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Posted: September 3, 2009 04:18 pm  | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
      IRC Nickname: Mtoise Group: Ex-Member Posts: 715 Member No.: 1691 Joined: February 5, 2009 Total Events Attended: 60    | Is it just me, or are 80% of the faces in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook, people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with? You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There were no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. There is a great need for sarcasm font. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realise I had no idea what the XXXXXX was going on when I first saw it. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's definitely watching and laughing at the right parts. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text. Was learning cursive really necessary? LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it... thanks Mario Kart. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an client and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)... ummm... Goonies". Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. Bad decisions make good stories. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do! Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier and sluttier every year? Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection. As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?' I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes. Why is a school zone 40km/h? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for paedophiles... Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time... I wonder if cops ever get XXXXXXed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. The other night I ordered takeaway. When I looked in the bag, I saw they had included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat XXXXXX before dinner. -------------------- "Do not believe everything that is written on the internet; for it may just be a bag of lies" - George Washington 1873 - On the long winding road to 99 slayer. 98 to 99 Slay without killing a thing. 22/28 effigy's PM me if you can assist Construction Effigy's | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 3, 2009 04:27 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 |
Said that one twice.
I lol'ed  I guess we all do think alike in the end. I relate to about 95% of those tbh. --------------------  [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 3, 2009 04:38 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: ThisIsUnique Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1664 Member No.: 1417 Joined: October 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 141 | omg thats like wow  --------------------   | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 3, 2009 04:43 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Owennnn Group: Emeritus Posts: 1447 Member No.: 37 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 55 | Awesome, could relate to every one. -------------------- | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 12:00 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2842 Member No.: 815 Joined: June 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 48 | I got this exact list in an e-mail the other day --------------------  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 12:36 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Slayer123121 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 319 Member No.: 1753 Joined: March 6, 2009 Total Events Attended: 12 | 90% of them i can relate to XD  Keep em coming! --------------------  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 01:27 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: txtawkin/kathy Group: Ex-Member Posts: 847 Member No.: 1604 Joined: December 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 45 | hahahaha.....good list! Several that nailed me perfectly! --------------------  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 01:43 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Stokenut Group: Guest Posts: 2062 Member No.: 805 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 112 |
I'd nail you perfectly... -------------------- Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion. --- Challenge any creationist to a debate. They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs". I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research. I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs". | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 01:58 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 |
She'd probably end up like your avatar. -------------------- [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 02:09 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Sabre_Treky Group: Guest Posts: 39 Member No.: 2032 Joined: August 24, 2009 Total Events Attended: 4 | I get into the shower before I turn it on... LMAO. --------------------  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 02:12 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Colin Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2039 Member No.: 68 Joined: December 31, 2007 Total Events Attended: 69 | Words of wisdom. This is what the bible should be like. It's something we can all relate to. Btw, I am one of the few people that actually does just turn around and walk the other way. If I'm around people I at least somewhat know, I shout out something like "AW SHIT, I'M GOIN' THE WRONG WAY"... --------------------  Proud WG member from January 2006 - Fall 2009 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 02:20 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | I always just turn around and start muttering to myself about aliens. The looks on people's faces are worth it. -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 02:21 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Lefty Group: Emeritus Posts: 3340 Member No.: 1055 Joined: June 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 211 | Amazing list. I had a good laugh while reading it! --------------------      | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 02:42 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it... thanks Mario Kart. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. Why is a school zone 40km/h? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for paedophiles... I think the freezer deserves a light as well. __________________ Those are my favourites lol, especially the first one. It's so true. --------------------  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 03:20 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Sum41xx Group: Emeritus Posts: 630 Member No.: 102 Joined: January 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | I now register this list as the: List of Awesomes --------------------   Proud WG member since December 2003 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 05:22 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Mike|Sonix Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1483 Member No.: 13 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 103 |
This. I could relate to a bunch of em, haha. True genious. --------------------   | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 12:33 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 |
Dude how the hell?  I couldn't actually do that because in my shower it takes about 3 minutes for the hot water tap to actually have hot water -------------------- [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 03:08 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 |
I get in before I turn it on... water takes like 2s to get hot lol. also, AWESOME list, I'm using these every day. -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=-  W I N N I N G | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 03:15 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Fire Lion Sword Group: Emeritus Posts: 1189 Member No.: 103 Joined: January 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 3 | Lmao, this is grand. Thanks for brightening up my morning. My favorites; can relate %100: "I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's definitely watching and laughing at the right parts." "Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong." "Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection." "As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists." "There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far." "I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?" 'Tis gold. -------------------- --------- 獅の炎 ----------  ----------- 忍☯者 ----------- | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 03:26 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Sabre_Treky Group: Guest Posts: 39 Member No.: 2032 Joined: August 24, 2009 Total Events Attended: 4 |
I don't know where you live but water is already hot when I turn on the shower.. It's also logical because why should you have it running first, and get the outside of your shower-area/tub/etc wet, when if you start it when your already in, you don't  -------------------- | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: September 4, 2009 05:10 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Kurt Cobain Group: Guest Posts: 329 Member No.: 1619 Joined: January 7, 2009 Total Events Attended: 2 | This thread is amazing. I wish I could print it out, but I can't be bothered to right now... Still, there are so many things I can relate to, especially: -I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! -Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. -Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier and sluttier every year? -As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. -Was learning cursive really necessary? -------------- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. ^ Reminded me of Office Space, lmao. --------------------  Thanks Sam for an awesome job and an awesome wait! 
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Posted: September 4, 2009 07:56 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Chad124 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 193 Member No.: 1966 Joined: July 20, 2009 Total Events Attended: 9 | Wow I literally was like "Omg I do that" with every one of those haha. Nice finds. -------------------- 99 Attack 99 Strength 99 Defense 99 HP 99 Range 99 Mage 95 Prayer Proud Ex WG Raid Leader, Ex ZF, Ex ST, and Ex EH. Retired from RS. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
A few random thoughts, Stolen from tinterweb!