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Posted: October 7, 2010 04:08 pm  | |||
     IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0    |
OOPS! you're right! I'll edit it one lol ~ Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 8, 2010 05:31 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. --------------------  | ||
Posted: October 8, 2010 06:43 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Kcross|RDC Group: Banned Posts: 2535 Member No.: 1723 Joined: February 16, 2009 Total Events Attended: 202 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis," -------------------- Kcross73 – KevCross – Kevin Proud Trial Guardian: December 24, 2009 – January 10, 2010 Proud Guardian: January 10, 2010 – February 13, 2010 Proud Event Leader: February 13, 2010 – November 27, 2010 Proud Council: November 27, 2010 – July 5, 2011 | ||
Posted: October 8, 2010 07:28 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Remember, we need to try and keep it from getting TOO vulgar. ~ Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 9, 2010 12:56 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Angelfishgod Group: Ex-Member Posts: 99 Member No.: 2414 Joined: September 25, 2010 Total Events Attended: 45 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 9, 2010 10:36 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 13, 2010 10:49 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate?  | ||
Posted: October 14, 2010 12:50 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted --------------------    | ||
Posted: October 14, 2010 12:52 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate? | ||
Posted: October 14, 2010 04:41 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 14, 2010 05:01 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate? | ||
Posted: October 14, 2010 09:56 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: WizardOfGod Group: Banned Posts: 808 Member No.: 2429 Joined: October 13, 2010 Total Events Attended: 40 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the --------------------  Finally the #1 fisher in WG :) Wilderness Guardian's Top Fighters F2P Safe- Levylov F2P Dangerous- Levylov P2P Hybridding- Ching P2P Dangerous- Ching P2P Safe- Levylov Wanna take these ranks down join the 1v1 ladder! http://www.wildernessguardians.com/forum/i...showtopic=22029 | ||
Posted: October 14, 2010 11:59 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Angelfishgod Group: Ex-Member Posts: 99 Member No.: 2414 Joined: September 25, 2010 Total Events Attended: 45 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 14, 2010 12:30 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society --------------------  24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: October 14, 2010 04:04 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their --------------------   ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 14, 2010 05:04 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 14, 2010 05:06 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate? | ||
Posted: October 15, 2010 01:20 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to -------------------- ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 15, 2010 02:57 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Angelfishgod Group: Ex-Member Posts: 99 Member No.: 2414 Joined: September 25, 2010 Total Events Attended: 45 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers -------------------- -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 15, 2010 03:52 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the --------------------  | ||
Posted: October 15, 2010 05:13 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. -------------------- ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 15, 2010 05:30 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR -------------------- 24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: October 15, 2010 06:38 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 15, 2010 06:43 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" --------------------  The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011        | ||
Posted: October 15, 2010 06:55 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at -------------------- | ||
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