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 Three Word Story, Part III
Posted: November 12, 2010 05:40 pmTop
   
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If you post something sexual, I will delete it and backtrack.

"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who
 
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Posted: November 12, 2010 05:55 pmTop
   
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If you post something sexual, I will delete it and backtrack.

"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to

 
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Posted: November 12, 2010 06:09 pmTop
   
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If you post something sexual, I will delete it and backtrack.

"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo

 
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Posted: November 12, 2010 06:44 pmTop
   
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Joined: January 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 275
"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking
 
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Posted: November 12, 2010 11:22 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream.
 
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Posted: November 12, 2010 11:33 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream
 
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Posted: November 13, 2010 06:50 amTop
   
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Joined: January 12, 2008
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of Georges

 
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~ Guardian since November 2007 ~


- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos       Faction: Horde
   85 Blood-Elf Paladin
  85 Troll Hunter

Posted: November 13, 2010 07:39 amTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were
 
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Posted: November 13, 2010 11:53 amTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes.
 
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Posted: November 13, 2010 03:15 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants
 
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Posted: November 13, 2010 03:24 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the
 
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Posted: November 13, 2010 04:25 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but
 
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24th to 2496 Overall   ~  29th to 120 Dungeoneering

~ Guardian since November 2007 ~


- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos       Faction: Horde
   85 Blood-Elf Paladin
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Posted: November 13, 2010 06:53 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but Moose came and
 
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Posted: November 13, 2010 07:05 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but Moose came and accidentally the emporium.
 
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Posted: November 13, 2010 07:51 pmTop
   


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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but Moose came and accidentally the emporium blew up. "What

 
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Posted: November 13, 2010 10:25 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but Moose came and accidentally the emporium blew up. "What THE FUCK?!?" screamed
 
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Posted: November 13, 2010 10:33 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but Moose came and accidentally the emporium blew up. "What THE FUCK?!?" screamed Kyle, his Godsword
 
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Posted: November 13, 2010 10:41 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but Moose came and accidentally the emporium blew up. "What THE FUCK?!?" screamed Kyle, his Godsword accidentally Keanu's face.
 
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Posted: November 14, 2010 04:49 amTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but Moose came and accidentally the emporium blew up. "What THE FUCK?!?" screamed Kyle, his Godsword accidentally Keanu's face.

Darf started patrolling
 
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~ Guardian since November 2007 ~


- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos       Faction: Horde
   85 Blood-Elf Paladin
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Posted: November 14, 2010 04:51 amTop
   


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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but Moose came and accidentally the emporium blew up. "What THE FUCK?!?" screamed Kyle, his Godsword accidentally Keanu's face.

Darf started patrolling the wilderness as
 
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Posted: November 14, 2010 01:54 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but Moose came and accidentally the emporium blew up. "What THE FUCK?!?" screamed Kyle, his Godsword accidentally Keanu's face.

Darf started patrolling the wilderness as Reign of Terror
 
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Posted: November 15, 2010 06:26 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but Moose came and accidentally the emporium blew up. "What THE FUCK?!?" screamed Kyle, his Godsword accidentally Keanu's face.

Darf started patrolling the wilderness as Reign of Terror massed to ARPK.
 
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Posted: November 15, 2010 07:27 pmTop
   
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"Look!" whispered Cynthia, "it's Ash Ketchum's best frand Darf!"

Darf was flying like superman, past George's cupcake emporium, when he noticed he was falling in love with a Maned Sloth. He licked his frosting covered spoon.

Cynthia wished Darf had more bacon and sausage. This caused darf to run to the cupcake emporium for meat flavoured cupcakes in the shape of a CLS.

George suddenly appeared in his toilet, after a bad interview with singer Michael Jackson, who died due to slapping Kyle's poo vigorously while licking an ice cream. The ice cream consisted of George's strawberries, which were actually fruit cupcakes. Six thousand elephants stampeded through the cupcake emporium, but Moose came and accidentally the emporium blew up. "What THE FUCK?!?" screamed Kyle, his Godsword accidentally Keanu's face.

Darf started patrolling the wilderness as Reign of Terror massed to ARPK. There he saw
 
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