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 Here's a story
Posted: May 24, 2009 06:36 amTop
   


IRC Nickname: [Randy]
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Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house’s Cel-Air

In west Australia born and raised
On my daughter is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all beatin' some loli outside of the school
When a couple of years they were up to no good
Started agein' lolis in my neighborhood
I got one little erection and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your hot teenage daughter in Cel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said “CHRIS” and it had dice in the mirror
If anything they could say that my girl was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Cel-Air!"

She crawled out of the house after over 9000 offspring
And she yelled to the cabby "yo Hansen, my sav’ya"
Looked at my kingdom I sure wish she was there
To sit on my girl as the prince of Cel-Air.
 
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Posted: May 24, 2009 06:44 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: His Lordship
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HAHAHAHA I hope people get this.
He brings shame to my city sad.gif
Sadly he's the only interesting thing that's ever happened to Perth.
 
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Posted: August 16, 2009 03:10 pmTop
   


IRC Nickname: slayer_oli16
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Posts: 75
Member No.: 2013
Joined: August 14, 2009
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OMG

ahahahahaha
 
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Proud owner of the fire cape

Posted: August 16, 2009 04:26 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Big_Al_002
Group: Guardian
Posts: 1102
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Joined: March 21, 2009
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QUOTE (His Lordship @ May 23, 2009 11:44 pm)
HAHAHAHA I hope people get this.
He brings shame to my city sad.gif
Sadly he's the only interesting thing that's ever happened to Perth.

LMFAO

but who is he?namepls
 
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Proud To Have A Winddancir Original

Posted: August 16, 2009 04:36 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Cam
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Posts: 749
Member No.: 24
Joined: December 30, 2007
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QUOTE (Big Al 002 @ August 16, 2009 04:26 pm)
QUOTE (His Lordship @ May 23, 2009 11:44 pm)
HAHAHAHA I hope people get this.
He brings shame to my city sad.gif
Sadly he's the only interesting thing that's ever happened to Perth.

LMFAO

but who is he?namepls

Josef Fritzl

That guy that locked up his daughter for 25 years and ended up raping her constantly and having like 6 kids with her ph34r.gif
 
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Posted: August 16, 2009 04:49 pmTop
   


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Joined: December 6, 2008
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Lolol biggrin.gif
 
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You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe you're reason why all the doors are closed
So you can open one that leads you to the perfect road
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Posted: August 16, 2009 07:28 pmTop
   
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Posts: 1449
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Joined: February 13, 2008
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bahahahahahahahaha, thats fucked up.
 
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"If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0"

Posted: August 16, 2009 10:28 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Dallar
Group: Event Leader
Posts: 1899
Member No.: 1957
Joined: July 16, 2009
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That's a nice remake, tbh! tongue.gif


 
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Posted: August 17, 2009 05:17 pmTop
   


IRC Nickname: slayer_oli16
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Joined: August 14, 2009
Total Events Attended: 2
Serioudly though who is that messed up in the head to lock up your daughter for 25 YEARS and rape her and have 6 children, surely in those 25 years she could of escaped? INCEST...
 
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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