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I lol'd

Kyle

Posted: October 9, 2009 11:52 pm

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President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy."

So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr.& Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."

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Buzzard1985

Posted: October 9, 2009 11:54 pm

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LOL So true.

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Posted: October 10, 2009 12:04 am

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Fullmetal792

Posted: October 10, 2009 01:05 am

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LOL!

Unfortunately, that would've meant Dick Cheyney was running the country... D:

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Kiwi011

Posted: October 10, 2009 02:04 am

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MADE ME LOL

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WG_Keanu

Posted: October 10, 2009 02:50 am

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		QUOTE

		One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr.& Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."

wat

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Kyle

Posted: October 10, 2009 03:12 am

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QUOTE	WG_Keanu @ October 09, 2009 09:50 pm)


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		One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr.& Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."

wat

It's Elementary school, you downie.

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Sonixpber

Posted: October 10, 2009 11:41 am

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QUOTE	Fullmetal792 @ October 10, 2009 01:05 am)

LOL!

Unfortunately, that would've meant Dick Cheyney was running the country... D:

This

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WG_Keanu

Posted: October 10, 2009 05:34 pm

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QUOTE	PFC JARHEAD @ October 10, 2009 04:12 am)

QUOTE	WG_Keanu
	October 09, 2009 09:50 pm


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		One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr.& Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."

wat

It's Elementary school, you downie.

Yeah I know, it just confuses me why there's a little boy, a little girl and a SMALL boy.

I mean why? angryhahs.gif.png

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Kyle

Posted: October 10, 2009 05:42 pm

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QUOTE	WG_Keanu @ October 10, 2009 12:34 pm)

QUOTE	PFC JARHEAD
	October 10, 2009 04:12 am

QUOTE	WG_Keanu
	October 09, 2009 09:50 pm


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		One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr.& Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."

wat

It's Elementary school, you downie.

Yeah I know, it just confuses me why there's a little boy, a little girl and a SMALL boy.

I mean why? angryhahs.gif.png

Too much repetition makes things look bad.

Gotta throw some change in there every now and then

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Jayson

Posted: October 11, 2009 12:10 am

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laff laff laff

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