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Posted: November 1, 2010 01:11 am  | |
      IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540    | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into --------------------    |
Posted: November 1, 2010 02:10 am | |
 IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. --------------------  The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011        |
Posted: November 2, 2010 01:04 am | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported -------------------- |
Posted: November 2, 2010 01:37 am | |
 IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate?  |
Posted: November 2, 2010 02:14 am | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. -------------------- |
Posted: November 2, 2010 05:39 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got btw it's steering a bit too much towards sex again  --------------------   ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ |
Posted: November 2, 2010 06:45 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Gusmighster Group: Emeritus Posts: 1360 Member No.: 46 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 67 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff --------------------  |
Posted: November 3, 2010 12:53 am | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing -------------------- |
Posted: November 3, 2010 02:10 am | |
| IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing him to fling -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate? |
Posted: November 3, 2010 04:33 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing him to fling it properly. Without -------------------- |
Posted: November 3, 2010 09:22 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing him to fling it properly. Without a proper weapon -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate? |
Posted: November 4, 2010 02:55 am | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing him to fling it properly. Without a proper weapon, Ghjjf was reduced -------------------- |
Posted: November 4, 2010 03:01 am | |
| IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing him to fling it properly. Without a proper weapon, Ghjjf was reduced to a rock -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate? |
Posted: November 5, 2010 12:35 am | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing him to fling it properly. Without a proper weapon, Ghjjf was reduced to a rock by a no-honor -------------------- |
Posted: November 5, 2010 12:52 am | |
| IRC Nickname: WG Kaneko Group: Ex-Member Posts: 211 Member No.: 2354 Joined: August 18, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing him to fling it properly. Without a proper weapon, Ghjjf was reduced to a rock by a no-honor Kalphite worker. This -------------------- Some call it luck, others call it fate. But as it unfolds, do I hesitate? Do I hesitate? |
Posted: November 5, 2010 01:59 am | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing him to fling it properly. Without a proper weapon, Ghjjf was reduced to a rock by a no-honor Kalphite worker. This was humiliating, especially -------------------- |
Posted: November 5, 2010 11:09 am | |
| IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing him to fling it properly. Without a proper weapon, Ghjjf was reduced to a rock by a no-honor Kalphite worker. This was humiliating, especially since Andrew Gower -------------------- |
Posted: November 5, 2010 12:50 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing him to fling it properly. Without a proper weapon, Ghjjf was reduced to a rock by a no-honor Kalphite worker. This was humiliating, especially since Andrew Gower recently gave Ghjjf -------------------- ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ |
Posted: November 5, 2010 01:14 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Today I saw a beautiful butterfly get devoured by a grandmother with a purple sheepdog that was still finding out how to bite his moustache. The grandmother died after that. Then suddenly... the police arrive to carry her sheepdog toward a van filled with a lot of grandmothers. One of them used to be a top secret Damage Incorporated spy with one leg and nine arms. Joe is gay and no honor and emeritus lolz. So then we went to the granny van, where the purple sheepdog cage smelled like shit. The police slapped one grandmother so hard in the ass, she said, "is that you, Gilbert?" "No" he replied. "It's me, Michael Jackson". And it was! Then suddenly, millions of Michael Jackson's spare noses fell like a hailstorm from the clouds. "Penis, penis, penis!!!" Yelled a retarded blind crippled child. The police ignored Michael and drove the rest of the grannies into the deserted, dark wilderness and sacrificed them to the drunken dwarf! But then the retarded blind paraplegic schizophrenic appreciation society got out their prayer potions, which meant a raid. They then proceeded to spam "PATROL?!" towers and patrolled the angry Eugene Marshall. "STOP PATROLLING OR YOU WILL HAVE HERPES AND GONORRHEA!" Eugene screamed at the patrollers, who were poking repeatedly at a fat piece of rockfish, which had been left over from last night's dinner. It smelled like god's vagina. After Darth ejaculated furiously in his girlfriend's dad's mouth. Later, he killed himself with a shotgun. The world celebrated, then ate some cake from George's anal cavity. Suddenly, the Wilderness shook and from the ground rose Howard Stern. Shocked and amazed as he was, he could not believe his eyes when he saw that the infamous Wilderness Patrollers were patrolling the wilderness. In response, Lordy said to Howard, "Patrol with us!". "Fuck off, panda" said Howard. He roundhouse kicked Lordy in the vagina, but not before binding him to his promethium 2h. After ejaculating, Darth proceeded to find all his base are belong to the Jagex corporation, dooming them to create Stellar Dawn. Therefore, Darth decided to go do several poops, resulting in another raid. During the raid, WG ended RoT. THE END Just kidding lol, the RoT members joined AF, causing a meteor to hit the purple sheepdog. Therefore, the Grandmother died too. Pirates suck, ninjas ftw! Oak Island therefore hopped up and down on Michael Jackson. This event was the culmination of excitement and raiding. It was recorded by a cripple eating fat cakes. The video was then spread via Youtube and Facebook, with George being the main narrator. Time passed slowly, the video's views increased by 100,000 and Bill Gates ate a taco made of Kung's special hot sauce. This sauce was made up of Darth's ejaculation produce, and tasted of Darth's girlfriend's dad's special purple butterfly. The taste was so horrible that His Lordship farted THOUSANDS OF KITTENS. "Meow", said one and "Moo!" said another, yet then that was actually a hippo. "Lolwut?", said the hippo who didn't realise he was underwater in Mexico. He tried to swim across the border but the coast was being patrolled by Falador Nazis. Two words, America. The video's views surged like a Gorgemaster nomming cupcakes to over 9,000,000. The purple sheepdog exploded in disbelief and vomited semen. Ghjjf then went to the wilderness and spotted Vephy killing the Corporeal Beast with a bronze pickaxe. However, a Revenant Knight was masturbating furiously at pictures of Darth's girlfriend's dad. It ejaculated into a smelly fart. So Ghjjf teleported towards the Kalphite Whore Queen's lair. Unfortunately, he got a very stiff Verac's flail, preventing him to fling it properly. Without a proper weapon, Ghjjf was reduced to a rock by a no-honor Kalphite worker. This was humiliating, especially since Andrew Gower recently gave Ghjjf anal. THE END. --------------------  |
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