Hey guys. I was just laughing my ass off after reading this. Hands down most hilarious thing I read all day.
Some of the other answers are funny too.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2veuez/what_top_1_club_do_you_think_you_belong_to/coh3srq (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2veuez/what_top_1_club_do_you_think_you_belong_to/coh3srq)
I've never seen so many comments on a reddit thread before! :O
/r/askreddit is the primary text based subreddit. They don't allow images or vids and whatnot.
If you want a lot of comment karma, askreddit is the place to be.
What a legend. Best post on Reddit