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Posted: May 28, 2009 02:28 am  | |||||
      IRC Nickname: Plano|Adam Group: Emeritus Posts: 1449 Member No.: 228 Joined: February 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 107    | As said in the title, you are just telling us what criteria need to be met in order to be your "perfect girl/guy." If you are giving reqs for a girl just write "GIRL REQUIREMENTS" and list them below, vice versa for guys. anything goes. -EXAMPLE- GIRL REQUIREMENTS: 1. Has to be considered attractive by 20+ people. 2. Make me laugh. 3. Easy to talk to. 4. She has to be a Virgin. 5. She MUST be musically inclined. 6. She must wait till marriage. 7. She must look good WITHOUT makeup.  yup. --------------------  "If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0" | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 02:34 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: [Randy] Group: Raid Leader Posts: 5065 Member No.: 16 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 499 | The female must not have a mustache! --------------------   | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 02:50 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | The woman I'm dating. -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 02:58 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Plano|Adam Group: Emeritus Posts: 1449 Member No.: 228 Joined: February 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 107 | You guys suck at this... its requirements... it dun matter if ur already dating her.. -------------------- "If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0" | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 03:12 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Mangomaniac2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 536 Member No.: 70 Joined: December 31, 2007 Total Events Attended: 63 | Girl Requirements 1) Must be reasonably intelligent (not a dumb***) 2) Must not be fat 3) Must have a vag*** 4) Must have a head 5) Must have two working legs 6) Must have a mouth and be able to talk with it 7) Must have longer hair than me 8) Must be able to communicate/easy to talk with 9) Must have a torso/chest place 10) Must be dead (wonder if anyone will see this) 11) Must have a belly button 12) Must be a female (sex changes are acceptable) 13) Must get along together 14) Must have a nose, size does not matter 15) Must come from a decent/respectable/fun/good family 16) Must have good morals 17) Must be able to fly 18) Must be able to cook 19) Must be able to sleep 20) Must not be a man 21) Yeah, I'm picky  Wonder if anyone read all of that. Seriously though, #1, 2, 8, 13, 15, and 16 are for the perfect girl.  Don't feel like adding to the list, but funny, happy, and athletic are pluses. --------------------  | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 03:15 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Colin Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2039 Member No.: 68 Joined: December 31, 2007 Total Events Attended: 69 | 1. Must be able and willing to make me sandwich on command. 2. Must have a vagina. ...that's about it.. --------------------   Proud WG member from January 2006 - Fall 2009 | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 03:20 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Mickey Group: Emeritus Posts: 5305 Member No.: 48 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 282 | As long as they have a vagina and aren't hairier than me, I'm game. --------------------    | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 03:30 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | ~EDIT~ I'll redo mine  --------------------   | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 09:16 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Abs Group: Emeritus Posts: 2071 Member No.: 4 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 97 | 1) Must have long black hair. 2) Must be willing to wear anything I want to confront my fetishes. 3) Must not be taller than me 4) Must have brilliant legs 5) Must display these brilliant legs with a miniskirt. 6) Must be a Virgin 7) Must be smart, as smart as me, or smarter, or little less smarter, +/- 8) Must not have bigger boobs than D Cup. 9) No more than 2 years older than me. That's about it, although these aren't necessities, as long as they have a nice personality & look reasonably good, I can work with them lul. ~Abs --------------------  "I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it." Wg Council & Secondary Leader - 21/10/07 to 24/12/08 Msn: [email protected] | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 10:45 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: rachellove Group: Council Posts: 6955 Member No.: 173 Joined: January 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 305 |  OMG I have a list of 100 things that I always compare whoever I date to. They have to have 90 of them to get a 4th date. If I don't know if they have it I count it as yes til I find out but if they go below the 90 it's bye bye.1-9 Loving, Kind, peacemaker, good will, faithful, joyful, long suffering, giving and hopeful. 13 Likes casual touching 14 Always Kisses hello and goodbye 21 to 23 Financially supportive, provides security and makes feel safe 27 to 29 Fun loving, playful, witty, sense of humor 41 to 45 Nice Hair (prefer long), tattoo is a plus, dresses casually nice, loves my looks and body, showers together 51 to 54 Cleans wiskers from the sink, wipes up spills, enjoys cooking and superman at laundry 57 to 60 Grows plants, enjoys landscaping, handyman skills, some mechanical ability 65 Respects others for who they are 70 Some role playing 75 Enjoys holidays especially Christmas 83 Allows for down time and vacations 96 to 98 Deeply enjoys music and concerts, likes a wide variety of music, plays guitar or sings to me I know my list is huge but I only have one lifetime and want to spend it with one person. It is just the way females are mostly. I want to be completely satisfied for the rest of my life, not for a night or even a weekend. Maybe my list will give you a glimpse at what crosses the female mind about you guys. (before you ask or wonder ~ no size is not on the list ~ ) --------------------  Thank you Garrett and Dallar. “The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help them or concluded that you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~  | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 10:58 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Ok Looks 1. Must be a natural brunette but has a tendency to add blonde to her hair every now and then. 2. Grey or green eyes 3. Hair must be long: it has to touch her nipples. 4. Being realistic, she won't be a virgin, but she must be tight. 5. She has to achieve the perfect look with minimal make-up 6. D, DD or C cup, in that order of preference 7. She has to have tight skin. No flab. Toned gym body. Firm ass 8. She has to have some pubic hair but not much, and not surrounding her vagina 9. She has to be within 4 inches of my height. 10. Her body hair can't be too prevalent. Ideally she should nave no hair except on her head and her pubes. 11. Her eyes can't be too close together or too far apart. This is a big deal for me. 12. She has to be curvy. Too anorexic sickens me. I don't want to see her spine when I'm behind her. 13. She can't have stubby fingers. I don't know why this gets to me but it does. 14. She has to have a lengthy vaginal passage. 15. Her nipples can't be too large. I hate it when they are so large they blend into her breasts. They need to be well defined. 16. Short necks piss me off. I have a relatively short neck and I hate it. But hers can't be too long either. 17. Her teeth must be straight and C shaped, not horse shaped. 18. No warts or major skin blemishes 19. Fair tan. Not too pale but not the colour of poo. 20. No scars on her face or front. Scars on her back actually turn me on. 21. She must be Caucasian, Latino or Eastern-Asian. Persona 1. She's always well dressed. Better overdressed than under dressed. 2. Her voice has to be not too high, not too low. No squealers, no Darias. 3. She's got to laugh a lot. Really easy to please 4. She's got to be DEEP and be able to communicate with me on a more elevated level. 5. Her friends can't pry and intrude on us. 6. She's got to have plenty of time to spend with me, but at the same time not demand too much of my own time. 7. She doesn't rely on me to buy her shit. We share the gift-giving. 8. She has to know how to make love 9. She's got to get along with my friends and not try and undermine my existing relationships 10. Bisexual and sexually curious is always a plus. 11. MUST have an appreciation of classical music 12. We obviously need to have a lot of other interests in common, like enjoying the same foods. 13. She should pay attention to detail 14. She's got to be plain. No complexity of emotion. She tells you how she feels directly without dropping hints she expects you to pick up. 15. No snoring, no blanket tugging/tossing, no queefing 16. If she gets pregnant, she's got to be OK with abortion if its not the right timing. 17. She must have been a female her entire life. 18. A European accent drives me wild. 19. She must not make the wrong sounds in bed 20. She's got to be good with kids. 21. SHE MUST ENJOY SEX WITH CLOTHES ON AND BE PREPARED TO WEAR PERIOD COSTUMES. Oh and Mango, yes I read it. I prefer my women to be living. --------------------  | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 11:51 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Sgtswordfish Group: Guest Posts: 1737 Member No.: 1758 Joined: March 9, 2009 Total Events Attended: 64 | my requirements for a perfect women would be the following. 1. be able to understand poetry. mainly because if she can't see thru my eyes then she won't find out what the rest are.
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Posted: May 28, 2009 12:06 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Hmm, I never got into poetry. But you won't have any problem finding a woman who enjoys poetry. That I promise you. -------------------- | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 12:15 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | Speaking of poetry, I actually already found mine. Verses 3-4 of a song I have... I met a girl there, out upon the sea Her eyes as brown as the bark of a grand oak tree Her hair golden, like the warm fields of grain And a smile that would wash all your worries away She taught me how to listen, opened up my eyes She helped me realise what it means to be alive Like a bird on the wing, she showed me how to fly Took up my hand, and took me into the sky ... So the girl who teaches me how to fly is kinda the one for me SONG so it sucks  -------------------- | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 12:15 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Plano|Adam Group: Emeritus Posts: 1449 Member No.: 228 Joined: February 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 107 | Wow, you guys have some gewd stuff. I actually realized some more requirements for my perfect girl while i was reading yall's. -------------------- "If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0" | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 12:21 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | 1)Not an insecure bitch who dates by how much drugs a person has done (Trust me, there's a shitload of them around here) 2)Actually has feelings 3)Not fat. 4)Must have been dead for ~2 weeks, extra kudos if killed by strangling Uhm yeah.  --------------------  | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 12:25 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | I think I'll re-attempt. Considering it says PERFECT Girl/Guy Reqs and not just reqs in general, I'll take it on from a different perspective. These are in no specific order. -Physical Appearance- 1. Caucasian. If she were anything else the specs would change wildly. 2. Roughly slightly shorter than me, 3" or so. In that ballpark. 3. Younger than me, up to 2 years younger is my limit for now. 4. Must not cover herself in makeup. A bit of mascara/eyeliner or some lipstic is fine but not one of these girls who walk around looking like an orange. 5. No physical disabilities (2 arms, 2 legs, that sort of thing) 6. 20/20 vision 7. Mousey-brown hair - No straightening/curling shit - Shoulder length to breast length. - Naturaly slightly wavy. 8. Deep brown eyes, same as mine. 9. Nose should be defined as "cute" 10. Perfect C-teeth, and a nice smile 11. Well-organised, 'clean' face (No spots/freckles, etc.) 12. Well-shaped body, not too curved 13. Not overweight, not anorexic. Just right. 14. Head + pubic hair should be the only hair. 15. I don't like big breasts. Just under average is fine. 16. She would have to be a virgin 17. Not so much 'tight', but the vulva should be well-defined. 18. Fingers should be long and slender, simple nails, nothing fancy 19. FEET. Important. Must be pretty much perfect. 20. Not too muscly but of average strength (Not better than me) The personality section is so huge and complicated I can't even write it out. Hell, I don't even understand it all. Not yet at least. While there are absolutely loads I'd look for, the big thing is that we should love each other. -------------------- | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 12:26 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: leecable Group: Banned Posts: 1938 Member No.: 410 Joined: April 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 178 | Ok my turn. 1. Must have nice hair. If not nice hair. Go away. If so..move on to number 2. 2. Must be hot. By hot I mean...people walk past and go 'how the hell did he manage that' if not...go away. If so.. move on to number 3. 3. Must be hotter than number 2. 4. Must have a nice set of inner and outer labia. If unsure on the term Labia. Google it...without parents in the room. If they flap around in the breeze. Jog on love. 5. MUST GIVE A GOOD BLOWJOB. Im sick of girls claiming there the 'best ever blowjob givers' And being so shit. I have to finish myself off. Just so I can get the giggles, when I cum in her eye, and she starts crying because it stings. 6.Must be generally good in the bedroom. I mean. She must not lay there like a sack of shit, and make me do all the work. Girls do that sooo often. Im bored of it. 7.Must be hot. 8. Must be living. --------------------    | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 12:41 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Stokenut Group: Guest Posts: 2062 Member No.: 805 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 112 |
Nice try. -------------- Ideally a living adult human female. But to be honest I'd probably settle for a dead baby animal of the same sex. But yeah I'm not as picky as most guys. But if I could choose.. 1. Blonde/Brown hair. 2. Fair skin but would settle for a light tan. 3. Petite or medium height, no giraffes. I have to be taller than her. 4. Can't have fucked up teeth or nose like mine. 5. Blue or green eyes. 6. An immature sense of humor that matches my own while; 7. being able to transcend from immature asshole to serious and have a deep conversation pretty quickly. 8. Love of fine music. 9. Intelligent, but not smarter than me. So an IQ of around 130-140 ideally. 10. Has to be able to satisfy me in bed. I don't want anal/blowjobs, I want pure hard fucking. Her vag has to be able to take everything I give it without losing it's elasticity. 11. Willingness to travel the world with me. 12. 138 co..... kidding. I think after reading people's lists and trying to come up with my own I've come up with a conclusion. Men want a girl exactly like themselves. With the exception of the parts of their own bodies/personalities they dislike themselves. -------------------- Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion. --- Challenge any creationist to a debate. They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs". I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research. I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs". | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 12:45 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
You just catch 22'ed yourself. -------------------- | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 01:11 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 |
Ok I didn't mean it that way. I'll rephrase. It has to stretch. -------------------- | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 02:32 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: ka pineapple Group: Ex-Member Posts: 343 Member No.: 1277 Joined: August 15, 2008 Total Events Attended: 44 | GIRL REQUIRMENTS 1. Has to be attractive. 2. Make me laugh. 3. Easy to talk to. 4. She has to be flexible 5. She MUST listen to music 6. She has to be kinky 7. She has to look good without make up. 7. She must be Bisexual 8. She must already have a girlfriend who is also Bi not lesbian. 9. Her friend must be decent looking. .10 she has to be active e.g mountian climbing, wall climbing etc. .11 she must be willing to try new things .12 she must have nice legs .13 Has to have a FUCKING great bust. But not those freakishly large watermellon ones. .14 Nice and curvy but not fat .15 she has to be someone who doesnt piss me off .16 has to be intelligent .17 within 3 years of my own age, younger or older .18 Prefferably not be religious --------------------  | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 02:37 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | You know, there isn't a soul on this planet who doesn't like music. Humans are born to like music. Saying "I'm looking for a girl who likes music" is just like saying "I'm looking for a girl who eats food." -------------------- | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 03:09 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
O_o ever been to Britain? -------------------- | ||||
Posted: May 28, 2009 04:03 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Girls don't eat food or listen to music? It's almost impossible for a human not to enjoy music. I don't know any living person who doesn't like music. Music occupies more parts of the brain than speech. It's more likely for a person to be born unable to speak than to not like music. Liking music is as natural as enjoying food. -------------------- | ||||
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