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Once upon a time...

Zemus3654

Posted: September 26, 2009 11:43 am

IRC Nickname: Zemus
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 2786
Member No.: 128
Joined: January 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 275

Once upon atime there were two moose, one orange and one grey. The grey moose liked nothing more than picking flowers and shitting in the forest. While the orange one was a violent moose. The orange moose faught the grey moose and electricity shot out of there antlers and the grey mooses antlers fell off onto the ground. He cried like a baby moose all night long. One day the orange moose was out on a walk because he was proud of himself for being king moose, when suddenly he got shot and was hung on the hunters wall. The grey moose found the orange mooses crown and took it and became king moose by peaceful actions, further more had dirty moose sex with the orange mooses wife. After this he got so excited that he grew back hairy pink testicle antlers and lived happily ever after. The End

inb4coolstorybro

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24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering

~ Guardian since November 2007 ~

- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde
85 Blood-Elf Paladin
85 Troll Hunter

Sonixpber

Posted: September 26, 2009 11:49 am

IRC Nickname: Mike|Sonix
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 1483
Member No.: 13
Joined: December 29, 2007
Total Events Attended: 103

coolstorysis

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Renegade3540

Posted: September 26, 2009 11:56 am

IRC Nickname: {Rene}
Group: Guest
Posts: 838
Member No.: 267
Joined: February 25, 2008
Total Events Attended: 55

I'm 12, what is this?

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Zemus3654

Posted: September 26, 2009 12:02 pm

IRC Nickname: Zemus
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 2786
Member No.: 128
Joined: January 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 275

QUOTE	Renegade3540 @ September 26, 2009 11:56 am)

I'm 12, what is this?

candy, u wnt it?

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24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering

~ Guardian since November 2007 ~

- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde
85 Blood-Elf Paladin
85 Troll Hunter

WG_Keanu

Posted: September 26, 2009 01:02 pm

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173

QUOTE	Zemus3654 @ September 26, 2009 01:02 pm)

QUOTE	Renegade3540
	September 26, 2009 11:56 am

I'm 12, what is this?

candy, u wnt it?

Detail, detail...

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

rachellove9

Posted: September 26, 2009 01:14 pm

IRC Nickname: rachellove
Group: Council
Posts: 6955
Member No.: 173
Joined: January 31, 2008
Total Events Attended: 305

I feel lured . . . why did I read all that?

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Thank you Garrett and Dallar.
“The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems
is the day you have stopped leading them.
They have either lost confidence that you can help them
or concluded that you do not care.
Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~

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WG_Keanu

Posted: September 26, 2009 01:15 pm

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173

QUOTE	rachellove9 @ September 26, 2009 02:14 pm)

I feel lured . . . why did I read all that?

It was a nice story

I love happy endings

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Renegade3540

Posted: September 26, 2009 02:58 pm

IRC Nickname: {Rene}
Group: Guest
Posts: 838
Member No.: 267
Joined: February 25, 2008
Total Events Attended: 55

QUOTE	Zemus3654 @ September 26, 2009 07:02 am)

QUOTE	Renegade3540
	September 26, 2009 11:56 am

I'm 12, what is this?

candy, u wnt it?

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Bassism

Posted: September 26, 2009 03:39 pm

IRC Nickname: Owennnn
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 1447
Member No.: 37
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 55

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Indivi2you

Posted: September 26, 2009 07:04 pm

IRC Nickname: Indivi2you
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 5361
Member No.: 43
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 623

QUOTE	Bassism @ September 26, 2009 11:39 am)

I lol'd

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The First, The Last, and the Only ~FLO
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George

Posted: September 26, 2009 10:02 pm

IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 9840
Member No.: 3
Joined: December 26, 2007
Total Events Attended: 540

Yah that bitch did dirty moose things to my wife

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Kiwi011

Posted: September 27, 2009 01:46 am

IRC Nickname: Kiwi011
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 3052
Member No.: 40
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 21

lulfase

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Jayson

Posted: September 28, 2009 10:08 am

IRC Nickname: megajayson
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 9246
Member No.: 423
Joined: April 4, 2008
Total Events Attended: 216

luls

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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

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