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 The thing you'd least want to hear..., during coitus
Posted: August 27, 2008 08:37 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Nirvanas
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"I do get some pleasure, all in all the operation went quite well"

"We can NOT tell mum and dad."

"The vindaloo was a bad choice"

I was trying to not say any TOO obvious ones, but you get the idea.

POST NOW.

sorry if its too rude ^.^

xxx
 
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Safe as fuck mate, safe as fuck

Posted: August 27, 2008 08:38 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Owennnn
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Joined: December 30, 2007
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"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"whoops, wrong hole"
 
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Posted: August 27, 2008 08:40 pmTop
   
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sorry I couldn't tell that was your face.

 
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Thank you Garrett and Dallar.
“The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems
is the day you have stopped leading them.
They have either lost confidence that you can help them
or concluded that you do not care.
Either case is a failure of leadership.”
~~Colin Powell ~~

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Posted: August 27, 2008 08:41 pmTop
   
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lol
 
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Safe as fuck mate, safe as fuck

Posted: August 27, 2008 09:53 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Mickey
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Err, I dun get this, but Liam asked me how to go potty so pfft.

"These korean meat balls really are the dogs bollcoks" If that's one hash.png
 
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Posted: August 27, 2008 10:17 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie
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whats coitus?
 
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Posted: August 27, 2008 10:37 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Sithofwookie @ August 27, 2008 10:17 pm)
whats coitus?

Sex.
 
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Posted: August 28, 2008 12:05 amTop
   
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"You're almost as good as your dad"

"Hope you don't mind the camera, its for training purposes"

"That'll be $20"
 
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Posted: August 28, 2008 01:47 amTop
   
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"Hope you like herpes."
"Pfft, I thought you knew that a special surprise meant AIDS."
"blghghghghghgh" (her vomiting all over you during oral sex)
"Sorry if its bloody, I just had my period."
 
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Posted: August 28, 2008 01:51 amTop
   
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POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
 
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Posted: August 28, 2008 05:26 pmTop
   


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Are you done yet?
 
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Posted: August 28, 2008 05:39 pmTop
   
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This is after coitus but still pretty funny.

"Sam, I have something to tell you"
"What Sarah?"
"I'm pregnant?"
"You're wha.... FAALCONNN PUNNCHHHHH"
 
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Posted: August 28, 2008 06:18 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Arsenalfan32 @ August 27, 2008 08:47 pm)
"Hope you like herpes."
"Pfft, I thought you knew that a special surprise meant AIDS."
"blghghghghghgh" (her vomiting all over you during oral sex)
"Sorry if its bloody, I just had my period."

Come again? ohmy.gif
 
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Posted: August 28, 2008 06:50 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Pyroclastic0
Group: Elite Guardian
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is it in yet?
ring ring ring ring bananaphone
 
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Best pker + most mature summer awards 2011

Posted: August 28, 2008 08:52 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Indivi2you
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"I'm sleeping, you can keep going aslong as you don't wake me up"
 
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The First, The Last, and the Only ~FLO
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. ~Michael Jordan
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Posted: August 28, 2008 09:05 pmTop
   
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"good job. now wheres my money?"
 
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