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Posted: May 21, 2009 07:15 am  | |||||
      IRC Nickname: Big_Al_002 Group: Guardian Posts: 1102 Member No.: 1777 Joined: March 21, 2009 Total Events Attended: 25    | No tellin' I would be scared shitless..then all of a sudden a zombie rips off my blinds.. THEN I BAT THAT MOFO WIT A BAT! -------------------- Guardian from 4/20/09 to 8/4/09, then quit. Back, Trial Guardian 6/12/11.  Proud To Have A Winddancir Original | ||||
Posted: May 23, 2009 12:24 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 |
I thought you would bat it with a kangaroo --------------------  | ||||
Posted: May 23, 2009 08:27 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Big_Al_002 Group: Guardian Posts: 1102 Member No.: 1777 Joined: March 21, 2009 Total Events Attended: 25 |
owat lulul -------------------- Guardian from 4/20/09 to 8/4/09, then quit. Back, Trial Guardian 6/12/11. Proud To Have A Winddancir Original | ||||
Posted: May 23, 2009 08:39 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Abs Group: Emeritus Posts: 2071 Member No.: 4 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 97 | Well, I'd have mutant powers, particularly Jean's from X-Men and just decompose the crap out of all those zombies. Then I can live the rest of my life moving stuff through the air. Oh that is the life. ~Abs --------------------  "I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it." Wg Council & Secondary Leader - 21/10/07 to 24/12/08 Msn: [email protected] | ||||
Posted: May 23, 2009 09:34 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Emeritus Posts: 318 Member No.: 21 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 1 | So...if there could be such things such as zombie dogs, who says there can't be such things as zombie fish? Then, if you were on an island, you could also be screwed. A bird plucks a zombie fish out of the ocean, eats it, becomes a zombie itself, gets eaten by a monkey, and the devilish monkey bites you while you are sleeping. --------------------  *Proud* Former leader of the Wilderness Guardians  ^Not Reticked's idea, mine tbh (FOR REAL NO JOKE OMG)^ | ||||
Posted: May 24, 2009 01:26 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Big_Al_002 Group: Guardian Posts: 1102 Member No.: 1777 Joined: March 21, 2009 Total Events Attended: 25 |
=O -------------------- Guardian from 4/20/09 to 8/4/09, then quit. Back, Trial Guardian 6/12/11. Proud To Have A Winddancir Original | ||||
Posted: May 24, 2009 04:55 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Fire Lion Sword Group: Emeritus Posts: 1189 Member No.: 103 Joined: January 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 3 |
Lolz, zombie bacteria... try and avoid that. -------------------- --------- 獅の炎 ----------  ----------- 忍☯者 ----------- | ||||
Posted: May 25, 2009 03:14 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Ansatsublade Group: Emeritus Posts: 765 Member No.: 101 Joined: January 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 120 | That's why you should join em early on and have some killingfun while you can  ...--------------------  | ||||
Posted: May 25, 2009 03:31 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Mistah_Vince Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2235 Member No.: 233 Joined: February 14, 2008 Total Events Attended: 85 | Shoot myself. Rather die by my own hand than by some fuckin' Zombie.  --------------------   | ||||
Posted: June 1, 2009 04:01 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Ansatsublade Group: Emeritus Posts: 765 Member No.: 101 Joined: January 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 120 | This is what I would do... Beat the crap out of them ya! -------------------- | ||||
Posted: June 1, 2009 05:58 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Gazza|Pker Group: Ex-Member Posts: 308 Member No.: 159 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 2 | Bash there heads in with a snooker cue with the sound of don't stop me now by Queen in the background  --------------------   | ||||
Posted: June 8, 2009 01:47 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 23 Member No.: 1901 Joined: June 7, 2009 Total Events Attended: 0 | Well I'm at the top of a mountain right infront of (I mean, like, twenty feet) a forest that runs for miles with differing levels and massive trees. My choice of options I have decided on - ~~~~~ Get together a wilderness pack, and if they begin to get attracted up the lane (we have a great vantage point for over ten miles, right over our city to the next as well as a telescope) get together food, water, make up a bunch of protein shakes from my training and gear up. I could easily carry over 100kg in varying backpacks and still be able to run uphill. I would take with me my dog and she would help out quite a bit as well as help divert attention. Loyal as hell. I would get together sharp objects such as kitchen knives, fire poker(s), spirits and my smoking equipment (hey, it works for petrol bombs as well as a painkiller/nerve killer) and load up my uncles shotgun and take some as much ammo as I could find. A quick garage raid would reveal to me some nice sharp objects such as - axes, head trimmers, chainsaws of multiple sizes and more... Upon hearing of said outbreak and spotting the cannibal corpses, I would leg it up the road as fast as I could and into the forest. Multiple paths = win. Head up into a higher level of the forest and wait. Theres a lot of undergrowth, so unless they're extremely lucky, I'm hidden 100%. ~~~~~ Or plan two - Get all my previous equipment together and head cautiously down the lane. Two of the closest houses have multiple floors, so get in, secure the lower area and put debris and/or furnature near the landing and around the staircases base. Destroy the staircase so access to the upper levels are gone. Arrange a rope ladder or regular ladder if a quick break is required. This is a good vantage point as spirits + fire + high vantage area = win. Most objects take a while to actually start burning themselves, as there is usually a fire coat on all modern equipment. As a precaution though, a few fire extinguisher's would be kept upstairs. ~~~~~ Tada. Wait, are we encorperating any ideas into the senario's, such as... *ahem*... bosses etc We'd all be rightly fucked if Wolverine became a zombie. --------------------  ~ Isn't it awfully nice ~ to live in a world ~ where everything's exactly how it ~ ~ seems ~ When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby. | ||||
Posted: June 15, 2009 12:56 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Dude, they're my zombies. OPERATION HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF PLANET IN EFFECT. Alot of people are going for guns and explosives; if we're working with comparatively slow-moving, senile zombies I'd lean more towards a compound bow or something similar. Hunting arrows are WICKED and the minimal noise wouldn't draw additional zombie hordes to your location. If they're quicker, firearms seem the way to go. I contend that Wal-Mart (or a Big K-Mart) would be an epic place to raid in the event of a zombie outbreak; it's a one-stop-shop you can get vehicle maintenance supplies food weapons the whole shebang. Hopefully the manager is around somewhere though so they can unlock the weapons for you and everything. They're wired up tough. A major logistical question is whether you're going to stay put and fortify a defensible position, or go on a mobile rampage. Personally I'd go with the first option because I'd prefer to fight zombies in a familiar, more local environment. There's several old, defensible stone churches around here to choose from. In the even that the cause is an airborne contagion the first place I'd probably go is the fire department downtown. They've got all sorts of HazMat and anti-terrorism gear down there so there's got to be like airtight suits and stuff. I wouldn't go to a hospital for one because that's obviously a zombie central. I'd also make taking over the downtown theater a top priority; free moviez! And even more awesome, we could lure in some zombies and KILL THEM WHILE WATCHING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE MOVIES AT THE SAME TIME! And inbetween there's popcorn and soda readily available! That's entertainment for at least two weekends. Endgame: In an extreme apocalypse scenario my ultimate plan would be to build and occupy an underwater fastness (there's several very, very deep lakes around here that'd do; and construction centers where we could find specialists and underwater concrete, etc). Unless zombie fish are a threat that seems like the safest place to be. --------------------  | ||||
Posted: June 17, 2009 08:15 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Fire Lion Sword Group: Emeritus Posts: 1189 Member No.: 103 Joined: January 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 3 |
That's right. I failed to seriously consider that. lol Now that I think about it (and after playing Fallout 3), ammo is going to be largely indespensable. Which means good melee and ammo-less weapons are going to be more reliable in the long run. Especially since, initially, virtually every person planning on fighting the outbreak will want ammo -- which is a lot of people. People will also start killing eachother over guns and ammo, possibly before the zombie outbreak even reaches a fourth of it's potential. If you know how to use a sword properly, a senseless zombie can be chopped up within seconds. The only real problem would be when facing large groups... but, then, I think that would be a problem regardless of what type of arsenal you opted for. ... A headless zombie can't eat you (theoretically), and bladed weapons are the best at beheading. Doo ze maff. kMz, your plan is pretty similar to what I would do. The less you rely upon, the better. The wilderness would be an ideal spot to hide in, and it provides the basic essentials to sustain life. Animals won't go down without a fight. Which is both a problem and a benefit: They might prevent zombies from getting deep into the wilderness or act as a distraction. And, as you pointed out, they can be trained for various purposes. On the other hand, however, that means you'll also have more competition, and subsequently more dangers. At least people can be befriended upon meeting, whereas a wild animal will attack you on sight, regardless of your intentions. If animals start getting infected, they'll be a big problem. Especially when it comes to the predatory animals like bears, large cats, snakes, fish, and canines..... Assuming only vertebrate beings will be infected. I shouldn't have to explain about the food chain again. -------------------- --------- 獅の炎 ---------- ----------- 忍☯者 ----------- | ||||
Posted: June 18, 2009 06:16 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: RobbieThe1st Group: Founder Posts: 770 Member No.: 2 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 49 | First off, everyone who hasn't read The Zombie Survival Guide, should. One idea for a useful defense would be to build yourself some thick wood or concrete walls and make 3 sides of a box, tall enough so no zombies could get over it. Where the missing 4th side is, you place a car engine attached to a large spinny propeller thing, like they use in HL2. You may laugh, but so long as you could keep it fueled and working, it would be able to shred piles and piles of zombies. So, you could go out, lure a bunch back, turn it on... Zombie bits! Rinse and repeat. The next option would be to mount a large blade like that to the front of your vehicle - mobile spinny blades of death! Sounds crazy, but it just might work. And, there ought to be lots of abandoned cars around to modify as needed, unlike there would be ammo for a weapon. -Robbie -------------------- Old Avatar - Paypal donation link  I am left handed, and proud of it! Retired from RuneScape. Old forum posts: 2275(s4+s10+wg.com)+1759(z6 old account)+474(z6 new account) Total: 4508 Join date: 4/16/05 | Get Firefox 3.5 now: http://www.getfirefox.com | RobbieSwich for Firefox | ||||
Posted: June 22, 2009 01:58 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Big_Al_002 Group: Guardian Posts: 1102 Member No.: 1777 Joined: March 21, 2009 Total Events Attended: 25 | boring topic is getting boring -------------------- Guardian from 4/20/09 to 8/4/09, then quit. Back, Trial Guardian 6/12/11. Proud To Have A Winddancir Original | ||||
Posted: June 22, 2009 02:15 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
Someone's seen I Am Legend. --------------------   | ||||
Posted: June 25, 2009 04:11 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Fire Lion Sword Group: Emeritus Posts: 1189 Member No.: 103 Joined: January 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 3 |
Did that sound like I Am Legend? I thought my answers were pretty plain... lol I guess Will Smith had the right idea too. -------------------- --------- 獅の炎 ---------- ----------- 忍☯者 ----------- | ||||
Posted: July 21, 2009 09:41 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Chad124 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 193 Member No.: 1966 Joined: July 20, 2009 Total Events Attended: 9 | Not to wish death on anyone but if the apocolapyse had to happen this would totally be the way I would pick. It would be so epic lmao. As everyone else said break into a guns store, grocery store and just literally go on a rampage around the earth until: A) Every zombie is dead B ) I die of old age Having watched literally every zombie movie made I'd be so ready for a zombie apocolapyse. -------------------- 99 Attack 99 Strength 99 Defense 99 HP 99 Range 99 Mage 95 Prayer Proud Ex WG Raid Leader, Ex ZF, Ex ST, and Ex EH. Retired from RS. | ||||
Posted: July 21, 2009 10:04 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137 |
Wow...talk about old school. How have you been dude? If you even remember me. --------------------   | ||||
Posted: July 21, 2009 10:18 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Dallar Group: Event Leader Posts: 1899 Member No.: 1957 Joined: July 16, 2009 Total Events Attended: 137 | Find a dumptruck Weld the door Exchange the windows with armoured glass Mount 2 miniguns, 2 rocketlaunchers. Equip the wheels with sharp blades and then I'll be living in there --------------------  Click me if you need cheering up - I guarantee happiness will blossom | ||||
Posted: July 21, 2009 10:53 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 |
Until you run out of food. --------------------  | ||||
Posted: July 21, 2009 10:57 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Dallar Group: Event Leader Posts: 1899 Member No.: 1957 Joined: July 16, 2009 Total Events Attended: 137 |
I won't.. I'm superhuman -------------------- Click me if you need cheering up - I guarantee happiness will blossom | ||||
Posted: July 27, 2009 07:53 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Chad124 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 193 Member No.: 1966 Joined: July 20, 2009 Total Events Attended: 9 | Bumping this topic cause it's epic. -------------------- 99 Attack 99 Strength 99 Defense 99 HP 99 Range 99 Mage 95 Prayer Proud Ex WG Raid Leader, Ex ZF, Ex ST, and Ex EH. Retired from RS. | ||||
Posted: July 27, 2009 08:07 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
You're just as epic a troll as me  -------------------- | ||||
What would you do in a zombie outbreak?, z0mg