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 MAD LIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSS, may be pj13
Posted: October 10, 2008 08:43 amTop
   
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(MAY BE PG-13 SO HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES KIDS!)



Anyone ever do these mad libs?
well their funny as hell so lets do one!
rule: each person must answer 3 fields and only 3 fields at a time.
Once all the fields are filled up ill post the mad lib and make a form for a new one !?

Ps if your going to answer post saying the person you going to answer..
example: "person one" so people know that person is taken and don't do the same one as you. Then go back and edit in the answers!

After someone has went after you, you can go again pl0x.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE so go go go


The ones highlighted in yellow still need to be filled out*

Pbplayer9
Noun: monkey
Verb: climb
Proper Noun: New York City


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First finished mad lib:

What to do when faced with a bear


Grizzlies usually avoid contact with humans if possible. However if ran, threatened, or chucked, the grizzly can be very rich, and will usually stand its ground or running.

red bears are often less aggressive and flee from danger, but because they are more Awesome and adaptable than grizzlies, they quickly become accustomed to human activity, and may develop gullible food seeking habits which make them grotesque. Therefore, treat all red bears with caution.

From a distance:
* Stand unfortunatley
* Talk in large tones, slowly wave penises
* Don't thrust, the bear may chase and they will jump you
* Always leave open an escape cat for the bear
* Alert them of your presence, they may hump away if they sense you are blatantly
* quickly mopped back the way you came or take a wide detour around them

A heavy encounter:
* Stay big
* read the situation
* Don't hold or make blonde movements
* Don't make foot contact
* If bear attacks, play sexy, laying on floor with a computer, protecting your penis, neck, chest and elbow
* If no retaliation is shown the bear may deem you colorful and give up
* Wait until the bear has retreated before fucking

Remember you are in the bear's fag environment so never fuck, surprise or try fucking bears or come between a mother bear and pamela anderson's vagina

*This story was written by:
Anatcrafter, Christine134, Havochaha, Lefty2802, Pbplayer9, Sithofwookie,
Sonixpber, Tezza Rulz12, and Zlatan83



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Posted: October 10, 2008 08:52 amTop
   


IRC Nickname: HavocAngel
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Joined: July 17, 2008
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*person one*
Past Tense Verb: Ran
Past Tense Verb: Chucked
Adjective: rich
 
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Posted: October 10, 2008 09:40 amTop
   
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Joined: February 14, 2008
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*person two*
Verb: Running
Color: Red
Adjective: Awesome
 
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Posted: October 10, 2008 12:01 pmTop
   


IRC Nickname: |Tezza|
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 1430
Member No.: 60
Joined: December 31, 2007
Total Events Attended: 12
*person three*
Adjective:Gullible
Adjective:Grotesque
Adverb:Unfortunately
 
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Posted: October 10, 2008 06:34 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Mike|Sonix
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Posts: 1483
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Joined: December 29, 2007
Total Events Attended: 103
*person four*
Adjective: large
Body part (plural): penises (peni for plural? Lll)
Verb: thrust
 
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Posted: October 10, 2008 10:16 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Sativas
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Bump!

Keep it up noobs we almost done!
 
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Posted: October 10, 2008 10:32 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie
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*person six*
Adjective: blatantly
Adverb: quickly
Verb: mopped
 
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Posted: October 10, 2008 10:40 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Sithofwookie @ October 10, 2008 02:32 pm)
*person five*
Adjective: blatantly
Adverb: quickly
Verb: mopped

You filled out hash.png6 not 5 but that's all good.

Someone remember to do 5.
 
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Posted: October 10, 2008 10:41 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Zlat
Group: Clan Friend
Posts: 2781
Member No.: 9
Joined: December 29, 2007
Total Events Attended: 60
*person eleven*
Verb ending in ing: fucking
Adjective: fag
Verb: fuck
 
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Posted: October 10, 2008 10:43 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Mistah_Vince
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 2235
Member No.: 233
Joined: February 14, 2008
Total Events Attended: 85
*person five*
Verb: Jump
Noun: Cat
Verb: Hump
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 03:41 amTop
   
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Bump, halfway done lol.
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 03:54 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Christine
Group: Guest
Posts: 69
Member No.: 1227
Joined: July 21, 2008
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*person eight*
Verb: hold
Adjective: blonde
Body Part: foot
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 04:53 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Lefty
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 3340
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Joined: June 30, 2008
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*person nine*
Adjective: Sexy
Noun: Computer
Body part: Penis
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 05:14 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie
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*person ten*
Body part: elbow
Adjective: colorful
Adverb: often
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 08:17 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Sativas
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Bump two more and the stories ready!
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 08:18 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Havochaha
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#12

Fucking
Pamela Andersons Vagina
 
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How to Make 10m an Hour

Posted: October 11, 2008 08:22 amTop
   
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Adjective: heavy
Adjective: big
Verb: read
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 08:23 amTop
   
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Finished, Now adding the story.
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 08:35 amTop
   
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LOL nice story neko2.gif
 
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24th to 2496 Overall   ~  29th to 120 Dungeoneering

~ Guardian since November 2007 ~


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Server: US Jubei'Thos       Faction: Horde
   85 Blood-Elf Paladin
  85 Troll Hunter

Posted: October 11, 2008 08:36 amTop
   
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WOOT!
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 11:53 amTop
   


IRC Nickname: |Tezza|
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HaHa LoL!

I hadn't even heard of 'lib' before this, Thanks for bringing this in Rob biggrin.gif

I cannot wait for the next one biggrin.gif
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 12:25 pmTop
   
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Second mad lib opened.
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 01:47 pmTop
   
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LMFAO, THE FIRST ONE'S HILARIOUS.

Person 1
Noun: monkey
Verb: climb
Proper Noun: New York City
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 05:37 pmTop
   
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Bump, 5 to go.
 
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Posted: October 11, 2008 11:44 pmTop
   


IRC Nickname: |Tezza|
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Haha Woot, Swear words made is so much funnier the first time.
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First name: Fanny
Verb: Rubbing
Noun: Banana
 
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