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I'm fucking luckier than Veph.

Mistah Vince

Posted: November 7, 2009 03:08 am

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So, today after my 3 and a half hour shift at work, I punch out after having a spiffy day. I say goodbye to my co-workers, and start walking out of the store, reach into my pocket, and KEYS ARE NOT THERE.

Panicked, I look around the store, seeing if they fell out of my pocket. KEYS ARE NOT THERE.

Convinced I didn't forget them and lock them in my car, I look around the store 3 more times. KEYS ARE STILL NOT THERE.

My co-worker who was helping me look told me to just check my car, I probably locked them inside.

I go out to my car, and pull on the door. IT'S UNLOCKED. I sit down and check for the keys. THEY ARE IN THE IGNITION.

My car was sitting in a parking lot for 3 and a half hours with the doors unlocked, and the keys in the ignition and nobody stole it.

Better than 15 Dragon Claws drops? Yeah, I think so.

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Kyle

Posted: November 7, 2009 03:09 am

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I'd rather have 600m

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Posted: November 7, 2009 03:22 am

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I'm trying to decide, does this make you lucky or stupid.

Keys go out of the ignition and into your pocket when you're not driving

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Mistah Vince

Posted: November 7, 2009 03:45 am

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I know, I can't believe that I forgot them either, lmfao. It's because whenever I get to work, I always get there early. So I wait in my car for a bit and listen to the radio. I probably didn't even think of it, and just got out when I thought it was time. XD

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WG_Keanu

Posted: November 7, 2009 04:05 am

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Check your mileage.

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Chimpy

Posted: November 7, 2009 04:46 am

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Depends, if you live in the bronx you're lucky, but if you live in Utah then sorry no.

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Jayson

Posted: November 7, 2009 04:52 am

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i think thats just stupidity, stupid that you forgot your keys and stupid that someone didnt steal the car. lol

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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

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ArSeNaLfAn32

Posted: November 7, 2009 08:14 am

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Wait was the engine on??? Or were they just in the key receiver?
If the engine was ON, crap coulda happened that's scary.

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VEPHYSAURAS

Posted: November 7, 2009 08:33 am

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*wanders into the topic*

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Kiwi011

Posted: November 7, 2009 08:49 am

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QUOTE	ArSeNaLfAn32 @ November 07, 2009 08:14 am)

Wait was the engine on??? Or were they just in the key receiver?
If the engine was ON, crap coulda happened that's scary.

+1 and what do you drive.

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Stokenut

Posted: November 7, 2009 09:09 am

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Must have been a watermelon and fried chicken festival out of town.

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They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".

XLord_CaimX

Posted: November 7, 2009 09:47 am

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wow you are lucky lol

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Rodney75

Posted: November 7, 2009 11:07 am

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Hey, glad nothing went wrong, but that was rather stupid lol.

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ThisIsUnique

Posted: November 7, 2009 12:23 pm

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Lolz
newbs get this first

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Indivi2you

Posted: November 7, 2009 12:50 pm

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KEYS ARE STILL NOT THERE

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Maxrobinsun

Posted: November 7, 2009 12:52 pm

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I suppose it is quite lucky.

Although tbh, I was totally expecting

"OH ****, i'v lost my keys"
Boss : "It's cool, you've been working hard, here take one of my spare cars"

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Rodney75

Posted: November 7, 2009 01:29 pm

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Lol Max, that's not RL.....

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Chimpy

Posted: November 7, 2009 02:12 pm

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QUOTE	Stokenut @ November 07, 2009 04:09 am)

Must have been a watermelon and fried chicken festival out of town.

That's terrible. It was a kool-aid festival.

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sgtswordfish

Posted: November 7, 2009 03:08 pm

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i leave my keys in the car unlocked if i'm running for 15-30 minutes.

i know i can't have my car stolen

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His Lordship

Posted: November 7, 2009 04:43 pm

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QUOTE	Chimp Guy0 @ November 07, 2009 02:12 pm)

QUOTE	Stokenut
	November 07, 2009 04:09 am

Must have been a watermelon and fried chicken festival out of town.

That's terrible. It was a kool-aid festival.

That is so nasty.
I really think every now and again these jokes are OK but it seems like its happening too much.

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rachellove9

Posted: November 7, 2009 05:59 pm

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QUOTE	His Lordship @ November 07, 2009 11:43 am)

QUOTE	Chimp Guy0
	November 07, 2009 02:12 pm

QUOTE	Stokenut
	November 07, 2009 04:09 am

Must have been a watermelon and fried chicken festival out of town.

That's terrible. It was a kool-aid festival.

That is so nasty.
I really think every now and again these jokes are OK but it seems like its happening too much.

I don't get it?? That was a joke? Maybe I'm glad I don't understand then. I like koolaide in lemon flavor.

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Thank you Garrett and Dallar.
“The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems
is the day you have stopped leading them.
They have either lost confidence that you can help them
or concluded that you do not care.
Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~

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VEPHYSAURAS

Posted: November 7, 2009 06:22 pm

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I blame that troll over there.

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Georgio9

Posted: November 7, 2009 07:04 pm

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QUOTE	rachellove9 @ November 07, 2009 05:59 pm)

QUOTE	His Lordship
	November 07, 2009 11:43 am

QUOTE	Chimp Guy0
	November 07, 2009 02:12 pm

QUOTE	Stokenut
	November 07, 2009 04:09 am

Must have been a watermelon and fried chicken festival out of town.

That's terrible. It was a kool-aid festival.

That is so nasty.
I really think every now and again these jokes are OK but it seems like its happening too much.

I don't get it?? That was a joke? Maybe I'm glad I don't understand then. I like koolaide in lemon flavor.

More of a stereotype than a joke but I still found it funny that it made it's way into this.

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Pyroclastic0

Posted: November 7, 2009 08:00 pm

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meh I left my keys in my bike and then the reception bloody stole them i would have found them like half an hour earlier if they had left them in the bike

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Renoldojr10

Posted: November 9, 2009 03:57 am

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QUOTE	Theevildead2 @ November 06, 2009 10:22 pm)

I'm trying to decide, does this make you lucky or stupid.

Keys go out of the ignition and into your pocket when you're not driving

Stupid haha, I'd feel like naked with the keys in my hand after I get out the car haha.

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