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Posted: May 21, 2010 05:03 am  | |||
      IRC Nickname: megajayson Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9246 Member No.: 423 Joined: April 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 216    | So I needed to train my baby to learn not to do things i didnt like, hence, Jayson's line of Baby Training Devices! The first one, teaching your baby to not climb out of the crib:  Small shocks will shock the baby away from the wall (Bigger electricity sources are available if wanted) Second Item, the anti crying baby moniter:  The microphone will detect the decibel level of the babies cries, and once it reaches a certain decibal, pepper spray will be sprayed into the babies face (The pepper spray can be upgraded to bear mace if the baby doesnt learn). Also I have painted some smiley faces on the mobile to not scare the child. The third item, the self drinking system:  No longer do you have to be a slave of waking up in the middle of the night, and have the baby bite on your raw, sore nipples. Tequila can be swapped with bourban, vodka or for the weaker babies, breast milk. Ta-Da --------------------  This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! 7th Highest Overall for Wars Attended. | ||
Posted: May 21, 2010 05:05 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | Your a sick sick man. --------------------   | ||
Posted: May 21, 2010 05:05 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | seems legit --------------------  24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: May 21, 2010 06:57 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: [JC] Group: Emeritus Posts: 3320 Member No.: 23 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 147 | Do you do childcare as well? I'd like to book Zemus in if I can  --------------------  Old awards wat Most Mature & Most Honourable Most Dedicated|IRC Freak|Best Emeritus Placeholder lolz | ||
Posted: May 21, 2010 06:58 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 |
I halp -------------------- | ||
Posted: May 21, 2010 01:58 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | Wow you're so pro  -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||
Baby Training Devices