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Sativas
Posted: January 8, 2009 08:29 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Sativas
Group: Elite Guardian
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Joined: August 29, 2008
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Girl seeking WoW player - w4m
Date: 2008-10-14, 11:01AM PDT


Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..


I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.

You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5'10".
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.

About me:

- I am 5'8"
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.

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any takers?
 
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Ubg-Fcbruges
Posted: January 8, 2009 08:42 pmTop
   
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Stokenut
Posted: January 8, 2009 09:21 pmTop
   


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 I'm calling her
 
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Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion.

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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".
Groedius
Posted: January 8, 2009 09:32 pmTop
   
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QUOTE (Stokenut @ January 08, 2009 09:21 pm)
I'm calling her

Im with stoke
 
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Renegade3540
Posted: January 8, 2009 10:14 pmTop
   


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QUOTE (Stokenut @ January 08, 2009 04:21 pm)
I'm calling her

She's either fat, a guy or you.
 
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Mickey
Posted: January 8, 2009 10:25 pmTop
   
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 Rofl, "I haven't had sex in 8 months", I wonder why..
 
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Kiwi011
Posted: January 8, 2009 10:42 pmTop
   
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Joined: December 30, 2007
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