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Posted: February 9, 2010 06:54 am  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137    | Ok, so here's the deal. Me and my neighbor are officially in a prank war. Here's a rundown of what's happened so far: Generally my neighbor is unable to find a spot to park his bike, so he just locks his front wheel to his bike frame. So I decided to hide his bike in random places near our door just to fuck with him. He retaliated by hiding my bike behind a bush. Which led to me hiding his bike a few more times. He then came retaliated again by locking his bike TO my bike, rendering my bike useless. I was able to get into his room and steal his spare key for his bike lock. Thankfully we both have the SAME bike lock. So I switched our locks. I also brought his bike into our dorm, and up onto our floor (second floor) and locked his bike to the balcony that is near our rooms. Since he didn't have my spare key, and I had his, and our locks were switched, I was able to get around fine, but he couldn't use his bike at all. On the way to my band rehearsal, I switched our locks AGAIN, but this time just so I could control his bike since I still have his spare key, and he has neither of mine. In any case, while I was at rehearsal he hid my mattress in our other neighbors room, but I found it about an hour after I got home. Currently I'm planning to take his bike somewhere random on campus and just leave it that, and give him a clue or something to help him find it. I responded by going into his bathroom locker and emptying out everything and storing it in my locker. I left him his pills and acne medicine because that would have been downright mean. So, any possible pranks are welcome. Main rules are: - No major fucking with expensive things (computers, phones, MP3s, iPods, etc.) - Can't utilise urine, feces, blood or vomit. Anything else must be sterile. --------------------   | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 07:07 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Squelchyfish Group: Emeritus Posts: 625 Member No.: 38 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 71 | Spam his irc! that will piss him off. --------------------   "Take lobsters because I don't want us to die" -HisLordship on WG pvp PKing, 26 April 2010. | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 07:08 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137 | LOL -------------------- | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 07:14 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: megajayson Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9246 Member No.: 423 Joined: April 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 216 | put his bike back, and his keys but take his tyres LOL --------------------  This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! 7th Highest Overall for Wars Attended. | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 07:16 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | clim on his rof liek da spidermen n den wen he go2 wlk out u poop on hs faise n den ye --------------------  24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 07:46 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137 | Lul. I have no tools, and I'm not THAT mean, lol. Also, he invited me into his room to show me to his other friends via video chat. While he was talking to them, I grabbed his bedsheets and walked out of his room and into mine without him noticing at all. So yeah, I suppose I should hide them somewhere. Or I could do something with them, either will do, haha. -------------------- | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 08:29 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Kwaichi Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1827 Member No.: 65 Joined: December 31, 2007 Total Events Attended: 119 |
rofl It looks like you are really bored doing such a things, rather start to play RS again .D atm i am traying to imagine Moose dancing like a spiders on someones roof  if i were you i would stop it asap till someone wont be hurted --------------------  | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 08:29 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Kiwi011 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3052 Member No.: 40 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 21 | put a boot on his car.....and LOL --------------------  | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 08:41 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137 | Freshman that are living in the dorms aren't allowed to have cars. Which is why I've basically taken his bike hostage. My lock on his bike, but he doesn't have my key. -------------------- | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 01:59 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | Take his tires and leave his tires someplace with a chalk outline around it and a little note with a placard saying "A" that says if you ever want to see your bike again you will deliver $1,000,000 in small denomination, non sequential, unmarked bills to this location  -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 06:00 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2447 Member No.: 114 Joined: January 8, 2008 Total Events Attended: 149 |
Duct tape the sheets over the door before he wakes up. Get a lot of packing peanuts and fill his shower with them. Spray all his clothes with a really girly type of perfume. Put ribbons & bows and make his bike all pretty pink when he's really got to use it and doesn't have time to take all that stuff off. -------------------- | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 08:07 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Chimpy Group: Banned Posts: 2521 Member No.: 1474 Joined: November 16, 2008 Total Events Attended: 133 | Flip everything in his dorm upside down or inside out. Or buy an angry tiger and tie his key around it's left nut and then put it in his room and leave a note saying "gl" --------------------    | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 08:15 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Fire Lion Sword Group: Emeritus Posts: 1189 Member No.: 103 Joined: January 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 3 | I like the girly perfume and upside-down furniture ideas. Buy a stack of pretty, cheap heart stickers and put them all over the frame of his bike. Make sure they're hard to take off. Thin, paper stickers can be a pain in the ass to get off--especially in clusters. -------------------- --------- 獅の炎 ----------  ----------- 忍☯者 ----------- | ||
Posted: February 9, 2010 09:24 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137 | I think I'll try the flipping upside down one later in the week. My plan currently is to take his bath towel, and soak it with water. Then while he's in class, sneak into his room and lay the towel across his bed, and put the covers over it so he doesn't notice. I'd prefer if he didn't realize until he was about to go to sleep, but he probably will notice before that. -------------------- | ||
Posted: February 10, 2010 02:28 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | Steal all his clothes and exchange em for girl clothes -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||
Posted: February 10, 2010 04:56 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Stokenut Group: Guest Posts: 2062 Member No.: 805 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 112 |
I'm afraid I cannot help you. -------------------- Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion. --- Challenge any creationist to a debate. They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs". I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research. I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs". | ||
Posted: February 10, 2010 05:30 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137 | Lol, well we're friends so we're not looking to actually damage anything. In any case, these are my current plans: - I've stolen his shampoo and other toiletries. I'm going to go buy some baby oil and dump it into his shampoo. He's got clear shampoo so I can't just dump in colors and stuff. - When he's gone, I'm going to hide his bike somewhere on campus and give him some clues as to where it is - long walk away. - When he's gone, I'm going to take all his clothes, or at least all his pants/underwear/t-shirts/socks and soak them. When they're all nice and wet, I'll bring them back to his room and place 1/4-1/2 of them in his bed, all spread out and the rest back into the drawers. Remember it's all still wet. - Another time, I plan on taking out his pillows and instead putting some condoms filled with water or something. - And if I feel like it, I'll put some shaving cream in his slippers. Any other ideas? -------------------- | ||
Posted: February 10, 2010 08:22 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Evil_9116 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 117 Member No.: 2222 Joined: February 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 11 | Roflmao, this made me laugh my ars off. I suggest putting a sort of Black Liquid into his Under wears, so when he wears them; HE GETS PWNED. --------------------  | ||
Posted: February 10, 2010 02:56 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | Put a condom in his pants or something so that it falls out. -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||
Posted: February 11, 2010 01:59 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2842 Member No.: 815 Joined: June 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 48 | No offense but this prank war sucks lmao all you guys are doing is hiding the others stuff. --------------------  | ||
Posted: February 11, 2010 04:39 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137 | Yeah, it's not meant to be intense, more like annoying as shit. Plus we can't do really big stuff because we live in the dorm, so if we fuck anything up we have to pay. And we've both got roommates. I would do stuff like tilt a container of water/soda on his door and then knock and run away so when he opens it, it drenches him but the door is on his roommate's side. I'd do stuff like cup (fill plastic cups with water/soda and cover the entire room) his room, but again his roommate would be affected. I don't really want to affect his roommate because he's not a part of this. -------------------- | ||
Posted: February 11, 2010 08:54 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Kiwi011 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3052 Member No.: 40 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 21 | disconnect the brakes to his bike, so when he tries to stop....uh o. -------------------- | ||
Posted: February 11, 2010 05:42 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 |
The goal isn't to kill him -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||
Posted: February 11, 2010 08:01 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Mickey Group: Emeritus Posts: 5305 Member No.: 48 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 282 | Cling film over his toilet pls. --------------------    | ||
Posted: February 11, 2010 08:21 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Bam Group: Emeritus Posts: 2762 Member No.: 131 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 111 | so like..all you did yet was hiding his bike somewhere and changing out the locks.............right? Jesus, use your imagination, get other people involved...like a girl, do it with some planning. --------------------  | ||
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