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 The Ultimate Forum PM Battle, ~George vs Anat
Posted: October 30, 2008 12:10 amTop
   
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So today, just now Anat and I concluded our great forum pm battle.
And it went somewhat like this, starting with me congratulating Anat for being orange:

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GRATZ@@@@@@@@

Gratz gratz gratz
Omg you turned orange, gimme power pl0x
Gratz dude, finally you finally got it, about time tbh! wub.gif wub.gif
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Well done, do us proud?
Don't forget who you are, don't let yourself be changed by your role, you're too cool for that wub.gif

~George


So Anat replied:
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Thanks mate, I will neko2.gif
But I totally did beat you at Vinesweeper yesterday hash.png  hash.png


In outrage, I shouted back:
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wut
wut
WUT
WUT
NO YOU DID NOT@!@!@
I beat you
DID YOU GET A TRIPLE WHAMMY DID YA?
NO! angryhahs.gif.png  omghash.gif.png


Anat then boasted:
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Ya I got like 7 tripple whammys and a back to back vine hilt drop.


I returned with:
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Sdfu, yeah well it started raining spirit seeds for me.
HAR BEAT THAT BISH! omghash.gif.png


So Anat started to play dirty, with this reply:
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(ANATCRAFTER): (Farming) lvl: 99 | exp: 13,107,729 (100% of 99) | rank: 1,964


So I stepped up the pace:
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Yh well, hang on whilst i find a skill i own you in.
FISHING I FOUND ONE!
I OWN YOUR FISH!


Anat lied back:
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You smell like fish! laugh.gif


I set him straight with:
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Nah I smell like Earth from the ground in which I plant!


Anat tried to abuse me:
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That's bad.


But I could not be abused:
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No it's good.
I also smell like flowers, masculine flowers hashdown.gif.png
Which attract the ladies!


That sparked an interest in the Anat!
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What kind of ladies?


I came back with this whopper of a line:
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Beautiful, way out of Anatcrafter's League Ladies.
Thats who!


Anat tried to steal my ways:
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Oh my well I suppose I should be rubbing earth and masculine flowers ove r myself when I go on dates now to improve my chances?


To which I replied:
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NO
That's George's personal seductive technique!
Although i bet you couldn't pull it off even if you tried  evilneko.gif


Anat remarked the following in protest:
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I totally could if I wanted to.


So I challenged him:
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K go on then.
I challenge you.
Go on a date after rubbing masculine flowers and earth all over you!
If you get the girl I give you my rs geepees.


Then Anat brought down the crushing blow:
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Easiest 100k I'll make.

Btw can you check this topic please, someone replied to our xp debate.


So after I had died a little inside I replied:
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FIRST OFF.
I'm gonna end your life, cut off your head, deprive you of RS, drown you, be-man you.
Etc etc etc, drown you in a lake of chocolate, take away your ringmaster hat, coat your quest cape in mud, turn your farming cape PINK.
I have the power!

Second of all, I am worth more than 100k!


Anat finally showed his true gay feelings:
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Oh ya pink farming cape would be hawt!


So yeah that's what Matt and I get up to late at night cool.gif

~George king.gif
 
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Posted: October 30, 2008 12:14 amTop
   
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There is a reason why it's in code boxes not quotation boxes:
Anat and I couldn't get quotation boxes to work for this, and yes we tried everything!

I just tried and it works now neko2.gif
~Anat
 
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Posted: October 30, 2008 12:16 amTop
   


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QUOTE (Anatcrafter @ October 30, 2008 12:05 am)
Joe is my God


True I know.
 
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Posted: October 30, 2008 12:17 amTop
   
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QUOTE (Gorgemaster @ October 29, 2008 07:14 pm)
and yes we tried everything!

Did you try sex?
 
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Posted: October 30, 2008 12:19 amTop
   
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QUOTE (Darth Magul @ October 30, 2008 12:17 am)
QUOTE (Gorgemaster @ October 29, 2008 07:14 pm)
and yes we tried everything!

Did you try sex?

Yes.
 
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Posted: October 30, 2008 12:19 amTop
   
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pns
 
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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!



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Posted: October 30, 2008 12:21 amTop
   


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QUOTE (Gorgemaster @ October 30, 2008 12:14 am)
Joe is a beast, I wish I was as good at life as Joe.

Woot_Emoticon.gif

QUOTE (Dalejamesw @ October 25, 2008 10:37 pm)
Joe is really cool hash.pnghash.pnghash.png


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Posted: October 30, 2008 12:23 amTop
   
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QUOTE (Gorgemaster @ October 29, 2008 07:19 pm)
QUOTE (Darth Magul @ October 30, 2008 12:17 am)
QUOTE (Gorgemaster @ October 29, 2008 07:14 pm)
and yes we tried everything!

Did you try sex?

Yes.

Consensual sex in the missionary position?
 
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Posted: October 30, 2008 12:29 amTop
   
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Enuf spam to kill a pig.
 
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Posted: October 30, 2008 01:02 amTop
   
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QUOTE (Dorcha3377 @ October 30, 2008 12:29 am)
Enuf spam to kill a pig.

lmfao, took me a few secs to understand that xD
That's a funny one@

~Abs
 
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Posted: October 30, 2008 01:40 amTop
   
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QUOTE (Jadi Simondz @ October 29, 2008 07:19 pm)
pns

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"It is our direction, not our intentions, that lead us to our destinations."

Posted: October 30, 2008 01:50 amTop
   
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Obi Bald Kenobi says use the force.
 
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Posted: October 30, 2008 01:51 amTop
   
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QUOTE (Obi Bald Kenobi @ October 29, 2008 08:50 pm)
Obi Bald Kenobi says use the force.

(20:50:54) -RuneScript- *** [ NAME ]: Username ObiBldKenbi is available.

 
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