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IRC Nickname: Zemus
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 2786
Member No.: 128
Joined: January 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 275

CODE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: How do I get a guys attention ?
You: you pull down your pants, grab your cock and smash it in his face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering

~ Guardian since November 2007 ~

- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde
85 Blood-Elf Paladin
85 Troll Hunter

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173

QUOTE (Zemus3654 @ September 21, 2009 05:19 am)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: How do I get a guys attention ?
You: you pull down your pants, grab your cock and smash it in his face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You just won this ^

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

IRC Nickname: Mickey
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 5305
Member No.: 48
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 282

I feel sorry for BTO l0l.

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IRC Nickname: Zemus
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 2786
Member No.: 128
Joined: January 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 275


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		You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: will u rubb my vagina cos im horny You: ok You: its so wet You: ill stick my armadyl godsword into it You: omg You: its not going in You: what should i do Stranger: put it in my anus then lick it You: okay! You: ohhhh yeah You: mmmmmm You: what the fuck You: where did my AGS go You: fucking scammer You: give it back Stranger: suck my nipples of my big boobs You: no ur a fucking scammer noob fuck you Stranger: wat Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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		Stranger: i can fuck u if u want You: plz do Stranger: spread ur legs and relax Stranger: take off ur bra You: ok its off You: mmm my nipples are so hard Stranger: what a big tits let me suck them Stranger: sweet You: you like that babe? You: ohh yea You: now rub my cock Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering

~ Guardian since November 2007 ~

- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde
85 Blood-Elf Paladin
85 Troll Hunter

IRC Nickname: Mike|Sonix
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 1483
Member No.: 13
Joined: December 29, 2007
Total Events Attended: 103

QUOTE

Stranger: m or f
You: hemaphrodite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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IRC Nickname: Frozen 10
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 1169
Member No.: 1413
Joined: October 28, 2008
Total Events Attended: 67

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heya sexy, what would you like to talk about?
You: wat
You: I wanna talk about a Zemus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Expect the Unexpected.
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Control your life through insanity.

Trial Guardian since 05/22/09
Guardian since 06/16/09
Higher Guardian since 07/22/09
Ex-Member since 03/02/10
Trial Guardian since 09/22/10
Guardian since 10/19/10

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wait wat

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, i'm 16, male, gay, horny, and want to webcam with someone
You: hey, i'm 82, hermaphrodite, bit of both, can't get it up and want to stab something and fuck it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: Hello, I'm from the online community Wilderness Guardians. I'd like to apologise sincerely for our members' rude and obnoxious behaviour over the past few days.
You: But DON'T FUCK WITH ME OR YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING LEFT@@@@@@@@@@@@'
You: lolololololol Runescape
You have disconnected.

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

IRC Nickname: Frozen 10
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 1169
Member No.: 1413
Joined: October 28, 2008
Total Events Attended: 67


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		You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! Stranger: Hi Stranger: I'm male You: Me to You: Sex? Stranger: thanks You: wat Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Expect the Unexpected.
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Control your life through insanity.

Trial Guardian since 05/22/09
Guardian since 06/16/09
Higher Guardian since 07/22/09
Ex-Member since 03/02/10
Trial Guardian since 09/22/10
Guardian since 10/19/10

IRC Nickname: Kcross|RDC
Group: Banned
Posts: 2535
Member No.: 1723
Joined: February 16, 2009
Total Events Attended: 202

QUOTE	WG_Keanu @ September 21, 2009 05:22 am)


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		Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HI You: Hello, I'm from the online community Wilderness Guardians. I'd like to apologise sincerely for our members' rude and obnoxious behaviour over the past few days. You: But DON'T FUCK WITH ME OR YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING LEFT@@@@@@@@@@@@' You: lolololololol Runescape You have disconnected.

this made me fucking lol

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Kcross73 – KevCross – Kevin

Proud Trial Guardian: December 24, 2009 – January 10, 2010

Proud Guardian: January 10, 2010 – February 13, 2010

Proud Event Leader: February 13, 2010 – November 27, 2010

Proud Council: November 27, 2010 – July 5, 2011

IRC Nickname: Zemus
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 2786
Member No.: 128
Joined: January 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 275

Stranger: hello, whats ur name?
You: Hi im Zemus3654
Stranger: LOL, Kowaiisan
You: I saw you look away
You: is what you've seen too much to take?
You: or are you blind and seeing nothing, (i saw you run!)
You: i saw you run away, is what i’ve done to much to take, or are you scared of being nothing
Stranger: u can see me?! WHOA THATS LIKE SO COOL
Stranger: uh im not nothing
Stranger: i can breathe fire
You: REALLY?? HOLY SHIT
Stranger: eh?
You: well luckily for me i have my dragonfire shield
Stranger: firebreather
You: so ur fire aint gonna do shit, bitch
Stranger: lolls, i breathe fire for real
You: oh i see
Stranger: its job genius nt a game
You: well still, i have my dragonfire shield and anti-fire potion, so gl
Stranger: and i have my fire staff, fire poi, diabolo, handsticks, cigar boxes and knives
You: fire staff? lmfao noob.. i have zuriels
Stranger: lolls you dont even know what a fire staff is
Stranger: it aint a effing game
You: yes it is, its one of the most noobiest staffs
Stranger: ITS NOT A GAME
You: you can buy them at zaffs staff shop in varrock for 1.5k
Stranger: i dont play ur stupid shit game
You: yes u do
Stranger: no i don’t -.-
You: oh… well, do u want to play runescape with me?
Stranger: no? wtf?why would i
You: because fire staffs are only 1.5k gold pieces, so you can have as many as you want
Stranger: i dont use them to cast fire
You: why not?
Stranger: i use them to perform for real people -.-
You: oh. do you cast fire wave irl?
Stranger: fuck no? i dont cast anyhting
You: lol then what? fire strike? lmfao noob
Stranger: what part of i dont cast do you not get
You: umm
Stranger: it aint an effing game. its real
You: real? of course runescape is real. im playing it now
Stranger: well you need a life then
You: hay
Stranger: the computer probably can feed you
You: well i do eat lobsters when i get hungry lolls, they heal 12 hp
Stranger: right
You: yea
Stranger: why not just hack the thing for infinite heath
You: because that would be nh and i'd get reported :<
Stranger: -.- why do you care
You: BECAUSE THEN I CANT PLAY RUNESCAPE!!!
Stranger: then thats too bad?
Stranger: and besides, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID GAME
You: YES OBVIOUSLY IF YOU OWN A FIRE STAFF IRL
Stranger: MY FIRE STAFF IS TO PERFORM IDIOT, I HAVE TO POUR KEROSENE AND LIGHT IT UP
You: YOU USE KEROSENE TO FM? LMFAO YOURE FIREMAKING LEVEL NOT HIGH ENOUGH?
Stranger: DUDE I DONT FIRE MAKE
You: im lvl 99 firemaking
Stranger: CAN YOU?
You: YES
Stranger: well dig it out from ur ass then
You: im lvl 138 on runescape
Stranger: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RUNESCAPE?
You: yes

Stranger: NO -.-
You: want to play runescape with me?
Stranger: NO WTF
You: awww
You: but we can kill dragons and quest together

oh hey you can join my runescape clan!
Stranger: NO!!
You: oh, well how about pokemon stadium?
Stranger: WTF! NO?
You: i must warn you though, my charizard is lvl 100
Stranger: i dont give a fuck what ur orange lizard is
You: dont be mean to my charizard

Stranger: delete the account
You: NO!
You: Can i poo on u?
Stranger: …
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering

~ Guardian since November 2007 ~

- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde
85 Blood-Elf Paladin
85 Troll Hunter

IRC Nickname: Kiwi011
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 3052
Member No.: 40
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 21

QUOTE	Zemus3654 @ September 28, 2009 08:32 am)

Stranger: hello, whats ur name?
You: Hi im Zemus3654
Stranger: LOL, Kowaiisan
You: I saw you look away
You: is what you've seen too much to take?
You: or are you blind and seeing nothing, (i saw you run!)
You: i saw you run away, is what i’ve done to much to take, or are you scared of being nothing
Stranger: u can see me?! WHOA THATS LIKE SO COOL
Stranger: uh im not nothing
Stranger: i can breathe fire
You: REALLY?? HOLY SHIT
Stranger: eh?
You: well luckily for me i have my dragonfire shield
Stranger: firebreather
You: so ur fire aint gonna do shit, bitch
Stranger: lolls, i breathe fire for real
You: oh i see
Stranger: its job genius nt a game
You: well still, i have my dragonfire shield and anti-fire potion, so gl
Stranger: and i have my fire staff, fire poi, diabolo, handsticks, cigar boxes and knives
You: fire staff? lmfao noob.. i have zuriels
Stranger: lolls you dont even know what a fire staff is
Stranger: it aint a effing game
You: yes it is, its one of the most noobiest staffs
Stranger: ITS NOT A GAME
You: you can buy them at zaffs staff shop in varrock for 1.5k
Stranger: i dont play ur stupid shit game
You: yes u do
Stranger: no i don’t -.-
You: oh… well, do u want to play runescape with me?
Stranger: no? wtf?why would i
You: because fire staffs are only 1.5k gold pieces, so you can have as many as you want
Stranger: i dont use them to cast fire
You: why not?
Stranger: i use them to perform for real people -.-
You: oh. do you cast fire wave irl?
Stranger: fuck no? i dont cast anyhting
You: lol then what? fire strike? lmfao noob
Stranger: what part of i dont cast do you not get
You: umm
Stranger: it aint an effing game. its real
You: real? of course runescape is real. im playing it now
Stranger: well you need a life then
You: hay
Stranger: the computer probably can feed you
You: well i do eat lobsters when i get hungry lolls, they heal 12 hp
Stranger: right
You: yea
Stranger: why not just hack the thing for infinite heath
You: because that would be nh and i'd get reported :<
Stranger: -.- why do you care
You: BECAUSE THEN I CANT PLAY RUNESCAPE!!!
Stranger: then thats too bad?
Stranger: and besides, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID GAME
You: YES OBVIOUSLY IF YOU OWN A FIRE STAFF IRL
Stranger: MY FIRE STAFF IS TO PERFORM IDIOT, I HAVE TO POUR KEROSENE AND LIGHT IT UP
You: YOU USE KEROSENE TO FM? LMFAO YOURE FIREMAKING LEVEL NOT HIGH ENOUGH?
Stranger: DUDE I DONT FIRE MAKE
You: im lvl 99 firemaking
Stranger: CAN YOU?
You: YES
Stranger: well dig it out from ur ass then
You: im lvl 138 on runescape
Stranger: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RUNESCAPE?
You: yes smile.gif
Stranger: NO -.-
You: want to play runescape with me?
Stranger: NO WTF
You: awww
You: but we can kill dragons and quest together sad.gif. oh hey you can join my runescape clan!
Stranger: NO!!
You: oh, well how about pokemon stadium?
Stranger: WTF! NO?
You: i must warn you though, my charizard is lvl 100
Stranger: i dont give a fuck what ur orange lizard is
You: dont be mean to my charizard sad.gif
Stranger: delete the account
You: NO!
You: Can i poo on u?
Stranger: …
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that was fucking epic.

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IRC Nickname: Vephy
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 6186
Member No.: 813
Joined: June 10, 2008
Total Events Attended: 478

Rofl

I cried a little.

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IRC Nickname:
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 505
Member No.: 20
Joined: December 29, 2007
Total Events Attended: 27

Lmao wow. Popular subject.

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IRC Nickname: megajayson
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 9246
Member No.: 423
Joined: April 4, 2008
Total Events Attended: 216


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		Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Can I baste your tuna? You: asl? Stranger: 50 m oregon You: i love older men You: im 16/f/australia Stranger: Lol I'm 15 You: oh You: dw then Stranger: I got a cock the size of a race horse Stranger: You know deep down inside Stranger: You're interested You: too bad your 15 You: and im a 62 year old man Stranger: 8========D (x_o) Stranger: All good Stranger: I like older men too You: oh good then You: i was hoping Stranger: If you pull all that loose skin to the side of your ass Stranger: it will look tight Stranger: But My girth Stranger: I dont think you'd be able to handle my girth You: i have had a real horse in my ass You: you cant be better than that Stranger: Oh Stranger: But I am Stranger: And my juices Stranger: Flow like a fountain Stranger: You could bathe in it Stranger: Seriously You: keep going You: im nearly done Stranger: Its good for your skin Stranger: Leave it all tight Stranger: And firm You: ALL FINISHED You have disconnected.

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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

7th Highest Overall for Wars Attended.

IRC Nickname: XLord CaimX
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 180
Member No.: 2118
Joined: November 3, 2009
Total Events Attended: 25

QUOTE	WG_Keanu @ April 23, 2009 02:49 am)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: Yeah but I can't get it up

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMFG LMAO LMAO OMFG ROFLXCOPTER. im dying here.

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