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Posted: April 9, 2008 12:57 am  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8    | GATHER MY GUINEA PIGS!  I have to have the final draft of this letter ready to submit in-class tomorrow morning instead of through the website by midnight. Such heretical misdirection will result in the great and sumptuous spilling of purple professor blood at the soonest opportunity, but for now I must play along with their silly rules. To arms!April 8, 2008 Ms. Sally E. Williams Association for Dental Health Practitioners 108 Morningside Drive New York, NY 10025 Greetings Ms. Sally E. Williams! I must say you've got one of the best jobs ever! You get to torture your patients and get paid with excellent health benefits and trips to France! What more could you want? To visit Salt Lake City! And we're the ones who will get you through such a harrowing ordeal of speeding greyhounds and messianic salt sticks. And we'll never let you get lost of mauled by a grizzly bear at any of our five national parks! Warranty guarantee does not cover unpredictable confrontations with enraged polar bears, however, so beware! Meetings America is more than able to meet all of your traveling needs, from booking the hotel to providing transportation from the moment you touch down at the SLC International Airport. While we've got your money in our pockets, you won't have to worry about a thing! We even place reservations to your favorite restaurants and provide professionally guided tours of our majestic city, which definitely the sodium chloride capital of the world! Preparing your convention in first-world techniques of discomfort easily falls within the walls of our abilities, which means it will be more comfortable for you than you can imagine! Meetings America has considerable experience in pulling off such events without the slightest hitch, and we take pride in our ability to make you so at ease that you don't even notice how much your pampering is costing your retirement savings! When it comes to sightseeing trips, Meetings America has got you covered!
Yours unerringly, Kathleen Barnes W.R. I'm soooo tempted to turn this in as the final draft.  --------------------  | ||
Posted: April 9, 2008 02:10 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Kiwi011 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3052 Member No.: 40 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 21 | if your serious heres some corrections- And we'll never let you get lost of mauled by a grizzly bear at any of our five national parks! isnt it lost or mauled? which definitely the sodium chloride capital of the world! which definitely is? Tours designed especially for before or after conventional events, for before or after sounds weird, think of something other than for if you use before next or it sounds weird, even if it is correct. You want writing to flow. But if it wasnt, i lol'ed tbh, if you do, i want a photocopy of the paper with the grade on it lol. --------------------  | ||
Posted: April 9, 2008 03:17 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | This is the final draft.  Wish I had time to work in some satire though. I might do it for another assignment; we have three more letters/memos to draft and submit and I could literally flunk one and still pass the course with an A. Might be worth manipulating.  April 8, 2008 Ms. Sally E. Williams Association for Dental Health Practitioners 108 Morningside Drive New York, NY 10025 Dear Ms. Williams Meetings America will be more than able to take care of all the details related to the convention you would like to hold in Salt Lake City this coming April. Unlike most agencies, Meetings America handles everything from transportation to reservations, as well as convention events and tours, which means your time spent with us will be as hassle free as possible! The professional and friendly staff at Meetings America has extensive experience, which will be entirely at your service. When it comes to sightseeing trips, Salt Lake City is definitely where you want to be. Through Meetings America, you will be able to choose from many wonderful possibilities which will allow you to effortlessly enjoy the beautiful wildlife and stunning natural wonders of the Pacific Midwest!
Sincerely Kathleen Barnes W.R. -------------------- | ||
Posted: April 10, 2008 01:23 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Kiwi011 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3052 Member No.: 40 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 21 |
um just a quick question.....is your name Kathleen? I thought u were a guy o.0....like first 4 months i was in wg i thought fairy was a girl... -------------------- | ||
Posted: April 10, 2008 03:26 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | No, that's the name of the president of Meetings America.  For this scenario I was an intern who wrote the letter for her to sign and send (W.R. are my initials at the bottom). -------------------- | ||
Posted: April 10, 2008 10:50 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Kiwi011 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3052 Member No.: 40 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 21 |
whew ok, i was scared i mistook another wg mem for the opposite sex....fail for me. -------------------- | ||
Posted: April 11, 2008 03:57 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2447 Member No.: 114 Joined: January 8, 2008 Total Events Attended: 149 |
This may be a little late.... but your initials at the bottom should be wr/KB Take it from some one who had to do that crap... And the boss gets all the credit for the wonderful job, when he did none of the work. -------------------- | ||
Ah yes, the forgotten deadline