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Posted: March 16, 2008 05:44 am  | |||
    IRC Nickname: Group: Guests Posts: Member No.: 0 Joined: January 1, 1970 Total Events Attended: 1    | Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!' Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.' He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!' They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!! Murphy said, 'I ain't feeling too bad. I ate the sausage about 5 pubs ago! -------------------- | ||
Posted: September 22, 2008 12:41 pm | |||
  IRC Nickname: Tnuac Group: Emeritus Posts: 1806 Member No.: 51 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 58 | Lol I remember free drinks at the bar in ireland once. The queue went to the other end of the room, and it was huge. 4,80 euros for a fricken pint of guniess though. They sure dont have it cheap =s -------------------- ~Aetas: carpe diem quam minimum credula postero~ "Seize the day and place no trust in tomorrow"  | ||
Posted: September 22, 2008 01:47 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: ``Pete Group: Banned Posts: 913 Member No.: 775 Joined: June 6, 2008 Total Events Attended: 49 |
Jesus, that's like £3.50 isn't it? That is expensive lol, i normally pay about £2.50 for a pint of carling at my local pub. =o Oh, and to be honest, IRISH FTW. (Guniess sucks though, <3 the Stella Artois)  -------------------- Mikel Arteta  Tim CahillNothing But The Best | ||
Posted: September 22, 2008 02:55 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Tnuac Group: Emeritus Posts: 1806 Member No.: 51 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 58 | In Ireland you don't get much choice. Where I went there were huge taps of guiness then a small tap of carlings or somethign beside it -------------------- ~Aetas: carpe diem quam minimum credula postero~ "Seize the day and place no trust in tomorrow" | ||
Irish drinking scheme, Watch out for that sausage!