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"You are a Wilderness Guardian. That northern wasteland; that land of blood, desolation and death is your dominion. Tonight we are going home."
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Posted: June 13, 2008 04:56 pmTop
   
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CNN Breaking News
Only a few hours ago CNN received reports of a mass assault upon a London business office. Offices belonging to the gaming company JaGeX have been sieged as nine teenagers invaded the offices and manually destroyed the gaming servers. Police have been summoned to the scene and are negotiating with the teenagers.

Officer Niel Burkely reports, "The leader of the group is an Asian with an Australian accent, responding only to the name His Lordship. Our negotiations with him thus far are becoming increasingly complicated, as it is believed there are hostages inside the building."

This is the second time that the 20-year-old man was seen with his colleagues inside the building. Security cameras recorded the teenagers inside the building before activating the disabled toilet alarm in January of this year.

It is currently unclear as to what the demands are. JaGeX employees dedicated to their online game Runescape have passed comment that it may be a result of an earlier update which removed the wilderness, putting "His Lordship" and his colleagues, referred to as "The Wilderness Guardians" out of business. Identification experts are currently tracing the teenagers real identities.

Bags of tea were found alight outside the building. It is believed that the teenagers had attempted to smoke the tea mistakenly, thinking it was weed. This may have been what triggered the anger which is currently being demonstrated inside the offices.

4:25pm, June 13 2008
London

 
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Posted: June 13, 2008 04:57 pmTop
   
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Posted: June 13, 2008 04:58 pmTop
   
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Lawl


 
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Now back to the good part!

Posted: June 13, 2008 04:58 pmTop
   
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LOL
 
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"It is our direction, not our intentions, that lead us to our destinations."

Posted: June 13, 2008 04:58 pmTop
   


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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha. Good one Eugene!!
 
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Posted: June 13, 2008 04:59 pmTop
   
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Rofl Lordy, your fucked.
 
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Posted: June 13, 2008 04:59 pmTop
   
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you spelt jagex wrong

failure

stupid tea bags and his addiction to weed
 
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Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!



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Posted: June 13, 2008 04:59 pmTop
   


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LMFAO!
 
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Posted: June 13, 2008 05:00 pmTop
   
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GF Jagex tongue.gif
 
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Posted: June 13, 2008 05:01 pmTop
   


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LMAO, journalism.
 
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Posted: June 13, 2008 05:01 pmTop
   
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LMAO nice story lordy tongue.gif

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Posted: June 13, 2008 05:02 pmTop
   
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ROFL LMFAO
 
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Posted: June 13, 2008 05:16 pmTop
   
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
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Posted: June 13, 2008 05:35 pmTop
   
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Well, it was fun while it lasted.
 
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Posted: June 18, 2008 07:29 pmTop
   
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Posted: June 19, 2008 02:22 amTop
   
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Gud fake
 
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Posted: June 19, 2008 03:41 amTop
   


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/amused
 
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Posted: June 19, 2008 12:45 pmTop
   


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ROFL Good laugh geney boy
 
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Posted: June 20, 2008 07:46 amTop
   
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Lol this was pretty funny..tehehehe
 
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Posted: June 20, 2008 07:57 amTop
   
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you forgot the man that only responds to "His_Lordship" is dressed in a panda costume and wearing a ducksheets as a cape.
 
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Posted: June 20, 2008 01:09 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Kiwi011 @ June 20, 2008 02:57 am)
you forgot the man that only responds to "His_Lordship" is dressed in a panda costume and wearing a ducksheets as a cape.

lmao yeah the ducky sheet be a good touch
 
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Thank you Garrett and Dallar.
“The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems
is the day you have stopped leading them.
They have either lost confidence that you can help them
or concluded that you do not care.
Either case is a failure of leadership.”
~~Colin Powell ~~

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Posted: June 21, 2008 01:39 amTop
   


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Confucious saids you go to jail bad boy
 
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Posted: June 23, 2008 11:39 pmTop
   
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you had me there for the first paragraph. but as soon as i saw "his lordship" in it, i knew something fishy was going on.
 
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