Good thing you aren't.
 
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Good thing you aren't.

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-=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=-

W I N N I N G

Good thing you aren't.

+2

gtfo my /wg/

+3

btw I want on ML whoever has dat shit.
 
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population: you
 
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The First, The Last, and the Only ~FLO
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. ~Michael Jordan

population: you

 
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I shall tell you the story.

It was late into the Fifth Age of the land of Gilenor, and even then the lawful kingdoms of Misthalin and Asgarnia were under threat. The growing force of the Moose Unit from deep inside the wilderness boasted over 9000 men at arms, and were preparing to lay siege upon the lands of the south. Many lives had already been lost as Moose Unit's forces spread like plague, raiding the northern towns and villages to claim more land as their own.

On the eastern coast of the sea, just south of the wilderness lay a small village known as Wgforums. The village was uninhabited, save for the dying remnants of a clan known as the Wilderness Guardians. Beaten to a pulp by the unstoppable forces of Moose Unit, there were fewer than twenty Wilderness Guardians left, and the dreaded Jadi Simondz, leader of the NO U forces were marching upon them. What was left of the small clan could not stand up to the deadly swords of Moose Unit and knew they faced annhialation.

In the midst of this time of death and conflict, the leader of the Wilderness Guardians known as His Lordship was enjoying a pleasurable yet forbidden relationship with the second-in-charge King Randy. For many days Lordy and Randy satisfied their lust behind the General Store of the Wgforums, until one day Randy became pregnant with Lordy's child. Unwilling to allow his family to be slaughtered at the hands of Jadi, Lordy and Randy fled the country to the far south, where their only child, Glenn was born.

His true name was Arsenalfan, but as a child he was made fun of because Arsenal were pretty NH, and renowned for crashing the Everton vs Chelsea Premiership match in 1979 and slaughtering the AC Manchester United in the process. So he adopted the name Glenn, and for many years he trained his skills in the Varrock sewers. He became skilled in the arts of magic and ranging, and after 5 years completled the task of champions - to 3-hit a sewer rat.

Long years passed on, and the NO U forces raged through the lands of Gilenor, bringing death and destruction with them, until one day - out of the golden lands of the south arose a new foe. It was Glenn unit - a small but strong-willed force led by Arsenalfan, son of Lordy and Randy. They were ready to answer the call of a unit who would challenge the long-renowned Moose Unit and restore honour and peace to the lands of Gilenor.

Moose Unit and Glenn Unit have yet to clash blades, but when they do, it will truly be a battle to be remembered throughout history.
 
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I shall tell you the story.

It was late into the Fifth Age of the land of Gilenor, and even then the lawful kingdoms of Misthalin and Asgarnia were under threat. The growing force of the Moose Unit from deep inside the wilderness boasted over 9000 men at arms, and were preparing to lay siege upon the lands of the south. Many lives had already been lost as Moose Unit's forces spread like plague, raiding the northern towns and villages to claim more land as their own.

On the eastern coast of the sea, just south of the wilderness lay a small village known as Wgforums. The village was uninhabited, save for the dying remnants of a clan known as the Wilderness Guardians. Beaten to a pulp by the unstoppable forces of Moose Unit, there were fewer than twenty Wilderness Guardians left, and the dreaded Jadi Simondz, leader of the NO U forces were marching upon them. What was left of the small clan could not stand up to the deadly swords of Moose Unit and knew they faced annhialation.

In the midst of this time of death and conflict, the leader of the Wilderness Guardians known as His Lordship was enjoying a pleasurable yet forbidden relationship with the second-in-charge King Randy. For many days Lordy and Randy satisfied their lust behind the General Store of the Wgforums, until one day Randy became pregnant with Lordy's child. Unwilling to allow his family to be slaughtered at the hands of Jadi, Lordy and Randy fled the country to the far south, where their only child, Glenn was born.

His true name was Arsenalfan, but as a child he was made fun of because Arsenal were pretty NH, and renowned for crashing the Everton vs Chelsea Premiership match in 1979 and slaughtering the AC Manchester United in the process. So he adopted the name Glenn, and for many years he trained his skills in the Varrock sewers. He became skilled in the arts of magic and ranging, and after 5 years completled the task of champions - to 3-hit a sewer rat.

Long years passed on, and the NO U forces raged through the lands of Gilenor, bringing death and destruction with them, until one day - out of the golden lands of the south arose a new foe. It was Glenn unit - a small but strong-willed force led by Arsenalfan, son of Lordy and Randy. They were ready to answer the call of a unit who would challenge the long-renowned Moose Unit and restore honour and peace to the lands of Gilenor.

Moose Unit and Glenn Unit have yet to clash blades, but when they do, it will truly be a battle to be remembered throughout history.

1. dont triple post

2. dont bump old topics

3. LOL
 
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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!


7th Highest Overall for Wars Attended.

1. It was a double post, and between the second and third post there was a 10 day gap so that doesn't count.

2. It's not an old topic because the Glenn Unit topic is timeless.

Now I'm gona make rules for you

1. dont do drugs

2. dont drink and drive
 
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