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 Why you shouldn't buy porn
 
Sithofwookie
Posted: December 19, 2008 02:26 amTop
   
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 My friend showed me this and he says its a true story lol

Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:

A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check.

After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the m

materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company check.

However, due to the name of the company, few people will present these checks to their banks.

The name of the company: "The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company.
 
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Jayson
Posted: December 19, 2008 02:35 amTop
   
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 ya thats my company
 
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Sithofwookie
Posted: December 19, 2008 02:52 amTop
   
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QUOTE (Jadi Simondz @ December 18, 2008 09:35 pm)
ya thats my company

Why doesn't that surprise me?
 
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Nick
Posted: December 19, 2008 03:10 amTop
   
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 I ordered a bunch of stuff from them last week. neko2.gif
 
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Back to Own
Posted: December 19, 2008 03:27 amTop
   
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 lol neko2.gif
 
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Jaxx456
Posted: December 19, 2008 04:01 amTop
   
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 yeh ive heard of this, they did it with dildo's aswell. Who wants to take a check noted dildo company back lol
 
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Sativas
Posted: December 19, 2008 04:37 amTop
   
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 Who buys porn anyway lol.
 
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Zooby69
Posted: December 19, 2008 06:28 amTop
   
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QUOTE (Robertwb69 @ December 18, 2008 11:37 pm)
Who buys porn anyway lol.

Exactly.. dry.gif Streaming ftw.
 
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Eregion2
Posted: December 19, 2008 11:10 pmTop
   
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Seriously, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
 
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Pyro Blade26
Posted: December 19, 2008 11:46 pmTop
   
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 lawl. thats what they get for liking ass sex.
 
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Troll84
Posted: December 20, 2008 12:03 amTop
   
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Eregion2
Posted: December 20, 2008 04:57 amTop
   
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QUOTE (Mugger84 @ December 19, 2008 07:03 pm)
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So would I, just to see the face of the cashier when I did it.

I'd probably go to a different bank branch though. wink.gif
 
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Nirvanas Guy
Posted: December 20, 2008 01:11 pmTop
   
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 That's not a true story, it's not a story at all.

It's an idea a guy gets on "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels", a film directed by Guy Ritchie.
 
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Mickey
Posted: December 20, 2008 02:55 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Jadi Simondz @ December 19, 2008 02:35 am)
ya thats my company

Rofl.

What a scam, that's actually pretty epic rofl.
 
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Billy
Posted: December 20, 2008 06:10 pmTop
   
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 Thats fuckin funny! LOL.
 
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Renegade3540
Posted: December 21, 2008 03:53 amTop
   


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 "So sir, what did you do to get this check?"

"Ah well the same as always, don't need no lube. Just spit a bit and it's all smooth sailing from there on."

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dude_man20
Posted: December 21, 2008 05:08 amTop
   


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 That is fucking awesome man.... Imagine being a bank clerk so Mr. Smith comes in I would like this check cash..... LOL
 
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