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Posted: November 10, 2008 06:37 pm  | |
      IRC Nickname: Billy|Gilli Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1545 Member No.: 1451 Joined: November 9, 2008 Total Events Attended: 91    | I didn't see any threads for people to just post jokes. Personally i leave reading a good joke lol, and have a few of my own lol. Theres only really 1 boundry for jokes, NO RASICM, other than that anything goes i think  lol.Heres 1 from me. Two middle-aged women called Jill and Jane, both married, decided to go out for a girls night out with each other. By 2 o'clock they they were extremely drunk and decided it was time they headed home. On the way home, Jill said to Jane, 'i really need to go to the toilet'. Jane said 'Me too'. They walked past an empty field and into the bushes to go to the toilet. Jill couldnt find anything to wipe herself with so she used her knickers and then just through them away. Jane could only find a piece of card to wipe herself with, so she used that. After that they both made it home safely and went to bed. The next morning Jills husband rang Janes husband and said 'We've got to stop this girls night out stuff, Jill come home last night with no knickers on, i think she could have slept with somebody else'. Jane's husband replied with, 'You think thats a problem? Jane come home with a card stuck between her asscheeks saying, With love from all the Fire Brigade!' I thought it was funny, but it may not sound as good when reading it as it does when just saying it lol. Post jokes people  ! --------------------    |
Posted: November 12, 2008 05:02 am | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 15 Member No.: 1459 Joined: November 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | Not bad, took me a while though - but that's just cuz I'm slow lol. A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona." "There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?" The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man." --------------------  |
Posted: November 13, 2008 02:45 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Zooby Group: Guest Posts: 1669 Member No.: 1464 Joined: November 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 109 | I was watching Robot Chicken last night btw... "Your Mummas so dumb she thinks Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles." -------------------- A Revolution without dance is a Revolution not worth having at all Lightbulbs die my sweet, I will depart |
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