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 Mario is a dictator
 
Renegade3540
Posted: April 18, 2008 08:31 pmTop
   


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 Ah yes Mario we all know him from those games made by nintendo. He's the flag of nintend, Nintendos superhero.

But is he all that innocent as people think?

Lets do a close analysis. He's an Italian plumber. Thats the first thing that is wrong with Mario. How many ITalians that you know of become plumber? None, thats right Italians become women pick ups and jobs like that live the easy life. They don't become a plumber.

Then the Mustache. All the popular dicatators had a mustache. Hitler had it Fidel Castro had it. Same with the hat Fidel Castro wore a hat.

Now for his vest I couldn't find something for that first. Untill I turned on the television and I saw the Teletubbys. Right then I knew what his vest was he used the vest to try and cloud his dicatator style with a remark to a child program.

Then he also crushes Mushrooms and tortoises who did nothing wrong at all. So in reality Mario is an Italian dictator with a passionate hate for mushrooms and tortoises.

But then again when was the last time a tortoise did something for you. Also whats so special about mushrooms anyways? They taste like **** and they smell. Mario is trying to exterminate that.

So in the end Mario is my hero.
 
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Posted: April 18, 2008 09:16 pmTop
   
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 A well written essay, would read again. xD
 
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Zlatan83
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 Wtf have you been smoking sir?
 
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Jutila 94
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QUOTE (Zlatan83 @ April 18, 2008 09:21 pm)
Wtf have you been smoking sir?

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T Dwag
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 Come back when you're sober.




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QUOTE (Jutila 94 @ April 18, 2008 03:28 pm)
QUOTE (Zlatan83 @ April 18, 2008 09:21 pm)
Wtf have you been smoking sir?

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And he's probably smoking the mushrooms. omghash.gif.png
 
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Georgio9
Posted: April 19, 2008 07:29 amTop
   
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 As a member of the Italian community I am appauled at this load of ****.

I know plenty of Italians who don't live easy lives and actually work for their money. Plumbers maybe not, but brick layers, carpenters and such for sure.

I have a moustache at the moment mainly because I haven't shaved in a week but does that mean I'm a dictator?

Get your head out of your ass son.

I'd go on but I think your head is too dense to absord anything that I'd say.
 
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Bassism
Posted: April 19, 2008 09:55 amTop
   
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QUOTE (Georgio9 @ April 19, 2008 07:29 am)
As a member of the Italian community I am appauled at this load of ****.

I know plenty of Italians who don't live easy lives and actually work for their money. Plumbers maybe not, but brick layers, carpenters and such for sure.

I have a moustache at the moment mainly because I haven't shaved in a week but does that mean I'm a dictator?

Get your head out of your ass son.

I'd go on but I think your head is too dense to absord anything that I'd say.

It'sa me amario

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 What the hell . . . lol.
 
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 Ur stoopit ser.
 
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 lols i like
 
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QUOTE (Winddancir @ April 19, 2008 06:21 am)
QUOTE (Jutila 94 @ April 18, 2008 03:28 pm)
QUOTE (Zlatan83 @ April 18, 2008 09:21 pm)
Wtf have you been smoking sir?

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And he's probably smoking the mushrooms. omghash.gif.png

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Posted: April 20, 2008 05:20 pmTop
   


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QUOTE (Georgio9 @ April 19, 2008 02:29 am)
As a member of the Italian community I am appauled at this load of ****.

I know plenty of Italians who don't live easy lives and actually work for their money. Plumbers maybe not, but brick layers, carpenters and such for sure.

I have a moustache at the moment mainly because I haven't shaved in a week but does that mean I'm a dictator?

Get your head out of your ass son.

I'd go on but I think your head is too dense to absord anything that I'd say.

It is obvious you're way to easily offended.

You tell me I should get my head out of my ass? well maybe you should.

What I am putting up here is all in good fun and meant as a joke. If you are unable to see through that then maybe I'm not the one who should pull my head out of my ass. I'm trying to make a point by joking about things like dictatorship. Or stereotype Italians. Alot of people are way to negative these days.

I'm sure you'll take those last sentences in the wrong way.

Maybe you should learn to take a joke first. Before you start shouting Racism.
 
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