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 my life goals that will come true someday maybe
 
Kiwi011
Posted: February 15, 2008 01:23 amTop
   
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 here is my conversation with man with a first name dale, last name james and a w after for no reason


as you can see im bored but this is my lifegoal somewhat bit not really kind of and stuff. HOR PLZ--have fun reading hash.pnghash.png btw no racism is meant in any part....it just made since to put there cuz thats how the world works.

[WG] Dalejamesw says:
Kiwi
[WG] Dalejamesw says:

Kiwi says:
sup dude
Kiwi says:

[WG] Dalejamesw says:
get ps3
[WG] Dalejamesw says:

Kiwi says:
no way to sexpensive, not enough good games
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
getting xbox?
Kiwi says:
probably....but not for a while.....i still somehow have to make $700 for airsoft gear......3000 for a car....
Kiwi says:
then comes xbox lol
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
cool
Kiwi says:
im a poor mofo that needs a job....or rich parents....
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
lol
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
where do u work
Kiwi says:
nowhere atm, used to work at an oil gage making shop, but then i quit cuz of grades going down.....now im probably gonna apply for the pizza place down the road.....
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
i like pizzzzzzzzzzzzza
Kiwi says:
minimum wage ftw ehh? not really
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
=[
Kiwi says:
$7.02 an hour suks
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
hmm
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
become a chinese gp farmer ?
Kiwi says:
LMAO not really that would suck....but 6 months working at a pizza place isnt going to be fun....
Kiwi says:
maybe ill start pickpocketing the people at the mall....not the uberbig guys tho....the stupid teenagers like me and the stupid people in the bathrooms....thats gud money prolly lol
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
Lollllllllll
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
or be a hobo
Kiwi says:
never go to the bathroom in a mall.....pickpocket heaven
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
with a trumpet
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
and a bucket
Kiwi says:
lol hobos rule.....and id get a one man band set
Kiwi says:
old school dishwash board, something hooking a harmonica to my mouth, a drumset for when i move my elbow and a guitar i play with my toes
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
l00000l
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
Toes
Kiwi says:
people would give me money to stop or i can just go to the intersection of a street and say homeless and need money/food for me and kid brother to make it to columbia to join the drug trade
Kiwi says:
o **** i can be one of those arms dealers like nicolas cage was in that one movie whos name i cant remember
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
Lmao
Kiwi says:
and deal to africans and take their diamonds, then buy myself a country and be like yo dog **** you, im the dictator of Kiwisown, a brand new country!
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
Kiwisown LOL
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
can i join
Kiwi says:
ya u can, or would it be better if i named it Pedoisland and put a picture of Lordy on the front of it.....so when you google search my country you come up with lordys face in a panda suite looking at a small kid in a corner
Kiwi says:
that would be 1337
[WG] Dalejamesw says:

Kiwi says:
ok i got it, im going to get rich off the columbian drug trade, then become an arms dealer for the african cival wars and stuff. Get rich, bymyself a **** load of guns and stuff. Hire the illegal mexicans and asians in texas and california, invade New Guini and we call it......Pedotopia and the flag will have the picture of Lordy and a panda in the background. And all my illegal friends will be
Kiwi says:
legal and get gud paying jobs and i be a rich country
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
LMAO
Kiwi says:
with 1000million minimum wage jobs
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
you have seriously lost it
Kiwi says:
lol.....dude i think i can do this
Kiwi says:
if im an arms dealer i get free guns!!!
Kiwi says:
NONONO i will invade switzerland!!!
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
LOL
Kiwi says:
or I could invade Iraq and rename myself Osama ben Kiwi
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
LMAO
Kiwi says:
i got this....
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
what you been smoking
Kiwi says:
When i take the country over im gonna b like HAI, THIS WAS MY LIFE DREAM CUZ A GUY NAMED DALEJAMES ASKED ME WHAT WAS UP AND TO GET A PS3 AND I WAS LIKE IM GONNA FUCKING TAKE OVER THE FUCKING WORLD YOU BITCH I DONT NEED A FUCKING PS3
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
LOL
Kiwi says:
i havent smoked pot since lent started dude, or drank im a gud boy
Kiwi says:
but yea i fucking rock.....when you cheak the news in 10 years daily and one day see a new country pop up on the map your gonna be like woah....that motherfucker wasnt lieing......damn i wish i was that cool
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
u are that cool
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
u have a mouse with a sniper rifle ffs
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
Cat*
Kiwi says:
then you can email me and be like yo dude, i want in and ill belike ok YOUR THE FUCKING VICE DICTATOR SON.
Kiwi says:
yep btw FIST IS A VERB

[WG] Dalejamesw says:
Lol
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
go make a pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza for me
Kiwi says:
im sorry but i cant get it to you within 30mins so sorry lol no can do, i need money, cant lose it tbh
Kiwi says:
saving up for my conquer the world fund
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
im going bed
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
dont kill anyone
Kiwi says:
i wont lol, i have to much in my futre to go to jail
Kiwi says:
Here i come world LOOK OUT

[WG] Dalejamesw says:

Kiwi says:
stop smoking hash bud, hash killz
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
someone just went sweet dreams
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
so i said boobies
Kiwi says:
o.0 get stoke in here and it will be a party you wont forget lol
[WG] Dalejamesw says:
lool
Kiwi says:
........im temped to put this into HOR section of forums under "my life goals that will come true someday".....
Kiwi says:
and conversations with man with a firstname dale, last name james and a w after for no reason




so you think my goal to make myself a country and then take over the world will succeed?


P.s- You think this is a good quote for my senior year yearbook? "FIST IS A VERB"
whadayathink?
 
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ArSeNaLfAn32
Posted: February 15, 2008 03:00 amTop
   
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 /me scratches imaginary beard.
O rly?
Tbh its too long. I get bored after reading like 2 paragraphs.
 
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Pazenon
Posted: February 15, 2008 02:08 pmTop
   
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Sygelig
Posted: February 15, 2008 03:48 pmTop
   


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Reticked
Posted: February 16, 2008 06:51 amTop
   
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 Get PS3
 
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Eregion2
Posted: February 16, 2008 04:10 pmTop
   
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 Hehehe... Osama ben Kiwi woeh.gif
 
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Lady Myrna
Posted: February 16, 2008 04:17 pmTop
   


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Mickey
Posted: February 16, 2008 04:20 pmTop
   
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 /Me didn't read it all, it was too long! GL on your goals though mate!
 
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Dalejamesw
Posted: February 16, 2008 04:25 pmTop
   
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Samurai-JM
Posted: February 19, 2008 06:59 pmTop
   
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 lmfao read it all plx

I was in art class when i saw this, had to fight myself from LOLing xD
 
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Kiwi011
Posted: February 19, 2008 11:06 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Samurai-JM @ February 19, 2008 06:59 pm)
lmfao read it all plx

I was in art class when i saw this, had to fight myself from LOLing xD

glad you liked it tbh, especially that it was in school, makes me know this post went to good use.

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holykier
Posted: February 21, 2008 10:20 pmTop
   


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 I want in,

Holykier for Third in command?

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Zlatan83
Posted: February 21, 2008 11:27 pmTop
   
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 what the hell have you too been smoking , without giving me some? hash.png
 
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Loze Ernst
Posted: February 21, 2008 11:57 pmTop
   


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QUOTE (Maddness990 @ February 16, 2008 11:20 am)
/Me didn't read it all, it was too long! GL on your goals though mate!

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