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Posted: November 12, 2010 04:22 am  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558    | Ok, let’s say for a second you were in a dark room. As you try to explore your surroundings, you hear background noise. It begins to gain volume, and in a matter of seconds it is right next to you. You begin to think “What’s that noise?” The voice suddenly becomes louder followed by a loud ripping noise. “What the hell is happening?” you think to yourself. You hear a man, well more of a teenager. His voice louder than anything you have ever heard, shakes the ground with each word. But you can’t make out the words. “I don’t understand a thing here” you are thinking to yourself. You see a light, slowly erupting from the ceiling. The light gets brighter and brighter; a giant dark mass comes in from above and begins moving around the room that you still have trouble seeing in. You are pressed up against a hard surface or many hard surfaces actually. The dark mass returns every 7 seconds to rummage around the room. You try to yell “Who are you?!”, but nothing comes out, only silence. The voice fades, but the dark mass remains in the constant 7 second raids. You feel yourself slowly lowering, as if the hard surface you are propped up against is beginning to diminish. 10 seconds pass, and the dark mass has not returned, “Maybe it’s gone?” you think. 15 more seconds pass as you are observing the light; you hear an ear shattering crackling noise, as the vast light closes rapidly. The room once again is silent, and pitch black. You begin to feel weary and tired, you doze off to sleep. You are awakened by another loud crackling noise, and the light once again returns. The dark mass reaches in and you feel yourself sink lower, and lower as the hand has reset its speed to 3 seconds every return. You start to slide backwards uncontrollably as you feel the room shake. You hear noise, another voice and you are then suddenly pushed forward as the room tilts and you get closer and closer into the light until you fall into the light. Landing hard on a rock hard surface along with giant masses hitting you. You pass out of restraint. And awake to what was a giant black mass, and see that it is peach colored. You frantically try to wiggle from its hold and fall, hitting the floor hard. You see peach colored mass pick you up and hear a loud voice but all you can hear is “It’s o_ay, five s_cond _ule”. You are thrown into a dark hole, and nearly drown from the gooey liquid inside. Suddenly, big white sharp rocks come down and smash you, break you and grind you into dust as you frantically cry for help. You slowly take one last breath as you close your eyes waiting for the white rocks to crush your face. It happens fast but the pain is far worse than what you imagined. You are dead. And that is the life of a puffy cheeto. --------------------  | ||
Posted: November 12, 2010 12:58 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Sean^ Group: Clan Ally Posts: 151 Member No.: 2339 Joined: August 1, 2010 Total Events Attended: 2 | wat. --------------------   ~ Elite (Council) of The Sabre Clan :: RuneFest 2010 Attendee ~ ~ Ex-Descendant Guardian :: Ex-Wilderness Guardian (2005-2006) ~ | ||
Posted: November 12, 2010 01:12 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | I knew something was up. Reading the first two paragraphs I thought I was a sperm. --------------------  | ||
Posted: November 12, 2010 05:22 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Kung_man149 Group: Higher Guardian Posts: 1054 Member No.: 2111 Joined: October 30, 2009 Total Events Attended: 79 |
LOL. -------------------- Taken❒ Single❒ Mad✔ <+Mark``> i think the brothers GF is going into labour <+Mark``> I WANNA WATCH YU-GI-OH   | ||
Posted: November 12, 2010 07:04 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: `Nath Group: Guest Posts: 1897 Member No.: 1873 Joined: May 11, 2009 Total Events Attended: 70 |
LMFAO This topic is now about sperm. --------------------
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Just imagine..