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 Perfect Girl/Guy Requirements
Posted: May 29, 2009 12:00 pmTop
   
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Posted: May 29, 2009 12:44 pmTop
   
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1. Must not be a trap.
 
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W I N N I N G

Posted: May 29, 2009 10:13 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Quikdrawjoe @ May 28, 2009 08:00 pm)
QUOTE (Planolocal @ May 28, 2009 02:58 am)
You guys suck at this... its requirements...

it dun matter if ur already dating her..

She meets all the reqs. hash.png

once again Joe, you suck at this.
 
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"If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0"

Posted: May 29, 2009 10:16 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Bassism @ May 28, 2009 10:42 pm)
6. Up for a threesome (2 girls)

what about 2 guys? <33
 
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Posted: May 30, 2009 05:14 amTop
   
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QUOTE (Planolocal @ May 29, 2009 10:16 pm)
QUOTE (Bassism @ May 28, 2009 10:42 pm)
6. Up for a threesome (2 girls)

what about 2 guys? <33

Mate, you barely qualify as a guy, so yeah, you're invited.
 
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Posted: June 3, 2009 04:51 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (His Lordship @ May 28, 2009 11:03 am)
Girls don't eat food or listen to music?
It's almost impossible for a human not to enjoy music.
I don't know any living person who doesn't like music.

Music occupies more parts of the brain than speech.
It's more likely for a person to be born unable to speak than to not like music.
Liking music is as natural as enjoying food.

What if she's deaf?
 
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Posted: June 3, 2009 05:20 pmTop
   


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dam u guys list's are long

1-nice eye's
2-nice smile
3-cant be lazy(i am a fittness freak wen not at work)
4-doesnt drink
5-doesnt club
6-doesnt smoke(yes i truly am a fittness geek)
7-likes having serious convo's
8-must be prepared to dress up as a female lama,..



 
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Posted: June 4, 2009 12:36 amTop
   
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^^^^ LOL! You had me right up to the lama..... woeh.gif
 
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Posted: June 4, 2009 01:20 amTop
   
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QUOTE (His Lordship @ May 28, 2009 08:53 pm)
QUOTE (WG_Keanu @ May 28, 2009 09:24 pm)
QUOTE (His Lordship @ May 28, 2009 11:03 am)
Girls don't eat food or listen to music?
It's almost impossible for a human not to enjoy music.
I don't know any living person who doesn't like music.

Well if you call the shit on the UK top 40 nowadays "music" I guess you're right.

I thought music was supposed to contain an element of skill or talent at least blink.gif Or maybe even have a bit of melody to it wacko.gif

Unfortunately, it is music to them.
I'm not happy about the state of music in the world either.
But it fills the basic requirements.
Similarly, anyone who doesn't get classical music is missing out on true intellectual and emotional music.
But it comes down to education.
What can you do about it?

Basic requirements?

If the basic requirements are "It has a sound" I guess you're right, and it's down to society as well. But yeah the music world and the music industry is pretty much fucked up nowadays. I wish I was born in 1960, that way I'd be 19 in 1979. and 23 in 1983. That'd just be fkin epic. I'd get to see Bon Scott alive and Led Zeppelin at Knebworth and Dave Mustaine and Cliff Burton with Metallica cool.gif

Ah I can dream tongue.gif

I wonder if musical preferences affect relationships. I'm a Rocker (Classic Rock '70s and Classic Heavy Metal '80s) and there's a girl who likes me who likes pretty much whatever's in the UK top 40. Seeing as I plan to focus mainly on the band I play in for the rest of my life, I wonder if it'd ultimately be a problem.
 
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Posted: June 4, 2009 01:26 amTop
   
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As long as she isn't a shallow bitch like every girl I've asked out, I'm good.
 
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I've gone out with a few girls in and around my highschool years, so I have a bit of a template of what I prefer. I don't actually mind about looks etc, but these are just a few things I find extremely attractive -

I wouldn't really be looking for a "girly girl" type person... I mean, girls are steryotypically told they should be the femanistic type of person, especially in and around high school/college, for example -

- Hair that is so done up it looks like it was knitted to their scalp -
- So much jewellary it's actually blinding -
- Over use of fake tan -
- Extreme amount of makeup smeared all over them -
- An attitude that's just "fuck you... until I need something" -
- Nasty looking fake nails -
- Listens to nothing but pop or pop-"rock" -
- Is so non-conformist, only watches indie films, listens to too much indie music or rants and raves about how this type of film/game/music isn't actually worth anything, but yet couldn't even figure out how to defrost chicken...

... ... ... *ahem* yes, I do actually have a friend who is pretty much the perfect match for the last point. Note I say "friend". If I ever did get into a relationship with her... whoo, wouldn't last long.


I'm guessing a few can actually picture, or know of a few girls they have encountered IRL situations that conform to those... "standards".

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I figured out my type of girl during last year at college when I met and started hanging out with a few new people just by chance one evening.

- Be able to look after themselves to a point, but I'm a tank, so theres not really much threat... ever -

- Being open minded and open to new idea's -

- Having a sense of humour, a "wicked" sense of humour is better -

- Doesn't mind that I roll up. I don't smoke tobacco though, but I don't mind if others do. I try and limit drinking in favour of my training and other substances, but I hold no bias towards anyone and what they want to do. I would expect the same in return -

- Long hair that is looked after. Colour doesn't matter to me -

- Piercings. I discovered that after meeting a few girls at the college... damn I like piercings -

- Actual meaningful or neat tattoo's, not "mum" plastered across your arse cheek -

- Into similar things as me, Gaming, Music, Watching good movies/shows -

- Will not try and recruit me into their religion... it's happened twice before and it's pretty much a relationship-suicide if it's been mentioned more than once -

Being into fitness or training a bit is a plus, since I do quite a lot of weight training myself. Similar interests and all.

Luckily for me, it seems that there has been a slight shift in culture around my parts, and there are slowly more and more people like this rather than the usual chav or knacker 16 year old with a double pram.
 
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Posted: June 10, 2009 04:00 amTop
   


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Going off the same requirement list as lordy

Looks:
1-All hair colors, not a big fan of red heads or black (caucasian black :S)
2-Not too big of a nose
3-Nice teeth
4-A decently proportioned ass
5-A decently proportioned set of breasts
6-A tight... smile.gif
7-Little to no pubic hair
8-Shaved legs (if I cant see it we're good smile2.gif
9-No facial hair other than eyebrows
10-Proportional feet (i dont have a foot fetish, just hate women with huge feet)
11-For height I like any girl between 5'6 to 4'11

Personality:
1-Decently smart, but I prefer it when I'm smarter than a girl tongue.gif
2-Funny
3-Honest
4-Mature (not the type that act mature to prove something, but actually are naturally)
5-Can get along very well
6-Willing to spend time together
7-Surprising
8-Energetic
9-Outgoing
10- Sexual biggrin.gif

Thats pretty much it. There's other things that are bonuses, but these are kinda just my requirements as apposed to extra bonuses.
 
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