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Posted: June 12, 2008 01:48 pm  | |
      IRC Nickname: Jaxx Group: Ex-Member Posts: 365 Member No.: 109 Joined: January 5, 2008 Total Events Attended: 2    | Surprised theres not already a topic tbh. POST SOME JOKES Be they bad. rude, nasty or plain outrageous. Post em _______________________________ Reacon if steve irwin would of put sun cream on he would of been protected from the rays? _______________________________ What has 8 legs and makes all women scream? Gang rape  _______________________________ Whats the difference between the pope and maddie? Pope died a virgin :x Post away! --------------------    |
Posted: June 12, 2008 02:06 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2842 Member No.: 815 Joined: June 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 48 | An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!! --------------------  |
Posted: June 12, 2008 05:46 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Kiwi011 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3052 Member No.: 40 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 21 | A man walked into a bar......he died. What did god say when he made the first black man? O shit I burnt one. --------------------  |
Posted: June 12, 2008 06:39 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guests Posts: Member No.: 0 Joined: January 1, 1970 Total Events Attended: 1 | I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.!! -------------------- |
Posted: June 14, 2008 12:30 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Jaxx Group: Ex-Member Posts: 365 Member No.: 109 Joined: January 5, 2008 Total Events Attended: 2 | Why was the lion lost? Cos da-jungle is massive Say that with an ali g ring to it and its the funniest thing ive ever heard -------------------- |
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