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Posted: November 26, 2010 09:32 am  | |||
     IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0    | Got one? Tell one. (P.S. It has to be a *bad* joke) I'll start. How do they celebrate Thanksgiving in Turkey? They don't. -------------------- | ||
Posted: November 26, 2010 10:29 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | WAT DID THE CAR SAY TO THE BRIDGE???? u make me cross --------------------  24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: November 26, 2010 11:52 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | So, this man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and his drinking habits are destroying his family. --------------------  | ||
Posted: November 26, 2010 03:19 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 |   --------------------  [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same | ||
Posted: November 26, 2010 03:53 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Outlaw Group: Emeritus Posts: 558 Member No.: 2055 Joined: September 12, 2009 Total Events Attended: 95 | Chuck Norris once defeated an entire basement of Korean teenagers in Starcraft. -End --------------------  Join date : June 2006 Left : March 2007 Rejoined : October 2009 Original DG Member Completed Goals : 99 Cooking, 99 Fishing, 99 Strength, 99 Attack, 99 Constitution, 99 Defence, 99 Ranged  | ||
Posted: November 27, 2010 04:20 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Good one, Chuck Norris jokes are always awful. Why was Josef Stalin afraid of flying in a plane? He was afraid the engines would begin stallin' and the plane would crash. -------------------- | ||
Posted: November 30, 2010 04:07 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sum41xx Group: Emeritus Posts: 630 Member No.: 102 Joined: January 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | How long is a Chinese Man? ...O wait, I spelt it wrong, Hoa Long is a Chinese Man... It's a statement, not a joke Knock knock Who's there?  who? I'm good at making bad jokes. 100% of the time I'm effective at making bad jokes 60% of the time. --------------------   Proud WG member since December 2003 | ||
Posted: November 30, 2010 09:20 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at him. How do you8 wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-her-face!!!! --------------------  | ||
Posted: November 30, 2010 06:53 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 | The largest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan Island , but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other:"You stay here; I'll go on a head." I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said; "Keep off the grass." The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. A backward poet writes inverse. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine . A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!" Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive." Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. -------------------- [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same | ||
Posted: November 30, 2010 09:36 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Ex-Member Posts: 62 Member No.: 1251 Joined: August 5, 2008 Total Events Attended: 37 | Keanu For Counsil!!!!!!!! --------------------  | ||
Posted: November 30, 2010 09:37 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: WizardOfGod Group: Banned Posts: 808 Member No.: 2429 Joined: October 13, 2010 Total Events Attended: 40 |
LOLOLOOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLO --------------------  Finally the #1 fisher in WG :) Wilderness Guardian's Top Fighters F2P Safe- Levylov F2P Dangerous- Levylov P2P Hybridding- Ching P2P Dangerous- Ching P2P Safe- Levylov Wanna take these ranks down join the 1v1 ladder! http://www.wildernessguardians.com/forum/i...showtopic=22029 | ||
Posted: December 1, 2010 12:16 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Haligonian Group: Ex-Member Posts: 121 Member No.: 2444 Joined: November 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 21 | What did the chick say to it's mom when she laid an orange? Look what marmalade.  --------------------
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Posted: December 1, 2010 02:34 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | What did the priest say to the little boy? "Don't forget to say your prayers every night." -------------------- | ||
Posted: December 1, 2010 02:55 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | Brilliant jokes! lol  -------------------- | ||
Posted: December 1, 2010 04:56 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra -------------------- | ||
Posted: December 2, 2010 10:02 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | i thought this was relevant [20:58] <fx> A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge." -------------------- 24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: December 6, 2010 04:01 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Garrett_xD Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 1316 Member No.: 2159 Joined: November 28, 2009 Total Events Attended: 132 | LOLOLOLOL How many mooses does it take to get a mus none theres no U. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL this is your response.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL --------------------  | ||
Posted: December 6, 2010 04:57 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | haha -------------------- | ||
Posted: December 7, 2010 12:14 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 6 Member No.: 2477 Joined: December 6, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | question mark on his face? -------------------- | ||
Posted: December 9, 2010 03:51 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Kcross|RDC Group: Banned Posts: 2535 Member No.: 1723 Joined: February 16, 2009 Total Events Attended: 202 |
IT'S ROB! -------------------- Kcross73 – KevCross – Kevin Proud Trial Guardian: December 24, 2009 – January 10, 2010 Proud Guardian: January 10, 2010 – February 13, 2010 Proud Event Leader: February 13, 2010 – November 27, 2010 Proud Council: November 27, 2010 – July 5, 2011 | ||
Posted: April 27, 2011 06:42 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: objectivists Group: Ex-Member Posts: 119 Member No.: 2575 Joined: January 29, 2011 Total Events Attended: 8 | Omg lol... Lame but u read a few and start out laughing............. ........ ....... ........ ..... ........ ....... ...... ....... ........ ..... ........ ....... ...... ....... ........ ..... ........ ....... ...... NOT. -------------------- My Time Zone is Singapore GMT +8. You can take it that i will not attend any wars which collide with my university education, meaning 1am-6pm Mondays til Saturdays. | ||
Posted: April 27, 2011 08:19 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayshow Group: Higher Guardian Posts: 733 Member No.: 2584 Joined: February 6, 2011 Total Events Attended: 41 | Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts Taken from biology textbook... Lolol When Is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway --------------------
3rd for Heavens Slayer Challenge :) All join WG Asia Unit <3 | ||
Posted: April 27, 2011 01:02 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Dallar Group: Event Leader Posts: 1899 Member No.: 1957 Joined: July 16, 2009 Total Events Attended: 137 | All the children ran out of the burning school Except for Matt the spastic - He skipped school that day. --------------------  Click me if you need cheering up - I guarantee happiness will blossom | ||
Posted: April 28, 2011 08:02 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Ret[Keith] Group: Emeritus Posts: 2049 Member No.: 86 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 82 | I'll make up one on the spot based off of an irl conversation Why don't rocks make good boyfriends? They always take everything for granite -------------------- Best Firemaker in WG no lie   <--- rofl1st joined WG: October 18th, 2005. Ex-WG mod, OPH winner  ^My original idea (U GOIN DOWN TWIZ)^ 189th person to get "100" firemaking Hash Unit, Tun Unit, C-Unit    | ||
Posted: April 28, 2011 08:21 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: levylov Group: Ex-Member Posts: 75 Member No.: 2642 Joined: March 26, 2011 Total Events Attended: 9 | What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint! -------------------- | ||
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