What in the name of...

[Zeld Freelan]

What in the name of the Lord did ye just proclaim about me, knave? I'll have thee know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron
in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges upon traitorous lords, and I hath more than three hundred honourable kills.
I am extensively disciplined in simian warfare and I am the top archer in the entire armie. Thou art merely 'nother enemy
to slay. I shall extinguish thee with precision such as hast never been witnessed by Gods or men, hear my words.
Think thou that thee can escape mine wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink thine words, miscreant. As we speak,
I am sending word of thee by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and thine hideout is soon to be located,
so brace thyself for attack, fool. It will be the storm that exterminates thine pitiful life, if that it can be named.
Thou art good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around thee, and I am capable of subduing thee in over seven hundred ways,
and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any
weapon in mine liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase thine insignificant presence off
our holy realm, thou insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish that thou would have had the foresight to comprehend what
heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then thou would have withheld from
voicing it. But thou couldst not, thou didst not, and now thou shalt pay with your blood, thou thrice-God-forsaken
imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire upon thee and thou shalt be inundated in it. Thou art carrion food, cretin.

[BeeBee]

DID NOT READ!

[Mojo]

i like trains

[Armybuilder]

Moo

[Kung_Man149]

i like trains