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No Lyfing Prayer

Geoff_Bland

Posted: October 27, 2008 08:40 pm

IRC Nickname: Geofff
Group: Clan Friend
Posts: 1238
Member No.: 608
Joined: May 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 96

I found this on TSG's forums and saw how epic it was so I just had to share

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Requirements:
-No Life
-$42.50
-Mother
-Bed Pan & Duct Tape, Toilet Chair, or Empty Bottle

If you only have a mother, this method can still be done. First you order her to get you $42.50 worth of energy drinks. (It must be exactly $42.50 worth of energy drinks, otherwise this method will not work.) If your mother refuses to do something at anytime, just scream at her until she does it. After you get the energy drinks, you need a Toilet Chair, Bed Pan & Duct Tape, or Empty Bottle. (It can be done without any of these, but not recommended.) If you get then Bed Pan then find a chair or younger sibling to duct tape it to. Once you have that ready, you can begin training. Using a guilded altar is a must. If you don't have one, mooch off of people with on that post that they have an open guilded altar. Never compliment anyone on their house, or thank them for letting you use their altar though. Whenever anyone else there says they got a level, accuse them of being a lier, say your prayer is better, or just insult them. When some one who has an open altar is getting off, insult their house and prayer level. When you get tired, start drinking your energy drinks. The more caffeine in them, the better. When you have to pee, you must use the toilet chair, bed pan, or bottle. If you don't have either, you must hold. You can't log out until you have 99 Prayer. When you get a prayer level, you must take a picture. In your prayer level pictures, you must have a different outfit on every time. If you don't change outfits after every level, you look poor. This is not what you want. When you post your level pictures, you must have a certain message. The format is this:

I just got 1-[insertyourlevelhere] in 2 minutes! That is faster then anything Turbostrider could do.

When posting your 99 prayer picture, you must edit the picture so there are too many grats messages that you cant see anything in the screen. This is so it looks like every one likes you, but in reality you have no friends because you were too busy no lifing prayer. The message you post with your 99 Prayer picture is:

I just got 1-99 in 24 hours! That is the fastest anyone has ever gotten 99 prayer. Try and top that Turbostrider!

If anyone ever accuses you of lying about how fast you got your levels, flame. FLAME HARD! Just say something to the lines of this:

u b j3luz cuz u haz w0rs3 n0 lyfing skillz!

Use this guide at your own risk. Rt 7192 is not responsible for any urinary infections, bladder explosions, cranky relatives, upset stomach, diarrehea, indigestion(Yay! Peptobismal!), or flaming from Turbostrider or any other person.

Is this what Dale really did? angryhahs.gif.png

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Zemus3654

Posted: October 27, 2008 09:04 pm

IRC Nickname: Zemus
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 2786
Member No.: 128
Joined: January 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 275

Ll

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24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering

~ Guardian since November 2007 ~

- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde
85 Blood-Elf Paladin
85 Troll Hunter

Dilz621

Posted: October 27, 2008 09:18 pm

IRC Nickname: Dilz
Group: Banned
Posts: 1403
Member No.: 973
Joined: June 23, 2008
Total Events Attended: 151

Roflmao at that

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LOLPNS
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Perm banned.

Kiwi011

Posted: October 27, 2008 09:49 pm

IRC Nickname: Kiwi011
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 3052
Member No.: 40
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 21

Lame copy of south park wow episode.

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Mager123789

Posted: October 27, 2008 09:55 pm

IRC Nickname: Flippie||Afk
Group: Clan Friend
Posts: 1708
Member No.: 55
Joined: December 31, 2007
Total Events Attended: 0

loll

I wonder if any1 actualy tried this.
Because thats some serious no-lifing there.
'Get 1-99 prayer without logging'

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George

Posted: October 27, 2008 10:04 pm

IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 9840
Member No.: 3
Joined: December 26, 2007
Total Events Attended: 540

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You can't log out until you have 99 Prayer

^Made me lol ^

Moved to House of Random!

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Woolachee

Posted: October 27, 2008 10:37 pm

IRC Nickname: Woolachee
Group: Clan Friend
Posts: 165
Member No.: 688
Joined: May 24, 2008
Total Events Attended: 22

funny st00f here. you forgot the money you need to buy bones =\

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John2103

Posted: October 27, 2008 11:29 pm

IRC Nickname: John2103
Group: Guest
Posts: 15
Member No.: 1407
Joined: October 27, 2008
Total Events Attended: 1

lol!

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