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Posted: October 15, 2010 07:18 pm  | |||
      IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11    | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate?  | ||
Posted: October 16, 2010 05:05 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 16, 2010 06:34 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate? | ||
Posted: October 16, 2010 05:54 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 |
Three words??? ~ Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 16, 2010 07:13 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like --------------------  [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same | ||
Posted: October 16, 2010 07:22 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After --------------------  The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011        | ||
Posted: October 16, 2010 10:25 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously --------------------   ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 16, 2010 11:47 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's --------------------  | ||
Posted: October 17, 2010 12:31 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Angelfishgod Group: Ex-Member Posts: 99 Member No.: 2414 Joined: September 25, 2010 Total Events Attended: 45 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 17, 2010 12:37 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 |
..Well played Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself. -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 17, 2010 06:38 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | It's starting to get a little vulgar like last time, let's not let it get *too* out of hand fellas   ~ Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 17, 2010 11:40 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated. -------------------- ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 17, 2010 01:30 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: WizardOfGod Group: Banned Posts: 808 Member No.: 2429 Joined: October 13, 2010 Total Events Attended: 40 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated. Then ate some --------------------  Finally the #1 fisher in WG :) Wilderness Guardian's Top Fighters F2P Safe- Levylov F2P Dangerous- Levylov P2P Hybridding- Ching P2P Dangerous- Ching P2P Safe- Levylov Wanna take these ranks down join the 1v1 ladder! http://www.wildernessguardians.com/forum/i...showtopic=22029 | ||
Posted: October 17, 2010 02:55 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's --------------------  | ||
Posted: October 17, 2010 04:05 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, -------------------- ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 17, 2010 06:02 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and rising from the ground was -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate? | ||
Posted: October 17, 2010 07:10 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 |
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG D: Three words at a time. -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 17, 2010 10:59 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Reminder not to get too vulgar. Go from here: Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 17, 2010 11:04 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate? | ||
Posted: October 18, 2010 02:08 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | THREE WORDS PER PERSON!!! ~ Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 18, 2010 03:04 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Angelfishgod Group: Ex-Member Posts: 99 Member No.: 2414 Joined: September 25, 2010 Total Events Attended: 45 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 18, 2010 04:18 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 18, 2010 12:11 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not -------------------- ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 18, 2010 04:14 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes --------------------  24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: October 18, 2010 04:44 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate? | ||
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