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Posted: October 18, 2010 05:04 pm  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Gusmighster Group: Emeritus Posts: 1360 Member No.: 46 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 67    | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous --------------------  | ||
Posted: October 18, 2010 05:14 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were --------------------  24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: October 18, 2010 05:56 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. --------------------  | ||
Posted: October 19, 2010 12:19 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy --------------------   ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 19, 2010 01:31 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Let's -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate?  | ||
Posted: October 19, 2010 01:38 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 |
THREEEE. THREE LETTERS. Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!" -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 19, 2010 11:58 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" -------------------- ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 19, 2010 10:46 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 19, 2010 11:25 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 12:34 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina -------------------- ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 12:52 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before Remember, avoid steering it toward sex guys. It's getting a little immature. --------------------  | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 03:17 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Angelfishgod Group: Ex-Member Posts: 99 Member No.: 2414 Joined: September 25, 2010 Total Events Attended: 45 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 03:32 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 09:46 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | oday I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth -------------------- 24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 11:54 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Angelfishgod Group: Ex-Member Posts: 99 Member No.: 2414 Joined: September 25, 2010 Total Events Attended: 45 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth preceded to find -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 01:20 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth preceded to find all his base -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 04:38 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth preceded to find all his base are belong to -------------------- ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 05:08 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Flame_Reece Group: Emeritus Posts: 626 Member No.: 133 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 34 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth preceded to find all his base are belong to the jagex corperation -------------------- - Going MIA 31/03/2011 - - Avid-Gamers Unit - | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 07:00 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the jagex corporation, dooming them to -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 07:25 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 09:13 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided -------------------- ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 20, 2010 09:36 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Angelfishgod Group: Ex-Member Posts: 99 Member No.: 2414 Joined: September 25, 2010 Total Events Attended: 45 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do -------------------- | ||
Posted: October 21, 2010 11:19 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting -------------------- 24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: October 21, 2010 02:33 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. -------------------- ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: October 21, 2010 02:53 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, -------------------- | ||
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