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Stokenut

Posted: October 2, 2009 03:49 pm

IRC Nickname: Stokenut
Group: Guest
Posts: 2062
Member No.: 805
Joined: June 10, 2008
Total Events Attended: 112

Well for those of you that don't know, I lost my job today. So I feel like sharing some dirt on a few of my colleagues.

My job was so fucking unbelievable.

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion.

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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".

NightRawrs

Posted: October 2, 2009 03:53 pm

IRC Nickname: Jesseh
Group: Guest
Posts: 2670
Member No.: 297
Joined: March 8, 2008
Total Events Attended: 222

kk after minuets of deliberation, i got it.

Cool story bro (y)

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17/6/08--> 12/9/08--> 29/11/08--> 5/1/09--> 2/3/09(Left)--> 19/7/09(Rejoin)--> 2/8/09

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ï¿½21:48:06ï¿½ * @Abs|Busy sexes Jesseh

Bassism

Posted: October 2, 2009 03:59 pm

IRC Nickname: Owennnn
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 1447
Member No.: 37
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 55

I realised after great dane.

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Samurai-JM

Posted: October 2, 2009 04:10 pm

IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 3204
Member No.: 117
Joined: January 11, 2008
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k steve ur pro, now u just gotta upload a pic of u wearing an ascot

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Stokenut

Posted: October 2, 2009 04:11 pm

IRC Nickname: Stokenut
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QUOTE	Samurai-JM @ October 02, 2009 11:10 am)

k steve ur pro, now u just gotta upload a pic of u wearing an ascot

wat

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Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion.

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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".

Quikdrawjoe

Posted: October 2, 2009 06:30 pm

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Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 7306
Member No.: 47
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 343

I see what you did thar

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Winddancir

Posted: October 2, 2009 07:28 pm

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Group: Banned
Posts: 2447
Member No.: 114
Joined: January 8, 2008
Total Events Attended: 149

Is your van painted many colors?

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Kiwi011

Posted: October 2, 2009 07:34 pm

IRC Nickname: Kiwi011
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 3052
Member No.: 40
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 21

after reading everyone else's comments I looked at your post again and went "O rly"

but seriously, glad i actually looked at it a 2nd time.....

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Fullmetal792

Posted: October 2, 2009 08:15 pm

IRC Nickname: Kurt Cobain
Group: Guest
Posts: 329
Member No.: 1619
Joined: January 7, 2009
Total Events Attended: 2

I thought about making a comment about the Great Dane part, then it hit me.

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Thanks Sam for an awesome job and an awesome wait!
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QUOTE	Back to Own)

I never send PMs over RSC
But you sir, are a legend

Renegade3540

Posted: October 2, 2009 10:35 pm

IRC Nickname: {Rene}
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Posts: 838
Member No.: 267
Joined: February 25, 2008
Total Events Attended: 55

Oh you clever mutt.

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Snowzak

Posted: October 3, 2009 12:08 am

IRC Nickname: Snowzak
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 1193
Member No.: 5
Joined: December 26, 2007
Total Events Attended: 67

Gotta love that last dude

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London RL Meeting attendee - Paris RL meeting attendee
Joined WG in October 2005 - Original DG - Ex-Raid Leader
Proud Council Member from October 21st 2007 to May 19th 2008

WG_Keanu

Posted: October 3, 2009 04:06 am

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173

YOU FORGOT SCRAPPY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF HORSE SHIT FUCK YOU.

Also I lol'ed.

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Nick

Posted: October 3, 2009 05:32 am

IRC Nickname: Lefty
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 3340
Member No.: 1055
Joined: June 30, 2008
Total Events Attended: 211

I thought something was funny with the mysteries and the van, but I didn't notice it until I read people's comments.

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Ka Pineapple

Posted: October 3, 2009 12:01 pm

IRC Nickname: ka pineapple
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 343
Member No.: 1277
Joined: August 15, 2008
Total Events Attended: 44

I lold had to read twice tho ^.^ Slow me i guess.

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Zemus3654

Posted: October 3, 2009 12:25 pm

IRC Nickname: Zemus
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 2786
Member No.: 128
Joined: January 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 275

wat

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24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering

~ Guardian since November 2007 ~

- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde
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85 Troll Hunter

rachellove9

Posted: October 3, 2009 12:59 pm

IRC Nickname: rachellove
Group: Council
Posts: 6955
Member No.: 173
Joined: January 31, 2008
Total Events Attended: 305

Awwww Isn't she even a lil sexy? lmao

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Thank you Garrett and Dallar.
“The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems
is the day you have stopped leading them.
They have either lost confidence that you can help them
or concluded that you do not care.
Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~

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WG_Keanu

Posted: October 5, 2009 01:35 pm

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173

QUOTE	rachellove9 @ October 03, 2009 01:59 pm)

Awwww Isn't she even a lil sexy? lmao

Wow scary

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Dallar

Posted: October 5, 2009 03:29 pm

IRC Nickname: Dallar
Group: Event Leader
Posts: 1899
Member No.: 1957
Joined: July 16, 2009
Total Events Attended: 137

SCOOBy DOO!

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Click me if you need cheering up - I guarantee happiness will blossom

VEPHYSAURAS

Posted: October 5, 2009 04:12 pm

IRC Nickname: Vephy
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 6186
Member No.: 813
Joined: June 10, 2008
Total Events Attended: 478

Nom.

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Eregion2

Posted: October 6, 2009 01:33 am

IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 3087
Member No.: 156
Joined: January 25, 2008
Total Events Attended: 8

Nice, lol.

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Randy

Posted: October 6, 2009 02:09 am

IRC Nickname: [Randy]
Group: Raid Leader
Posts: 5065
Member No.: 16
Joined: December 29, 2007
Total Events Attended: 499

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WG_Keanu

Posted: October 8, 2009 10:29 am

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173

QUOTE	Sunspear_Dee
	October 06, 2009 03:09 am

MOOSE POWER

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same