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Stokenut
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:13 pmTop
   


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 Alright so the gay guy at work added me on Skype and I'm in a really awkward situation here.
I mean fucking awkward.
He wants to fuck me and is so up front and camp about it.
I'm going round his house for a drink saturday after work.
I'm FUCKING SHITTING IT.

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[18:19:15] kevin: well this is it im the same a gay guy all alone at home no where to go or do ohmy.gif lol
[18:21:11] Stokenut: I'm free most nights if you ever wanna go do something, i'm straight though unfortunately tongue.gif
[18:21:22] … My mum thinks I'm gay rofl
[18:22:11] kevin: well i do one or two guys that arnt gay so i dont mind may be you will like it may be not
[18:22:36] … I love to suck a guy off and wank not into fucking lol

conv continues

[18:32:14] kevin: well if you want to come round to morrow its fine i finnish work at 5 you could meet me out side people serve
[18:33:00] Stokenut: yeah could do, i get paid tomorrow too
[18:33:15] kevin: if you just want to come round just to get out the house its ok by me will be up till 12 midnight
[18:33:54] Stokenut: I'll be frank though, first time we're meeting outside work it's got to be clean and just a standard coffee, chat, etc lol
[18:34:15] kevin: O god yes just friends
[18:34:30] Stokenut: omg I must sound so edgy lol
[18:35:13] kevin: its ok im the same some times and as for work thay will not know about it ok
[18:36:10] Stokenut: of course not lol
[18:36:36] kevin: any way if you come round you could join my naked club just sit round the house naked and just do what ever tv chat sleep lol
[18:38:00] … well if im sucking your hard dick i want mind lol

conv continues

[19:06:27] kevin: cool
[19:06:44] … im off on sunday what about you
[19:06:53] Stokenut: in on sunday
[19:06:57] … can't remember the hours lol
[19:07:05] kevin: lol
[19:07:27] … you have made me all hard again lol sorry
[19:07:54] … cant stop thinking about making you feel good
[19:08:51] Stokenut: not gonna happen lol
[19:09:07] kevin: lol i know


I'm fucking shitting myself.
I'm going to get raped. Aren't I?
I need a good way out of this situation.
Actually, isn't this colleague sexual harassment? Can I sue me employer for this?
I'm actually feeling pressured here. I feel I can't say no because I'm going to see him every day at work... Holy shit.
I'm way out of my depth here. I'm usually the guy that drives the conversation and puts the words in peoples mouths. Manipulation is my middle name. I'm scared.
 
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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".
NightRawrs
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:17 pmTop
   
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 Lmfao... Steve.. LOLLLLL

Tbh that guys a bit weird talking like that.. I hate people who do that, so please don't have sex with him as he sounds really annoying. You could just be good friends.
A girl at school wants to have sex with me, i just ignore her.. ohmy.gif Maybe you should try the same?
 
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Posted: June 4, 2009 06:17 pmTop
   
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 umm wow, pedo-fag-perv. Nice employer you got there. Good luck with that biggrin.gif
 
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Colinwarrior
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:19 pmTop
   
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NightRawrs
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:20 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Colinwarrior @ June 04, 2009 01:19 pm)
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+1 Lolll
 
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Dilz621
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:22 pmTop
   
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 Ummm.wow
 
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Stokenut
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:23 pmTop
   


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 Forgot to mention, he's 48.
I seriously need some tips. I have to tell this guy to fuck off in a nice way without making an rl situation awkward or letting the guys I work with find out. I also can't let me chances with the hot blondes at work get fucked up.
 
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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".
Fullmetal792
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:25 pmTop
   
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 WOW! LOL!

Unfortunately, I have no advice for you Stoke, but good luck with whatever happens.
 
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Dilz621
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:26 pmTop
   
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 Take a taser and some pepper spray
 
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His Lordship
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:30 pmTop
   
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 Tell him you have the runs.
Case closed.
 
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Dilz621
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:32 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (His Lordship @ June 04, 2009 06:30 pm)
Tell him you have the runs.
Case closed.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Stokenut
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:32 pmTop
   


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QUOTE (His Lordship @ June 04, 2009 01:30 pm)
Tell him you have the runs.
Case closed.

Come on you're good for better advice than this.
My problem is if I say I can't come Saturday night, he'll ask for another night, and another, and another.
The upside is I'm stronger than him and could fight my way out of a rape situation but I'm still worried.
 
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Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion.

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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".
Nick
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:34 pmTop
   
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 Tell him frankly that you want to be friends, but you don't have gay intentions and that you don't want to do anything with him. It may be awkward, but isn't that better being in a gay relationship with him?
 
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Eregion2
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:39 pmTop
   
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 Dude, you work with the weirdest people ever.

Besides that, tell him you've been thinking about it and would rather not. No harm no foul.
 
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Posted: June 4, 2009 06:48 pmTop
   
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Groedius
Posted: June 4, 2009 06:53 pmTop
   
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 What what in the butt
 
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Chimpy
Posted: June 4, 2009 07:16 pmTop
   
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 Steve I believe your month is up and you have still not sexed one of the girls at work. you fail. hash.png



 
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bobler2
Posted: June 4, 2009 07:25 pmTop
   


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Stokenut
Posted: June 4, 2009 07:40 pmTop
   


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QUOTE (Chimp Guy0 @ June 04, 2009 02:16 pm)
Steve I believe your month is up and you have still not sexed one of the girls at work. you fail. hash.png

Having the gay guy touching my arse and hitting on me every day is an unexpected setback.
 
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Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion.

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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".
Back to Own
Posted: June 4, 2009 07:44 pmTop
   
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 LOL

Tell him you have STDs or something idk
 
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Posted: June 4, 2009 07:53 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Back To Own @ June 04, 2009 02:44 pm)
LOL

Tell him you have STDs or something idk

You can't get a girl but you know damn well how to not get a guy. hash.png
 
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Back to Own
Posted: June 4, 2009 07:55 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Lefty2802 @ June 04, 2009 02:53 pm)
QUOTE (Back To Own @ June 04, 2009 02:44 pm)
LOL

Tell him you have STDs or something idk

You can't get a girl but you know damn well how to not get a guy. hash.png

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Mickey
Posted: June 4, 2009 08:10 pmTop
   
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 Tell him up front that you're not into that sort of thing. He's 48, I'm sure he'll have heard it before. Maybe he won't mind.
 
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Posted: June 4, 2009 08:11 pmTop
   
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[18:22:36] … I love to suck a guy off and wank not into fucking lol


You'll be reet. Just shut your eyes and pretend it's the girl of your dreams.
 
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Stokenut
Posted: June 4, 2009 08:18 pmTop
   


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QUOTE (WG_Keanu @ June 04, 2009 03:11 pm)
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[18:22:36] … I love to suck a guy off and wank not into fucking lol


You'll be reet. Just shut your eyes and pretend it's the girl of your dreams.

With a cock
 
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Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion.

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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".

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