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Posted: October 4, 2010 10:37 pm  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478    | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor --------------------   | ||
Posted: October 4, 2010 11:02 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. --------------------  | ||
Posted: October 5, 2010 01:00 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | In the beginning -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||
Posted: October 5, 2010 01:01 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 |
Erm. No starting your own story sir -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 5, 2010 03:16 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Angelfishgod Group: Ex-Member Posts: 99 Member No.: 2414 Joined: September 25, 2010 Total Events Attended: 45 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 5, 2010 03:55 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 5, 2010 05:13 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 | Yeah your story sucks, I'm going with Joe's. In the beginning there was bacon --------------------  [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same | ||
Posted: October 5, 2010 06:17 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | In the beginning there was bacon and egg mcmuffins --------------------  24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: October 5, 2010 09:05 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where --------------------  | ||
Posted: October 5, 2010 01:20 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Frozen 10 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1169 Member No.: 1413 Joined: October 28, 2008 Total Events Attended: 67 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog -------------------- Expect the Unexpected.  Control your life through insanity. Trial Guardian since 05/22/09 Guardian since 06/16/09 Higher Guardian since 07/22/09 Ex-Member since 03/02/10 Trial Guardian since 09/22/10 Guardian since 10/19/10 | ||
Posted: October 6, 2010 01:19 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 6, 2010 01:23 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 6, 2010 01:25 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother P.S.: One story per thread, end of discussion kthx -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 6, 2010 11:50 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Angelfishgod Group: Ex-Member Posts: 99 Member No.: 2414 Joined: September 25, 2010 Total Events Attended: 45 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 6, 2010 02:16 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: leecable Group: Banned Posts: 1938 Member No.: 410 Joined: April 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 178 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she --------------------    | ||
Posted: October 6, 2010 02:28 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Flame_Reece Group: Emeritus Posts: 626 Member No.: 133 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 34 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that -------------------- - Going MIA 31/03/2011 - - Avid-Gamers Unit - | ||
Posted: October 6, 2010 05:50 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 6, 2010 06:24 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. It's --------------------  The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011        | ||
Posted: October 6, 2010 06:28 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 | In the beginning there was bacon and egg mcmuffins which destroyed Earth -------------------- [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same | ||
Posted: October 6, 2010 11:45 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 |
NO. One story per thread. --- Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's Michael Jackson". -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 7, 2010 12:09 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | You only added 2 words  -------------------- The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011 | ||
Posted: October 7, 2010 08:05 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's Michael Jackson". And it was! -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 7, 2010 08:49 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions -------------------- 24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: October 7, 2010 09:07 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 7, 2010 09:45 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell -------------------- 24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Three Word Story Pt 2