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Posted: December 10, 2008 05:25 am  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8    | Fine, please don't laugh your lungs out, that'd be gross. And as an added precaution, don't take anything you read literally. This guy might actually mean it to be serious, but if you do it takes all the fun out of his ignorant stupidity. If you are easily offended, please don't continue, or if you do have something closeby that you can break without too much of a monetary setback. I honestly wanted to kill this guy for the first few minutes, but right about now I've decided we should keep him around for purely entertainment purposes. I have a growing suspicion that this blog is actually entirely satire as well. I have no idea if it is or not, but if so it'd actually be really impressive. Here's a few random examples, I'll give you one guess to which one I read first. A Fishy Drug Raid: "Even if you aren’t materially rewarded you will have the good feeling of doing the right thing to help win the war on dangerous drugs and will serve as a shining example to those in your neighborhood. One should always keep an eye out for one’s neighbors, to help protect their property from outsiders or to turn them in if they are breaking the law." Supreme Court Smacks Down Voter Fraud: "Well, America wins again, thanks to an increasingly conservative Supreme Court populated by right thinking Republican Presidents," and: "This is wise, as poor people are generally less informed than wealthy people who actually follow politics and tend to vote Republican." He's in favor of maintaining a minimum tax bracket to allow you to vote. I love this guy, he's so cute! And dumb. Very, very dumb, but still cute! Mike Huckabee Nails It: "Race pimps like Wright preach fear and despair to keep people in line. But as black folk continue to awaken from the hypnotic state they have been locked into for decades, they will flock to the Republican party, the party of hope, self-reliance, personal responsibility, family values and faith." He also called Senator Obama a "gay muslim crackhead" for good measure. Anime Encourages Murder: There are criminal organizations known as "Fansubbers" who target children with shows of heinous violence and gratuitous sexuality in order to turn innocent children everywhere into homicidal deviant rapists! THEY MUST DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! *ahem*
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