Omegle, Post your funny convos|
| Posted: September 20, 2009 12:01 am  |
   
IRC Nickname: Mike|Sonix Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1483 Member No.: 13 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 103    | http://omegle.com
Post your convos and enjoy others. I'll start.
| QUOTE | Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: 19 bisexual female from usa, u?
Stranger: 21 male from holland, hope you don't mind that...a lot just disconnect when they see i'm male, its kinda sad [ ]
You: wanna cam-fuck?
You: hello?
Stranger: yes sorry
Stranger: i'm a little overwhelmed/surprised
You: u have msn or skype?
Stranger: hmm, lets not go to quiclkly
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Ivanna
You: Humpalot
Stranger: your msnadres?
You: [email protected], u?
Stranger: i'll add you
You: wow your easy
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 12:08 am |
IRC Nickname: Mike|Sonix Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1483 Member No.: 13 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 103 | I'm getting too many thrills out of this
| QUOTE | You: LETS FUCK
You: 16/f/usa
You: im bisexual but im more comfortable with guys
Stranger: 17 m italy
Stranger: horny?
You: yeah
You: u got msn
You: or skype?
Stranger: ohh ok
Stranger: msn
Stranger: qive me urs
You: This is Michael Jackson from the US Police Department. Please do not attempt to disconnect as we trace your IP address for soliciting sex from a minoir.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so still horny?
You: Thank you for your co-operation |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 12:40 am |
IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | LL
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Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde
85 Blood-Elf Paladin
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:03 am |
IRC Nickname: Chimpy Group: Banned Posts: 2521 Member No.: 1474 Joined: November 16, 2008 Total Events Attended: 133 | | QUOTE | Stranger: gay?
You: absolutely
Stranger: for serious?
You: serious for
You: play
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old?
You: 5
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:04 am |
IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | Knew it
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:05 am |
IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Faggot
| QUOTE | Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FRAND?!
You: FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND PLZ
You: PLZPZLPFPZFPALDNJDASJKLSADSJKLADAS CUPCAKES
You: =D
Stranger: wtf
You: <:Ddddddddddddddddddddddd
You: FRAAAAAAAAAAAAND
You: OPKLZ
You: I LYK PNSBUTT
You: =D
You: <:DDDDDDDDDDDdddddddddd
Stranger: ya
Stranger: so
Stranger: im wet
You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You: ARE YOU A GIRL?!
Stranger: ya...
You: YOU'RE FUCKING NASTY
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| QUOTE | Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: frand plz
You: FRAAAAAAAAAND
Stranger: what?!
You: <:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddd
You: FRAAAAAAAND
You: OGM FIDGSDFOGF
You: FRAND
PZL
You: I NEDP FRANZ
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:08 am |
IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137 | | QUOTE (Chimp Guy0 @ September 20, 2009 02:03 am) | | QUOTE | Stranger: gay?
You: absolutely
Stranger: for serious?
You: serious for
You: play
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old?
You: 5
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Made me laugh for like 15 minutes. Age? 5. GOOD FIGHT --------------------  |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:15 am |
IRC Nickname: Chimpy Group: Banned Posts: 2521 Member No.: 1474 Joined: November 16, 2008 Total Events Attended: 133 | | QUOTE | Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you ding?
Stranger: *doing
You: horny
Stranger: you too?
You: always
You: my name is Kevin Hoang, what is yours?
Stranger: Andrew McVox
You: cute
You: do you play World of Warcraft?
Stranger: why do you to know?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: I like EVE
You: I play WoW all the time
You: it is kinda sad because I neglect my Runescape clan for it
Stranger: runescape kinda sucks, doesn't it?
Stranger: I mean, you just walk around for hours
You: I own a laundrymat in RS
Stranger: "laundrymat"?
You: yes
You: I forget how to spell it...
You: pathetic because I am asian and can't live up to the stereotype of being a good speller
Stranger: I live according to our stereotypes: lazy procrastinators
Stranger: where are you from?
You: China
Stranger: damn, that's far
You: Specifically from Falador, china.
You: named after a Medieval explorer to China.
You: not Marco polo though that guy's a poser
Stranger: yeah, fuckin' italians
Stranger: do you fancy bums?
You: only on men
Stranger: why?
You: I'm gay....
You: want to get a circlejerk going?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: can I invite my friend?
You: *KASPLOOM*
You: sry I'm quick
You: no
Stranger: he's cute...
You: idc, I'm aready in a relationship with Eugene I shouldn't be doing this...
You: O SHIT THERE HE IS
Stranger: really? holy shit...
You: HI THIS IS EUGENE
Stranger: hi!
You: YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING LEFT@@@@
You: FAGGOT
You: DON'T FUCK WITH MY BF
You: KEVIN IS MINE
You: AND I WILL NOT HAVE SHITKICKERS LIKE YOU FUCK MY PLANS OVER
Stranger: FUCK YOU! If he wants to come with me, he can!
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:16 am |
IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | wat
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:17 am |
IRC Nickname: Big_Al_002 Group: Guardian Posts: 1102 Member No.: 1777 Joined: March 21, 2009 Total Events Attended: 25 | lmao nise
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Guardian from 4/20/09 to 8/4/09, then quit.
Back, Trial Guardian 6/12/11.
Proud To Have A Winddancir Original |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:19 am |
IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | | QUOTE | Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: whatchya up to?
You: I AM KEVIN HOANG
You: I PLAY WOW
You: LOL!
You: <:DDDDDDDDDDDDDddddd
Stranger: u play wow
Stranger: ....
You: YA
You: I NEGLECT MY RUNESCAPE CLAN FOR IT
You: <:DDDDDDDDDDDDddddd
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: fag
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| QUOTE | Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Finders keepers, will you keep me in mind? I like secrets 'cause they keep me in line.
You: Hello!
You: I am Kevin Hoang
You: I play World of Warcraft
Stranger: me too
Stranger: :}
Stranger: My names ying yang powow
You: OMGF!
You: BROTHER?!
You: I FOUND YOUA@
You: OMHGOFDMGFDOGDFMGDFGODFMGFGOFGM
Stranger: OMFG!11!!
Stranger: -RUN
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: -SLOW MOTION
Stranger: -LEAP INTO ARMS
You: *poops*
Stranger: -CRI IN RL
You: OMGF
You: I LOVE YOU <:DDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddd
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MOAR!!!!!1 XOXOXOXOOX
You: JK LOLZ
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| QUOTE | Stranger: Hii.
You: I am BTO
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: Whuts that?
You: That is my runescape username!
You: Back To Own!
Stranger: Um. Okay.
You: I also play WoW and I neglect my runescape clan for the lulz
You: MY REAL LIFE NAME IS KEVIN HOANG <:DDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddddd
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:23 am |
IRC Nickname: Owennnn Group: Emeritus Posts: 1447 Member No.: 37 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 55 | 11 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 2 Anonymous Users)
WAt
I gotta get me some lulz
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:23 am |
IRC Nickname: Chimpy Group: Banned Posts: 2521 Member No.: 1474 Joined: November 16, 2008 Total Events Attended: 133 | | QUOTE | You: KEVIN HOANG
Stranger: hello
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:29 am |
IRC Nickname: Owennnn Group: Emeritus Posts: 1447 Member No.: 37 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 55 | | QUOTE | You: hi
Stranger: Weel weel its another hi
Stranger: Of all things to be sayable u chooses that
You: sorry, let me introduce myself
You: my name is Kevin
Stranger: kevin why u throwin out names tha ain' part of the game
You: you need to know who i am
You: do you play WoW?
Stranger: kevin i dn care who u be for rite now u gonna be Brett to me
You: but i'm Kevin
Stranger: So dont do it Brett
You: i play WoW, i neglect my runescape clan to play WoW
Stranger: Dont go to their pantomime parties wit their junky junkiwa
Stranger: junkies*
You: my WoW parties are fun, our runescape raids are pretty bad at the moment
Stranger: throw away their invitatiuns Brett
Stranger: Dont do it Brett!!
You: i have to!
Stranger: you have a wife
Stranger: an kids
Stranger: an a toilet!
You: only on WoW
Stranger: they all luvs u Brett
Stranger: think of them Brett
You: they say that, but I'm pretty sure my wife is really a guy
Stranger: jus think of thems Brett
Stranger: or think of that lil filipino boi
Stranger: skipping to shcool in his pokemon bakpak
You: oo i like pokemon
Stranger: REMEMBR THE SODOMY BRETT!!
You: what is sodomy?
Stranger: How u held that lil boi down
Stranger: Remembr Brett
Stranger: !!
Stranger: Remembr thems ALL!! BRETT
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:30 am |
IRC Nickname: Chimpy Group: Banned Posts: 2521 Member No.: 1474 Joined: November 16, 2008 Total Events Attended: 133 | | QUOTE | Stranger: omg hi
You: RUNESCAPE
Stranger: is that a person?
You: yes
You: it's my middle name
You: Kevin Runescape Hoang
Stranger: wow
Stranger: WOW
You: I like that too
Stranger: are you asian?
You: Yes
You: I am from Falador, in the province of Asgarnia, China.
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| QUOTE | You: RUNESCAPE
Stranger: what?
You: RUNESCAPE
Stranger: what?
You: WE WILL FIND YOU
You: WE WILL TORTURE YOU
You: WE WILL TERMINATE YOU
You: WE
You: ARE
You: RUNESCAPE@@@@
Stranger: You're a creeper.
You: RUNESCAPE
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| QUOTE | You: *** Hello this is a message from the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. This message is currently being recorded due to the nature of the conversation. The participants IP's are currently being traced and being checked on our National Database of Online Child Predators for a match. Expect a phone call in the 5 minutes. Thank you.
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:34 am |
IRC Nickname: DyIan Group: Emeritus Posts: 1205 Member No.: 1638 Joined: January 15, 2009 Total Events Attended: 107 | LOL these are hilarious. Bret n RUNESCAPE! That thing sounds full of Pedobears
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:36 am |
IRC Nickname: Mike|Sonix Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1483 Member No.: 13 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 103 | I feel special. I started something. Even though this site is like over 9000 years old.
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:43 am |
IRC Nickname: Owennnn Group: Emeritus Posts: 1447 Member No.: 37 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 55 | | QUOTE | Stranger: Hi
You: hi, do you play WoW?
Stranger: No that game sucks
You: i play wow
Stranger: why do you even play that nonsence game?
You: but i should really play runescape more or my clan will die
Stranger: or you should play dungeons and dragons
You: but if i played dungeons and dragons i would neglect wow and scape!
You: and then my wow guild would suffer too!
Stranger: what about your D&D guild?
You: i believe they would do well
You: but i would really worry for WG
Stranger: wg?
You: my runescape clan
Stranger: lol, what are they? a masturbating guild that are so awesome?
You: funny you should say that
You: we had a competition to see who could go 2 weeks without touching themselves
Stranger: and who won?
You: i cant remember
You: i dont think anyone managed 2 weeks
Stranger: no one?
Stranger: no shit
Stranger: So your like turned on of your guild?
You: no, well, maybe sometimes, derp gets me kinda hot
Stranger: and derp is?
You: he also leads WG
You: but he can't tank
Stranger: so?
Stranger: faggot games you play
You: no u
Stranger: There is no adventure or action in wow or runegay. They are not even entertainment
You: YOUVE PLAYED THEM
You: what level are you?
Stranger: runescape lvl 1 and my max lvl on wow was 14
You: nice lie, you start runescape as level 3
Stranger: no u dont
You: i should know
Stranger: or that is some new shit. Ive played it old school
Stranger: skool
You: you've always started as level 3
Stranger: And what if i fail making fire?
Stranger: then i wont be
You: then you should buy more logs
Stranger: there is no shop there
You: there are shops in every town
Stranger: It isnt even a town were you begin. Its like 2 houses and a cave
You: lumbridge is huge
You: there's a castle too
Stranger: everyone in runegay is under 13
Stranger: of age
You: no
You: it's a 13+ game
Stranger: but still. Everyone is under 13
Stranger: How fun is it to play around with preschool kids?
You: are we still talking about runescape?
Stranger: yes
You: oh, it's not that fun
You: Real life preschool kids are great
Stranger: but still wow is even more crap. Worst gameplay ever
You: WAT
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:46 am |
IRC Nickname: Owennnn Group: Emeritus Posts: 1447 Member No.: 37 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 55 | | QUOTE | You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: do you play WoW? or Scape?
Stranger: no sorry
You: oh
You: well, i have nothing left to talk about
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 01:51 am |
IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Oh god.
| QUOTE | Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f/m?
You: f
Stranger: oh so hot
Stranger: im man
You: oh my
You: u like to do bad things?
Stranger: ys
Stranger: yes
You: like wat
Stranger: what
You: wat kind of bad things
You: do u like
You: 2 do
Stranger: yes
You: can u tell me plz wat u like 2 do
Stranger: let's play cyber sex
You: how do u do that
You: im 12 and whats this?
Stranger: 14
Stranger: sex talk
You: Hello this is a message from the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. This message is currently being recorded due to the nature of the conversation. The participants IP's are currently being traced and being checked on our National Database of Online Child Predators for a match. Expect a phone call in the 5 minutes. Thank you.
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| QUOTE | Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello this is a message from the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. This message is currently being recorded due to the nature of the conversation. The participants IP's are currently being traced and being checked on our National Database of Online Child Predators for a match. Expect a phone call in the next 5 minutes. Thank you.
Stranger: hello want some KITTY porn of cats fucking?
You: Sir, that is a very disgusting topic to discuss with a stranger over the internet.
You: I must urge you to see a psychologist immediately.
Stranger: I am a psychologist!!!
You: I must urge you to find a psychologist that could help you. Your mind is currently warped so badly, not even a normal human being could fix you.
You: You need Tom Cruise. He's a Scientologist. He can fix anything.
Stranger: No OBAMA can fix anything!!!!!
You: No.. only Tom Cruise.
Stranger: How about OPRAH?
You: FUCK THAT SHIT
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 02:24 am |
IRC Nickname: Chimpy Group: Banned Posts: 2521 Member No.: 1474 Joined: November 16, 2008 Total Events Attended: 133 | | QUOTE | Stranger: bonjour
You: KEVIN HOANG
Stranger: chinese?
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 02:32 am |
IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 | Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi! i'm boy > 20 years > porto alegre / brazil ! ............and you ??????
You: Hi, I'm boy > 97 > russia 
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: Hey, you got anything left?
Stranger: yeah, i got a little more
You: Fuck that shit right off
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi, asl?
Stranger: no
You: Cut the crap, lets get to the good stuff
You: You like knives or start with the whip?
Stranger: what do you mean
Stranger: f or m
You: m but I lack a pns
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: AHOY!
You: Hi 
You: Can I ask you something?
Stranger: always
You: Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 02:33 am |
IRC Nickname: Mike|Sonix Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1483 Member No.: 13 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 103 | | QUOTE | You: heyy
You: asl?
Stranger: I'm on a boat and
You: o
You: are you going fast
You: and
You: i've got a nautical
You: goddamnit
You: finish the song
You: i hate you.
Stranger: Epic win. |
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 02:34 am |
IRC Nickname: Kcross|RDC Group: Banned Posts: 2535 Member No.: 1723 Joined: February 16, 2009 Total Events Attended: 202 | You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: runescape
Stranger: what about it?
You: it's my life
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: level 18
You: 4 str 4 stam
You: leather_belt
You: you?
Stranger: i don't know what that means
You: can I poo on you?
You: ^.^
Stranger: poetry is my life
You: oh
You: tell me a poem
Stranger: sure
You: WAIT WAIT
You: lemme tell you one 1st
You: roses are red
You: violets are blue
You: come over to my house
You: and ill poo on u 
Stranger:
It’s been a while since I
last saw me, and you
know what, I still think
about me—the look
on my face as we
parted, those puppy-
dog eyes, that oversized
swirly lollipop
I was holding.
I have to remind myself
that we never really
got along, I and me,
we weren’t cut
from the same cloth.
There was just
something creepy
about me, I don’t know.
Still, sometimes I wonder
what’s going on in my life—
what kind of stuff
I’ve been up to.
You: hm
You: so what your saying is
You: you have an oversized lollipop?
You: can i lik it?
Stranger: you know
Stranger: i'm a funny guy
Stranger: you're not
Stranger: are you 15?
You: good thing im not a guy
You: lolll
Stranger: 14
You: you're 15?
Stranger: i'm 36
You: 36 huh
Stranger: yes
You: that's pretty ...
You: well not old
You: but not young
Stranger: and you're 14
You: u pickin up what im puttin down/
You: *** Hello this is a message from the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. This message is currently being recorded due to the nature of the conversation. The participants IP's are currently being traced and being checked on our National Database of Online Child Predators for a match.
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: FUCK WHAT DID YOU DO
You: I alerted the police
You: they will probably be at your house soon
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT IN MY OTHER WINDOW
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: ARE YOU A HACKER?
Stranger: oh, no, you're a dumbass
Stranger: i forgot
You: you sir
You: are the dumbass
You: now
You: can i poo on u?
You: or not
Stranger: that's not funny man
Stranger: grow up
You: IM A CHICK
You: WTF
Stranger: graduate high school
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| Posted: September 20, 2009 02:49 am |
IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 | Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: Yeah but I can't get it up
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same |
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