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Posted: June 3, 2008 05:10 pm  | |
    IRC Nickname: Group: Guests Posts: Member No.: 0 Joined: January 1, 1970 Total Events Attended: 1    | 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. -------------------- |
Posted: June 3, 2008 05:12 pm | |
  IRC Nickname: Yingy Group: Clan Friend Posts: 2205 Member No.: 27 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 21 | Lmfao -------------------- Friend's Forver The Long Road Ahead - 91/99 Prayer   |
Posted: June 3, 2008 06:39 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Kiwi011 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3052 Member No.: 40 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 21 | LMFAO --------------------  |
Posted: June 3, 2008 06:57 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Bam Group: Emeritus Posts: 2762 Member No.: 131 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 111 | LOLOL  --------------------   |
Posted: June 3, 2008 07:04 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Mickey Group: Emeritus Posts: 5305 Member No.: 48 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 282 | HAHAHAHA --------------------    |
Posted: June 3, 2008 07:08 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Zlat Group: Clan Friend Posts: 2781 Member No.: 9 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 60 | LOLOOL --------------------   |
Posted: June 3, 2008 07:48 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Crucio01 Group: Clan Friend Posts: 162 Member No.: 750 Joined: June 2, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | ***1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. *** That is extreamly funny =] --------------------   |
Posted: June 3, 2008 07:48 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Mistah_Vince Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2235 Member No.: 233 Joined: February 14, 2008 Total Events Attended: 85 | OWNED, LOL. --------------------   |
Posted: June 4, 2008 09:26 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | AHAHAHAHAH perfect ending xD -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=-  W I N N I N G |
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