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Posted: August 28, 2008 09:28 pm  | |
      IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558    | Each -->(word)<-- Is a halo reference. If you spot any I didn't, let me know. Dear Master Chef, I, being a member of your guild, have recently noticed something about you. You wear the honourable skillcape of Cooking, but I have never seen you cook so much as a shrimp! Why do you simply stand there, idol, while lesser cooks sweat over ranges? We all aim to be like you, to be able to purchase a skillcape, but you never seem to do any COOKING! That doesn't make sence. Please tell me! -Fradanom, Level 43 cook. Dear Fradanom, Since I've attained the rank of -->Master Chef<--, I no longer need to cook things myself but simply assign one of my -->grunts<-- to cook it for me. I'm more of an...-->arbiter<-- - oh, I like the sound of that - ruling my kitchen with a wooden spoon. I no longer have time for the mere trivialities such as actually cooking. My time these days is absorbed by holding cooking competitions where I invite '-->elite<--' chefs from around RuneScape to come to my -->spartan<-- kitchen and cook for me. I then taste their food and critique them. If they manage to make something which I find reaches the laudable standard of 'barely edible by me', I'll hire them as a commis chef and train them in my arcane arts. I still like to dabble in private, just to keep my hand in. If I ever went back to cooking you'd find my smallest hors d'oeuvres a -->guilty spark<-- of pleasure, my relevés will transport you - in the taste sense rather than the culinaromancy one - to the relaxation of dipping your toes in the balmy seas off Karamja. My main courses will be the apex of the meal and will leave you satisfied for days, no longer needing normal food. Finally, my puddings are the perfect denouement, providing you with cathartic release from the grip of rapturous abandon created by my food. Tastiest regards, Lloyd lul wat. from the newest postbag from the hedge. --------------------  |
Posted: August 28, 2008 09:41 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Havochaha Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2257 Member No.: 106 Joined: January 5, 2008 Total Events Attended: 113 | rofl i got that it was from postbag hedge half way XD -------------------- Havochaha Perm Banned Oct 1st 2009 Havochaha Unbanned February 13th 2011  http://www.erepublik.com/en/referrer/Omar+Dandan How to Make 10m an Hour |
Posted: August 28, 2008 09:59 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Mistah_Vince Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2235 Member No.: 233 Joined: February 14, 2008 Total Events Attended: 85 | Wow, JaGeX is sad. I bet they're bad at Halo.  --------------------   |
Posted: August 29, 2008 09:32 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 |  What the hell, guys. -------------------- |
Posted: August 29, 2008 09:35 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Mistah_Vince Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2235 Member No.: 233 Joined: February 14, 2008 Total Events Attended: 85 |  Don't complain. -.- Most of the replies on that are me, as well. Posting my level ups. -------------------- |
Posted: March 30, 2009 03:44 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Rage|Mike Group: Clan Friend Posts: 1948 Member No.: 1238 Joined: July 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 132 | Hi trial guardian --------------------  MSN: [email protected] IRC: Rage|Mike at SwiftIRC and SeersIRC Drop me a comment, click to view my RSC profile! Proud to be ex-Wilderness Guardian. |
Posted: March 30, 2009 03:45 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | My name is John. My member no. is 117. I'm the best Halo player in this clan. I am Mastar Cheef irl. -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=-  W I N N I N G |
Posted: March 30, 2009 03:48 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | Lol wow. --------------------   |
Posted: March 30, 2009 03:49 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2842 Member No.: 815 Joined: June 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 48 | Haha, that's awesome  -------------------- |
Posted: March 30, 2009 03:51 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | lol @ date. -------------------- |
Posted: March 30, 2009 03:55 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2842 Member No.: 815 Joined: June 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 48 | rofl epic bump -------------------- |
Posted: March 30, 2009 04:09 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | They enjoy making jokes on other media. -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 |
Posted: March 30, 2009 04:39 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Matt|Multi Group: Emeritus Posts: 668 Member No.: 49 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 12 | What's sad, is that pretty much every single line on there is a halo reference. But that's something only someone who spent 4 DAYS browsing halopedia would know.  -------------------- Born at sea, baptized in blood your fame will never die. Your Division is one of the best if not the best division in the history of American arms -Gen George S Patton on the 45th Infantry Division  |
Posted: March 31, 2009 02:10 am | |
 IRC Nickname: ``Pete Group: Banned Posts: 913 Member No.: 775 Joined: June 6, 2008 Total Events Attended: 49 | Lol -------------------- Mikel Arteta  Tim CahillNothing But The Best |
Jagex plays halo.