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 Worst Date Ever
Posted: December 13, 2009 07:39 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Kiwi011
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
 
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Posted: December 13, 2009 08:06 amTop
   
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LMFAO I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
 
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Posted: December 13, 2009 08:24 amTop
   
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Incredibly amazing.
 
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Posted: December 13, 2009 12:22 pmTop
   
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i have had the same dilemma, and posted a topic about it before.

luckily i could hold it long enough for the erection to go down

D:
 
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Posted: December 13, 2009 12:50 pmTop
   
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The fuck, that would NOT happen in real life, it seems so unnatural.

Why would she cry?
Would she really PULL OUT A KNIFE?
And would he still have an erection for that long lol...I would have lost mine when starting to panick about the fact that piss went on the floor/shit went on the floor.

That's ridiculous lol, and she shouldn't have forced herself into the toilet lol, always wait for them to finish w.e. the fuck they're doing in the toilet.

But yeah it is hard trying to pee in the morning when you have an erection.

~Abs

P.S. Was really funny though
 
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Posted: December 13, 2009 01:26 pmTop
   


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Shit happends. hash.png
 
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Posted: December 13, 2009 01:41 pmTop
   
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All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!! WTF?!?! The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and **** in her bathtub???? This is ****ing retarded (yes mad).
 
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Posted: December 13, 2009 03:19 pmTop
   


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wat
 
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Posted: December 13, 2009 04:02 pmTop
   


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Inb4breakup

Ah well. Better luck next time I guess?
 
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Posted: December 13, 2009 04:39 pmTop
   
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lol I posted a youtube video about a female that had issues on a first date.
 
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is the day you have stopped leading them.
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or concluded that you do not care.
Either case is a failure of leadership.”
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Posted: December 13, 2009 09:29 pmTop
   


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I don't think a date could go any worse than that. All the wrong things happened.
But man, that is an epic story and why would he even share this would people on bodybuilding.com of all places? It's a damn international body building site with thousands if members
 
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Posted: December 13, 2009 10:26 pmTop
   
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ROFL!
 
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Posted: December 13, 2009 10:30 pmTop
   
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lawl
 
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<+Mark``> i think the brothers GF is going into labour
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Posted: December 14, 2009 01:34 amTop
   
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That's so gross man..
 
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Posted: December 14, 2009 03:20 amTop
   
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Epic reading.

Link saved for future laughs
 
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Posted: December 14, 2009 03:40 amTop
   
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I don't want to believe this. If it is real, that is insane.
 
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Posted: December 14, 2009 02:19 pmTop
   
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aww shii kiwi, im a member of that forum too biggrin.gif
 
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Posted: December 14, 2009 03:18 pmTop
   
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Troll post is troll.
 
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Posted: December 15, 2009 03:01 pmTop
   


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He should've used the public. Poor dude.
 
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