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Posted: November 17, 2009 09:35 pm  | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
     IRC Nickname: [Randy] Group: Raid Leader Posts: 5065 Member No.: 16 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 499    | So you think you had a hard childhood? Well Fuck you, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next store who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me. You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up. Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master. --------------------   | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 17, 2009 09:53 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: `Nath Group: Guest Posts: 1897 Member No.: 1873 Joined: May 11, 2009 Total Events Attended: 70 | Lmfao --------------------
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Posted: November 17, 2009 10:07 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: {Rene} Group: Guest Posts: 838 Member No.: 267 Joined: February 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 55 | I can think of far worse stories. Besides, pokemon sucks. --------------------  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 17, 2009 10:20 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: pminogue Group: Ex-Member Posts: 277 Member No.: 108 Joined: January 5, 2008 Total Events Attended: 50 | WOW like rly that owned lol i rofled when i got to the end, literally  it hurt, i hit the chair hard  --------------------  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 17, 2009 10:58 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: megajayson Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9246 Member No.: 423 Joined: April 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 216 | lols --------------------  This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! 7th Highest Overall for Wars Attended. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 18, 2009 12:56 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Majeic Group: Ex-Member Posts: 775 Member No.: 1671 Joined: January 28, 2009 Total Events Attended: 77 | Beastly. I love how Brock is a thirty year old Asian guy. --------------------    | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 18, 2009 01:31 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Mistah_Vince Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2235 Member No.: 233 Joined: February 14, 2008 Total Events Attended: 85 | ...I believe I have poopéd. --------------------   | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 18, 2009 04:57 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Lefty Group: Emeritus Posts: 3340 Member No.: 1055 Joined: June 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 211 | Source? --------------------      | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 18, 2009 12:24 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Sgtswordfish Group: Guest Posts: 1737 Member No.: 1758 Joined: March 9, 2009 Total Events Attended: 64 | the story of my life can be sumarize in a phrase... born and raised in hell =D godspeed and great story --------------------  Goals 2011  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 18, 2009 01:44 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Maths Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1855 Member No.: 54 Joined: December 31, 2007 Total Events Attended: 286 | I read it, got to the end, and read it again to see if it fitted in. I lol'd  --------------------  "Journeys are what brings us happiness, Not the destination." ~ Two time ex-raid leader of wg ~  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 18, 2009 02:34 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Owennnn Group: Emeritus Posts: 1447 Member No.: 37 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 55 | FUCKING COPY PASTA IS COPY PASTA. Troll more. -------------------- | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 18, 2009 03:16 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: ThisIsUnique Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1664 Member No.: 1417 Joined: October 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 141 | lolz --------------------   | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 18, 2009 10:44 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Sxe_Asher Group: Clan Friend Posts: 276 Member No.: 2130 Joined: November 14, 2009 Total Events Attended: 15 | hahaha i was crying towards the end lol -------------------- | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 18, 2009 10:51 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Bam Group: Emeritus Posts: 2762 Member No.: 131 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 111 | now why the fuck would you be telling us that? --------------------   | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 19, 2009 05:14 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | I saw it coming. Didn't know it was Pokemon though. Nicely done Pokemon nerd. --------------------   | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 19, 2009 01:13 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Kung_man149 Group: Higher Guardian Posts: 1054 Member No.: 2111 Joined: October 30, 2009 Total Events Attended: 79 | i caught them all am i a pokeeman nerd? -------------------- Taken❒ Single❒ Mad✔ <+Mark``> i think the brothers GF is going into labour <+Mark``> I WANNA WATCH YU-GI-OH   | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 19, 2009 05:09 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: rachellove Group: Council Posts: 6955 Member No.: 173 Joined: January 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 305 | lol I was thinking "who is this?" Then I read the last line and started to laugh. My husband will have to wear matching clothes and go out in public? OMG I would so become a hermit. --------------------  Thank you Garrett and Dallar. “The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help them or concluded that you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 20, 2009 12:21 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Kung_man149 Group: Higher Guardian Posts: 1054 Member No.: 2111 Joined: October 30, 2009 Total Events Attended: 79 |
*bang* -------------------- Taken❒ Single❒ Mad✔ <+Mark``> i think the brothers GF is going into labour <+Mark``> I WANNA WATCH YU-GI-OH | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: November 20, 2009 02:52 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Plano|Adam Group: Emeritus Posts: 1449 Member No.: 228 Joined: February 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 107 | lalalalal --------------------  "If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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