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| Posted: September 21, 2009 02:41 am |
IRC Nickname: Havochaha Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2257 Member No.: 106 Joined: January 5, 2008 Total Events Attended: 113 | rick rolled
| QUOTE | Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: haiiii
Stranger: hey, asl?
You: 16/f/cali
You: u?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 18 m uk
Stranger: so horny
You: wanna cam?
Stranger: i dont have onee
Stranger: you have pics?
You: hmmm lemme upload
Stranger: coool
Stranger: you horny babe?
You: you have no idea
You: one second
You: i got one thats like a bunch of photos you gotta click and scroll k?
Stranger: yeahh
You: Don't touch yourself yet theres more
You: http://tinyurl.com/ynupj4
You: tell me what you think
You: Like my red hair and sunglasses?
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-------------------- Havochaha Perm Banned Oct 1st 2009 Havochaha Unbanned February 13th 2011  http://www.erepublik.com/en/referrer/Omar+DandanHow to Make 10m an Hour |
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| Posted: September 21, 2009 02:52 am |
IRC Nickname: Lefty Group: Emeritus Posts: 3340 Member No.: 1055 Joined: June 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 211 | Fuck you Omar. I got Rick Roll'd.
| QUOTE | Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi f/m
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| QUOTE | Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: F/M
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
I have no luck at all.
| QUOTE | Stranger: hello
You: HELLO!@!@
Stranger: sup?
You: NOTHING AND U?
Stranger: chillin!
You: SWEET ACTION!@!@
Stranger: sure lol
You: LOLOL
You: ASL?
Stranger: what's your name?
Stranger: no!
You: MY NAME IS KEVIN
Stranger: hi kevin
You: KEVIN HOANG
Stranger: ok
You: WILL YOU BE MY FRANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: tell me about yourself, kevin hoang
You: I LIVE WITH NO FRANDS
You: I ONLY PLAY WOW AND STAY ON OMEGLE TRYING TO FIND FRANDS
You: I NEED FRANDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: what do you do?
You: SOME PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME WHEN I SAY "SHARKBREW SHARKBREW"
You: BUT I ONLY HELP THEM WHILE THEY ARE LEGGING IT
You: OR WHILE WE BARRAGE THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE
You: BE MY FRANDDDDDDDDD?
Stranger: ...................................................
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